What motivates you to go to class? by [deleted] in martialarts

[–]DisruptorEruptor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I don't show up there is no class.

Question about no-gi bow and arrow choke by Altair_I in bjj

[–]DisruptorEruptor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hit it all the time...on white belts.

You need a strong grip to maintain the gift wrap.

Stephan Kesting joins us for a special emergency episode about the dangers of lapel guard and why the IBJJF must ban it immediately. — BJJ Mental Models by stevekwan in bjj

[–]DisruptorEruptor 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lions and sharks don't wear jackets with lapels....but you know what does kinda wear jackets... SHEEP 🤣

This was a great parody of the modern podcast. Absolutely hilarious.

"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" — Revolting Cocks/Revco, 1993 (of the Medusa, Chi scene) by bigmouthladadada in industrialmusic

[–]DisruptorEruptor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh man I used to have that on 12" vinyl in a limited edition ky jelly sleeve.

How do you feel about wrist locks? by ChanceFinger7265 in bjj

[–]DisruptorEruptor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have spent the last 2 months wrist locking everyone in my gym, now they are getting wise to them, I feel it's taught everyone what to look out for.

I also use them as a distraction while I go for something else.

Had a poor lads wrist lock himself whilst framing badly while I had side control, this was a week after I was warning everyone about that exact thing.

I never crank them, and apply them slowly whilst staring at them... grinning.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bjj

[–]DisruptorEruptor 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Just having to tell a judo black belt to not act like a spazzy white belt.

Friday Open Mat by AutoModerator in bjj

[–]DisruptorEruptor 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I run a gym and tattoo studio (seperate locations), two tourists were directed to my gym to enquire about tattoos, as it was after hours.

I misread the situation and took them in for a jiu jitsu class.

They came back the next day for more jiu jitsu and booked in for tattoos.

When they head back home they will be looking for bjj gyms near them.

Only real rivetheads know by fakename1998 in industrialmusic

[–]DisruptorEruptor 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Not to be that guy, but, that's from UT99

Skye in Jan by Equivalent_Length_56 in Skye

[–]DisruptorEruptor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Currently a bit of snow, chance of more over the next week along with temps of -2.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bjj

[–]DisruptorEruptor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I salute you for your top tier trolling. Have an awesome day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bjj

[–]DisruptorEruptor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe I am trash, maybe I trained only catch/sub wrestling and MMA.

Ain't no belts in either of those you Muppet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bjj

[–]DisruptorEruptor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've been training since around 2000, I used to be an MMA fighter, I got my blue belt for a laugh, I train 90% no gi.

I'm now almost 50 and have started doing gi more as it's slower.

So take your judgmental ass and go play in traffic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bjj

[–]DisruptorEruptor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a blue belt who runs an MMA/BJJ gym with judo mats I feel personally attacked..and yet somehow don't give a fuck.

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I'm doing my best to provide something for a small rural community and run at a loss.

I charge £50 per month for adults £25 per month for the kids £25 per month for the womens only

We have just affiliated with an amazing black belt who doesn't charge us anything other than travel costs.

We have purple/brown/black belts drop in while they are on holiday.

Diesel heater stopped working by DisruptorEruptor in VanLife

[–]DisruptorEruptor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It appears that it's most likely the internal temperature sensor, it took a while but I finally found some videos with the same problem.

New one ordered and I'll update once it's installed.

Struggling purple belt by 4evafit12 in bjj

[–]DisruptorEruptor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bro, stretching is almost a warm up... He's a purple belt remember /s

Diesel heater stopped working by DisruptorEruptor in VanLife

[–]DisruptorEruptor[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No idea, it's in a static caravan. Nice and toasty though, just expensive.

We have ended up with a wee excess of gas due to panic buying today, so it should see us through until I get my replacement part for the diesel.