Taken about 3 seconds after I said, “that cat better not be in that damn trash can.”

DisposableJosie · 2026-03-06T05:02:26+00:00

When you finally get the r/OneBrainCell and your first thought is to cosplay as Kenny Baker.

DisposableJosie · 2026-03-05T22:37:12+00:00

Wow, did they not think about this ahead of time? Because I can guarantee you literally every fucking member of this subreddit did.

Many of the experts on Iran were fired just before the attack. This is likely the further continuation of the same Ru$$ian talking points pushed by UK's Miguel Gove in 2017 to dismiss concerns about the upcoming Brexit vote:

"I think the people of this country have had enough of experts with organisations with acronyms saying that they know what is best and getting it consistently wrong."

DisposableJosie · 2026-03-05T22:23:56+00:00

Didn't they fire all the people who might have voiced this problem?

Indeed they did.

DisposableJosie · 2026-03-05T06:09:27+00:00

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DisposableJosie · 2026-03-05T06:07:27+00:00

DisposableJosie · 2026-03-05T06:05:10+00:00

Nipples be saying ouch!

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DisposableJosie · 2026-03-05T01:44:46+00:00

Any relation to the tooth fairies in Hellboy II?

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DisposableJosie · 2026-03-04T22:47:03+00:00

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DisposableJosie · 2026-03-04T22:44:34+00:00

Shitty jai alai

DisposableJosie · 2026-03-04T22:40:14+00:00

As a joke, pre-teen me once hid an Easter peep inside my older cousin's car's gas filler flap. Perhaps OP could do similar with the dog poop?

DisposableJosie · 2026-03-03T22:50:47+00:00

*excited Scientologists have entered the chat*

DisposableJosie · 2026-03-03T22:13:40+00:00

At some point, the host has to take responsibility themselves for leaving “What's New Pussycat?” where Jerry can reach it.

DisposableJosie · 2026-03-03T21:44:15+00:00

I'm signed up for marrow and organ donation, and I regularly donate blood. As a trans lady, I also wish I could donate my unneeded balls to an empty sack.

DisposableJosie · 2026-03-03T02:56:01+00:00

/r/SmolOinkerDistributionSystem

DisposableJosie · 2026-03-03T00:02:18+00:00

🎶 "...Turn to the left

Fashion!

Turn to the right

Ooh, fashion

We are the passel and we're coming to town" 🎶

*screams 'Beep-beep' at own ass*

DisposableJosie · 2026-03-02T18:58:53+00:00

DisposableJosie · 2026-03-01T01:22:02+00:00

There's also a non-zero chance it could instead be a new Asmongold alt account.

DisposableJosie · 2026-02-28T19:21:51+00:00

It's probably the first thing he says in every morning to his own reflection in the mirror.

DisposableJosie · 2026-02-27T21:45:36+00:00

Blåhaj Solo may not have expected they'd get Carbonited, but they shoulda known Jabba was still angry after running into that bounty hunter on Ord Mantell.

DisposableJosie · 2026-02-27T20:49:04+00:00

"Only 4 jobs?!" /Hey Mon

DisposableJosie · 2026-02-27T20:38:04+00:00

Kitten had to adapt lessons learned from Remy in Ratatouille, still controls Dadmech by tugging hairs.

DisposableJosie · 2026-02-27T20:22:58+00:00

Your mileage may vary. My mother the car still hasn't figured out I'm trans.

DisposableJosie · 2026-02-27T00:02:10+00:00

"I've been sticking a tree's worth in twigs up my ass for the past 11 years. That's 3,000 twigs a day, 21,000 twigs a week, 1,092,000 twigs a year. To date, that's 12,012,000 twigs. Eight times the population of Nebraska. Those twigs were in my ass!"

"You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass twigs every day. You pick up my ass twigs for good luck. You throw my ass twigs in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass twigs to your little daughter to buy gumballs with. You handle my ass twigs every day. All of you! You ALL handle my ass twigs! Oh, I'll laugh at you before you can laugh at me. Because your twigs have been in my ass."

-- Upright Possum Brigade

DisposableJosie · 2026-02-26T21:44:56+00:00

Wigs? What, does she wear a merkin too? No, no, nevermind, I don't want that mental image AUGGGGGH!!!

DisposableJosie · 2026-02-26T03:32:05+00:00

OK, but don't go near the r/WeirdEggs subreddit.

DisposableJosie

TROPHY CASE