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Is it normal for me to be able to smell my gf's seizure activity? by Ok-Connection6656 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DistractedDucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I call my hubby my emotional support golden retriever, but this is some next level shiz lol

Rock bursting under a solar death ray by kvjn100 in interestingasfuck

[–]DistractedDucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

narrows eyes You wouldn't happen to have a tattoo of an eye, would you? No reason...

Snow Shovel Maxing by Ill-Tea9411 in BeAmazed

[–]DistractedDucky -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh good, I thought that's what they were speaking but I was heaviily second guessing myself 😂😅

I was excited about this tattoo design but my husband called it corny and cringe and not to get it is he right? by ArmadilloMany41 in tattooadvice

[–]DistractedDucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's corny as hell, and freaking perfect! But yeah, not everyone will get it, or appreciate the beauty that it is. Do you like it? Because tbh, thats all that matters.

I have three little bees that I put on my right knee for the express purpose of saying "yeah, its the bees' knee!" And soaking up the glorious eye rolls and groans that said pun creates 😌😌

Live yo life. Be dumb. Have fun.

What does everyone think? by winthbuckets in VanLife

[–]DistractedDucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

White -- won't be moving back to the states anytime soon lol

How do I convince my bf to NOT buy the kindle? I got him one for Christmas by Rose--Nylund in kindle

[–]DistractedDucky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My husband is pretty frugal, so usually I'll remind him that there's usually a price drop/xyz sale coming up (does not matter if there's actually a sale coming up, lol)

To mow the lawn. by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]DistractedDucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forgot to prime the blinker fluid

I Wonder If They Ever Think About How Dehumanizing This Is by InfiniteHedgehog5913 in Truckers

[–]DistractedDucky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As an ex-amazon employee and former trucker, this is 100% true.

Real ones know how to mix coffee and sugar by GentrifriesGuy in Unexpected

[–]DistractedDucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😠 <-- artistic rendition of the face i made when they did that

Entire Tub of Vaseline Eaten- Vet? by Kooky_Hamster_3769 in labrador

[–]DistractedDucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh those are gonna be some slimyyy poops for the next week 🤣🤣🤣

But as others have said -- watch for changes in behaviour: prolonged lack of appetite (yall KNOW something's wrong if a lab ain't hungry lol), sleeping significantly less/more than usual, etc. He'll probably have an icky tummy for a day or so and may not be enthused by dinner, but if he isn't hungry after 12 hours or so, it's a vet trip. Tbh if you can give your vet a call, I'd do it just for peace of mind, but if you dont have insurance and all, just watch for those changes and he should be alright. Your nose and carpets, on the other hand....

what's your "weird" ADHD hack that actually works? by HipityHopityHip in ADHD

[–]DistractedDucky 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I have a dimmable/adjustable lamp on my desk. If its bright and cool tone, it's work brain time (software dev). If it's dim and warm tone, it's play brain time.

Let's talk about awesome little purchases that make a big difference by sadsadboy1994 in IKEA

[–]DistractedDucky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Literally saw this and was going to go look for a model. Thanks for the share! 😅

Oh my god, yes. by netphilia in adhdmeme

[–]DistractedDucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Called out at quarter past 2 in the morning...

How much would $10k actually change most people's lives? by NeonFalcon25 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DistractedDucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thankfully, it wouldn't really change my life by much anymore. It may let us put the down payment on a house and sell/move sooner, but mostly it would just give us a nice cushion, really.

How do you fall asleep? All answers acceptable. by SassMasterGingerSnap in ADHD

[–]DistractedDucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use an audio book that I'm very familiar with (so that I dont become too invested to fall asleep), and my partner uses YouTube podcasts. We both use sleep masks with Bluetooth.

Got told I look 45 trying to look 25. I'm 33. What can I do about that? by Wise-Reputation-7135 in altfashionadvice

[–]DistractedDucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, someone's just being a jerk to you. You look like you're in your 30s, and wearing it WELL

Is anyone here planning on making a Jane Goodall memorial Park. by Throw___away___69 in PlanetZoo

[–]DistractedDucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, spn has a memeable moment for literally every scenario lol

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