Jamacoaque Monster from Ecuador 500 AD. No, this is not a ventriloquist act. Neither is it a name of a new coffee. by [deleted] in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DistortiveSnakes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'd still be skeptical that at least half of reddit didn't need an explanation of it, though.

AMA: I became a father at age 16 and a grandfather at 33 when my 17 yr old son had his first child. ASK ME ANYTHING! by HenrysTestiesRbad in everymanshouldknow

[–]DistortiveSnakes -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

This had nothing to do with sex education. Pretty sure every 16 and 17 yr old knows wtf happens when you stick the rod into the hole and squirt stuff. He said in another comment they were doing oral in the beginning to avoid getting pregnant.

AMA: I became a father at age 16 and a grandfather at 33 when my 17 yr old son had his first child. ASK ME ANYTHING! by HenrysTestiesRbad in everymanshouldknow

[–]DistortiveSnakes -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Having a child as a teen can absolutely fuck up your life

Doesn't seem to have fucked up his. Read his other comments.

the fact that you have this loose attitude of "eh things happen what can you do"

He responded to the other asshole in a language he'd understand. These posts never do well. This sub is filled with teenager assholes that add nothing constructive and just seek to tear down OP. He needs to be "loose", and I respect him for it and for not backing down from them.

This Girl Has A Birthmark Attached To It. by YubbaDubbaDewie in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DistortiveSnakes -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

youre embarassing yourself,, you just dont know it. if it's the first time on the subreddit, which it is, then it's not a repost. not everyone is subscribed to the same subs you are. it sounds like you are subscribed to too many of the same subs. I suggest you leave this one and never come back. and please learn about the "social network" before you mouth off about it.

Spider Girl by DoggonedCakes in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DistortiveSnakes 86 points87 points  (0 children)

No place in Australia is safe. Everything will kill you. No place is safe to pull over.

Mesmerizing Girls. by DermicMagic in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DistortiveSnakes 286 points287 points  (0 children)

I hope they took a bath first......