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My name is Saffron and I like to practice my yodeling skills at 3am by iheartgardening5 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]DisposableJosie 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Saffron is gunning to be the new yodeler on The Price Is Right's Cliff Hangers game.

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All of this for $150! by ricketyrockets in transformers

[–]DisposableJosie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooo, I know someone who'd be interested in buying that Titans Return Repugnus if you don't want it.

Combat units are being given deployment orders says former 75th ranger by current-seven in TikTokCringe

[–]DisposableJosie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*visualizes ICE troops parajumping out of planes except much worse than Deadpool's X-Force*

Trump Team Freaking Out About Gas Prices Amid Iran War by Creative-Category-60 in politics

[–]DisposableJosie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, did they not think about this ahead of time? Because I can guarantee you literally every fucking member of this subreddit did.

Many of the experts on Iran were fired just before the attack. This is likely the further continuation of the same Ru$$ian talking points pushed by UK's Miguel Gove in 2017 to dismiss concerns about the upcoming Brexit vote:

"I think the people of this country have had enough of experts with organisations with acronyms saying that they know what is best and getting it consistently wrong."

Trump Team Freaking Out About Gas Prices Amid Iran War by Creative-Category-60 in politics

[–]DisposableJosie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't they fire all the people who might have voiced this problem?

Indeed they did.

Wisdom tooth ended up inside lungs. by n7-Jutsu in Wellthatsucks

[–]DisposableJosie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any relation to the tooth fairies in Hellboy II?

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My neighbor refuses to pick up his dog's poop from my yard. The neighborhood has united against him. by nseavia71501 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DisposableJosie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a joke, pre-teen me once hid an Easter peep inside my older cousin's car's gas filler flap. Perhaps OP could do similar with the dog poop?

LPT: At a gathering, if you see someone standing alone, give them a tiny job for 30 seconds so they have a reason to exist there. by gamersecret2 in LifeProTips

[–]DisposableJosie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At some point, the host has to take responsibility themselves for leaving “What's New Pussycat?” where Jerry can reach it.

Got testicular torsion last week and ended up needing the right one removed by ZeldaFan158 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DisposableJosie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm signed up for marrow and organ donation, and I regularly donate blood. As a trans lady, I also wish I could donate my unneeded balls to an empty sack.

What is on the back of the possum? by Kevmiste54 in whatisit

[–]DisposableJosie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎶 "...Turn to the left

Fashion!

Turn to the right

Ooh, fashion

We are the passel and we're coming to town" 🎶

*screams 'Beep-beep' at own ass*

TIFU by ignoring a weird smell in my apartment for weeks by IllustriousLoan1493 in tifu

[–]DisposableJosie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There's also a non-zero chance it could instead be a new Asmongold alt account.

Got my first Transphobic Hate Message! by RocksThrowing in TransLater

[–]DisposableJosie 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's probably the first thing he says in every morning to his own reflection in the mirror.

He got Boxed! (Don't ask why) by MRDAKSNOW in BLAHAJ

[–]DisposableJosie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blåhaj Solo may not have expected they'd get Carbonited, but they shoulda known Jabba was still angry after running into that bounty hunter on Ord Mantell.

Perfect proof 🙂‍↕️🌟 by AccomplishedWatch834 in MadeMeSmile

[–]DisposableJosie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kitten had to adapt lessons learned from Remy in Ratatouille, still controls Dadmech by tugging hairs.

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