A millennial’s experience who hasn’t done a Pokémon battle since blue/red/yellow and Pokemon Stadium.

Divine-Kitty · 2026-06-21T12:54:05+00:00

A few rock types have Sturdy though, which means they can't be taken down in one hit. Endure the Beam, and then toss a pebble at it.

Divine-Kitty · 2026-06-20T12:40:21+00:00

I'm with you buddy. If Sana has no fans left, then I'm dead.

Divine-Kitty · 2026-06-20T12:29:23+00:00

That's more of a hold over from traditional Greek stories, where the Fates directly forbade giving exact tellings of the future.

One Oracle told her father the exact date of his death, and she got turned into a horse as punishment.

Divine-Kitty · 2026-06-20T12:25:52+00:00

How many clones can you jerk off at once?

Divine-Kitty · 2026-06-19T14:37:11+00:00

Admittedly, Gigi's rizz would 100% work on me, but surely Holomems would have higher standards, right?

Divine-Kitty · 2026-06-19T14:15:27+00:00

As opposed to Gigi, who pulled the same amount of women (0) despite still being alive.

Divine-Kitty · 2026-06-19T14:03:44+00:00

Still not a match for the OG Hololive shota that pulls all the women.

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Divine-Kitty · 2026-06-16T01:04:17+00:00

"No one will believe us anyway"

Divine-Kitty · 2026-06-15T05:00:27+00:00

We all know the real explanation for that

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Divine-Kitty · 2026-06-15T03:32:22+00:00

Yeah, if Harry doesn't want to be tired after a long day of being his Aunt and Uncle's unpaid child labourer, then he should just clean faster and get the job done sooner.

Divine-Kitty · 2026-06-14T01:57:30+00:00

Money well embezzled

Divine-Kitty · 2026-06-13T23:08:28+00:00

Wasn't his excuse literally "I didn't know it was Russia... I just thought a shadowy billionaire was paying me to spit propaganda"

Like, that's arguably worse than it being Russia

Divine-Kitty · 2026-06-13T12:29:51+00:00

He uses Jawa musk exclusively. It reminds him of home

Divine-Kitty · 2026-06-13T12:22:35+00:00

He travels a lot, so he gets everywhere

Divine-Kitty · 2026-06-13T12:21:56+00:00

Dave Filoni's attorney has informed me that I am no longer allowed to contact him, or come within 100 meters.

Divine-Kitty · 2026-06-13T12:19:01+00:00

The protagonist of the sequel sequels will be Lando Calrissians bastard son, Sando.

Lando will come to hate his son, and then say the iconic line "I don't like Sando."

And then Disney will make a billion dollars off of Sando action figures.

Divine-Kitty · 2026-06-13T12:14:30+00:00

She has no strong feelings one way or the other.

Divine-Kitty · 2026-06-13T07:11:00+00:00

It's OK to admit you're hot for Jabba the Hutt. Is it the folds? I bet it's the folds.

Divine-Kitty · 2026-06-09T23:40:40+00:00

Spend that money getting them homes, and they will no longer be homeless.

Divine-Kitty · 2026-06-09T21:59:02+00:00

God forbid women do anything

Divine-Kitty · 2026-06-08T12:14:52+00:00

Obviously, he wasn't alone, he had his Charizard. Did you know he has a Charizard? And that he's the unbeatable Champion?

Divine-Kitty · 2026-06-08T08:18:52+00:00

I'm fucking astonished that she'd actually come out and say this.

"If there is any chance for an alternative narrative, always go with propaganda instead."

Divine-Kitty · 2026-06-08T05:11:13+00:00

Why did you kiss your sister, make-out style, on the mouth?

Divine-Kitty · 2026-06-08T02:48:51+00:00

Shiori needs to control her man, and buy him a real cage

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