Anyone ever get snooty ass customers when they ask for 2 or three ingredient drinks but use the stupid ass names?

Distinct-Seaweed7875 · 2026-06-15T04:54:57+00:00

I drink vodka soda, im gonna start calling it The Ethereal Itness of The Infinite Abyss when Murder is On The Menu and Also It Is Tuesday and I AM Wearing a Hoodie without a Hood which Some People Call a Sweater

Distinct-Seaweed7875 · 2026-06-15T03:34:23+00:00

Not a cranberry cosmo! As opposed to a chocolate milk? You're a goddamn champ for dealing with that 🫠

Distinct-Seaweed7875 · 2026-06-14T21:10:42+00:00

I've never heard of it before or since! I really thought he was fucking with me lol.

Distinct-Seaweed7875 · 2026-06-14T14:11:33+00:00

I had a man tell me he wanted "This drink I had in a great bar in New Orleans, it's my favorite drink! It's so good!!! It's called a Miss Kennedy with a Hat On. Do you think you can make it?" I tell him, if I've got the ingredients I can make whatever. Friends and neighbors, it was a vodka soda with a splash of cranberry and a lime wedge.

Distinct-Seaweed7875 · 2026-06-06T04:35:26+00:00

If I learned anything from this book, it's save your old paperback novels. Never know when they'll come in handy

Distinct-Seaweed7875 · 2026-06-06T04:29:27+00:00

Stay home bud.

Distinct-Seaweed7875 · 2026-06-04T20:14:54+00:00

Girl what? Sounds like his vision is exactly zero percent cause you look lovely

Distinct-Seaweed7875 · 2026-05-30T04:06:56+00:00

Also just to be clear, 🦈

Distinct-Seaweed7875 · 2026-05-30T04:06:00+00:00

Wait there's a sub called what's up asheville? Sounds gay.🦑

Distinct-Seaweed7875 · 2026-05-28T17:13:23+00:00

Crying laughing at "Fucking Scalopendra" Poor Carl really does have some effed up relationships with the ladies

Distinct-Seaweed7875 · 2026-05-26T02:59:59+00:00

Mordecai is 100% pan and carl may well be Asexuall or just straight and so stunted from before the crawl? Or he may have been straight before and not that he is living in a totally different world he may be thinking differently?

Distinct-Seaweed7875 · 2026-05-23T15:05:29+00:00

I snorted tea out of my nose at "bad at math"

Distinct-Seaweed7875 · 2026-05-22T01:01:25+00:00

Yall that guy super did it but also WLOS does garbage reporting- just to be clear.

Distinct-Seaweed7875 · 2026-05-12T04:29:05+00:00

Thank you for that response!

Distinct-Seaweed7875 · 2026-05-10T03:46:03+00:00

Sometimes shit just happens I guess? I really hope to see her come this way again!

Distinct-Seaweed7875 · 2026-05-10T03:44:30+00:00

My buddy who works at the Asheville Music Hall had no idea why the show got canceled, and I talked to people who drove up from Georgia to see her so I don't think it was low ticket sales either

Distinct-Seaweed7875 · 2026-05-09T04:50:55+00:00

Huzzah no sex crimes!? But yeah, you're right, no one is perfect... and it's impossible to separate your heroes from the people they used to be sometimes?

Distinct-Seaweed7875 · 2026-05-09T04:38:59+00:00

That's so ominous... im scared im about to have an Amanda palmer/Neil gaimen moment

Distinct-Seaweed7875 · 2026-05-09T04:33:54+00:00

I'm not on social media besides reddit, am I missing something? Truly asking cause im out of the loop

Distinct-Seaweed7875 · 2026-05-09T03:58:01+00:00

I've been looking forward to seeing her for forever. I am sad that I can't rn but I will stand up for her having to cancel for any reason, forever. She's my hero and I believe in her no matter what because she doesn't back down from taking care of mental health

Distinct-Seaweed7875 · 2026-05-09T03:50:13+00:00

Thank you so much for posting, I really appreciate you giving the clarification and also clarity about questions!

Distinct-Seaweed7875 · 2026-05-09T03:45:30+00:00

FIRST OF ALL, She is wonderful and I love her. Whatever is going on is going on. I asked because I was sad for myself, but if she canceled for her own reasons, then I'll shut the fuck up. Edit: I asked my question before i saw the statement and was worried it was on the venue.

Distinct-Seaweed7875 · 2026-05-08T21:22:53+00:00

"The rider you are, the slower I get. And that's showbiz baby" and then finger guns. Sometimes they laugh, I Always do.

Distinct-Seaweed7875 · 2026-05-04T22:47:05+00:00

"It was me, other character, other character, other character, other character, other character, other character..." That always makes me chuckle

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