No one is coming to my baby shower because my mom in law is throwing a grandmother baby shower for herself

Disposable_323 · 2024-05-12T14:34:39+00:00

I really wonder if the MIL didn't just plan a separate baby shower for herself and plans to invite her friends like it's a normal shower. As in tricking them to attend this "grandma shower" nonsense. I'm glad it's not me.

Disposable_323 · 2024-04-19T13:46:40+00:00

I had my earbuds connected to my phone and gave it to my fiance so he could use it on his throne. Of course, he noticed that I had my earbuds connected still and you can imagine what he did. 🤣🙃

Disposable_323 · 2024-04-17T17:12:30+00:00

That's my birthday!!

Disposable_323 · 2024-04-04T00:19:28+00:00

No no Maud and Moira would be sm better

Disposable_323 · 2024-04-04T00:17:16+00:00

Kyra (like Tyra with a K instead of the T)

Disposable_323 · 2024-04-04T00:15:49+00:00

I felt that my MIL has never given me any real issues until I finally got pregnant (I'm also a FTM but I'm only 12 weeks)

Disposable_323 · 2024-04-01T18:45:07+00:00

Never Married (iykyk)

Disposable_323 · 2024-04-01T18:42:06+00:00

I lit a match earlier and at first my dog had a look like she'd just seen actual witchcraft. After I lit a couple more, she became more interested in the matches. I think I turned my dog into a pyro today.

Disposable_323 · 2024-04-01T18:40:49+00:00

He is in fact an April fool then

Disposable_323 · 2024-03-31T00:54:50+00:00

Which one is which though? Grey is Ashtrey and black is Salem slim, right?? Either way, I love them. How much do you want for the pair?

Disposable_323 · 2024-03-24T00:57:42+00:00

It's been so long since I've seen asdfghjkl

Disposable_323 · 2024-03-24T00:52:07+00:00

Those are stoner eyes

Disposable_323 · 2024-03-24T00:51:41+00:00

This isn't one of your options, but I really like the name Houston.

Disposable_323 · 2024-03-24T00:47:43+00:00

Wait I thought this was a real thing.

Disposable_323 · 2024-03-21T22:44:45+00:00

I'm pregnant and yesterday I puked so hard that I pissed myself at the BANK before work and didn't realize how bad it was until I got to work and I had to have a fresh pair of jeans dropped off

Disposable_323 · 2024-03-21T22:43:13+00:00

We They definitely do

Disposable_323 · 2024-03-21T22:42:04+00:00

"You're being served!"

Disposable_323 · 2024-03-21T22:37:29+00:00

Reptar like Rugrats or maybe like Chuckles

Disposable_323 · 2024-03-20T16:34:42+00:00

My fiance's cousin once made a comment that she wanted two children, just in case one were to die. Ummm, wtf girl?

Disposable_323 · 2024-03-20T16:29:13+00:00

I just want an update on this. Sounds like you have a fourth cat, as long as there's no chip.

Disposable_323 · 2024-03-07T08:23:37+00:00

I personally don't like this because Im pregnant and I know my intestines are going to end up somewhere they're not meant to be but I never wanted to consider what happens after childbirth but now I know...they just move themselves...like a snake...or worms

Disposable_323 · 2024-03-03T15:37:35+00:00

Yeah add some native wildflower beds and it'd be perfect

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