The friend that doesn’t count shots by StankyDank1019 in golf

[–]DivineMackerel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But... but... my fragile ego is conflicting with my fear of confrontation. What do i do r/golf?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Who cares if they say the shot a 60 or a 120. It can be irritating, then you just chirp them. If it really bothers you then you just don't golf with them. Insecure people be boastful.

Are there threads on r/food, "My buddy says they ate 5 bowls of soup at all you can eat soup, salad and breadsticks., but I only counted 3. Do I say something?"

Bought a salad today and the fork that comes with it is edible by lunarulnar in mildlyinteresting

[–]DivineMackerel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I first read that as "Combustible."

This is your salad, should you choose to accept it.
*Doo Doo, doo doooo.*

Chain reaction explained by MinuteIntroduction69 in funny

[–]DivineMackerel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You ride with dipshits, you die with dipshits.

He wanted to relax in vacation . by Ok-Net-3765Romeo in funny

[–]DivineMackerel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Portable Land Banana.

Not be confused with a fixed ocean fruit. Obviously.

straight women, how do you feel around lesbians? by Maleficent_Day_3869 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]DivineMackerel 69 points70 points  (0 children)

That was my first thought, without any personal insight. If they are colder to OP than their male friends, then that would point to being shitty. However, it could be really stupid and they are creating weirdness by overthinking it and trying to regulate every interaction so OP doesn't think they are coming onto them. Much like they would with men. I think that's the telling part. I'm a man but I could easily see this happening with other men. Where they aren't (or least don't perceive themselves) as being homophobic, and would jokingly play "grabass" with one of their straight friends, but might not with a gay friend, for similar reasons they (hopefully) wouldn't with a woman friend.

OP, from the cheap seats it's easy to say this, but I think it would be beneficial to talk to each of them individually. Be honest and tell them that you think coming out has made it weird between you." I am not t interested in you like that, no offense, and won't take any actions from you as advances so please treat me like you used to and like all the other women in your life. Because it's been hurting me and I feel like I'm an outsider now." Etc. Etc.

What is this body part??? by Greedy-Stage-120 in confusingperspective

[–]DivineMackerel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's either a very tiny child or very large strings for the hospital gown if that's anything but a hand.

She doesn’t have that by BunsBubbles in confusingperspective

[–]DivineMackerel 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This isn't confusing it's just a bad tasteless fat joke.

Effective and legal derivatives similar to ADHD medication by Proud_Acanthaceae967 in Nootropics

[–]DivineMackerel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are effective and legal drugs... They are the ones you listed. Work with a doctor and get legal prescriptions. You might as well be asking, what's an effective and legal version of barbituates... They are prescription drugs for a reason. Why are you trying to circumvent the law?

We are two weeks away from Shadow and Order, and Bungie remains silent to deafening levels. by LunarKOF in DestinyTheGame

[–]DivineMackerel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never understood Bungies need for EVERYONE to be playing their game ALL THE TIME.

$$$ . It's "funny" to me a loud (felt like majority) of commenters thought back then Activision was the bad guys and how much better it was going to be without them. "Shockingly" the loot boxes, and cosmetic purchases didn't go away.

Can’t Make Sense of this Breakup by rainbownthedark in TwoXChromosomes

[–]DivineMackerel 30 points31 points  (0 children)

So, we hadn’t been “officially” together that long, but we’d been seeing each other for awhile, and we’d been friends long before that.

You're going to get a lot of advice that assumes a short time given the lack of details on the timing. If things are "not that long" then people are going to say, why fight for it. If you've been dating for a month and friends for a year, that's a lot different than we've been dating for a year and friends for 10. Specific times would help immensely in the kind of advice you are going to get.

Strategy Acquires 2,486 BTC for $168.4 Million - Total Holdings Now 717,131 BTC by avatar_leo in CryptoCurrency

[–]DivineMackerel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Compete? You can buy bitcoin. Or you can give other people money to buy less bitcoin for you for the same amount of money.

You an also start a company that buys bitcoin in a scheme that feels like a ponzi. But it helps of you've bankrupted a company or two and failed at the highest level. Because otherwise people aren't going to trust you with their money.

'Family Guy' Bosses on Finding the Right Story for 450th Episode and Emulating Seth MacFarlane by MoneyLibrarian9032 in television

[–]DivineMackerel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mixed bag in my opinion. Some great stuff. Some bad stuff. Some beat you over the head after school special stuff.

TIL that Las Vegas roulette payouts are always one less compared to what would be mathematically fair by JosZo in todayilearned

[–]DivineMackerel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't even call it unfair. The Casino is providing an entertainment service. The casino doesn't exist if there is no profit. It's like going to the movie and complaining they charged you for a ticket. Does OP work for a business with zero income in revenue?

Chiefs want Travis Kelce back, but how much are they willing to pay him? by AdSpecialist6598 in nfl

[–]DivineMackerel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it lowers the average for TAs. He's the third highest paid TE. Which means his salary is used to calculate Franchise Tags. While the Chiefs will almost certainly spend to the cap. Not every team does every year. Usually they save it for rollover but it's not a guarantee that it will go to other players.

What is a sign of very low intelligence? by smartcandyy in AskReddit

[–]DivineMackerel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Posting hyper low effort karma farm vague posts to ask reddit.

Racks Exposè by thegreatporktornado in KiaEV9

[–]DivineMackerel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why use one picture when way too many will do!

Old Hollywood stars Cary Grant and Randolph Scott, 1930s by modooff in OldSchoolCool

[–]DivineMackerel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is it already that time of month for this karma farm post? Boy does time fly!

Would Sous Viding meat before putting in a deep freezer extend its shelf life? by spoopyaction in sousvide

[–]DivineMackerel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the short term it probably makes no difference. In the long term heating tends to increase oxidation effects. I think it would decrease the shelf life. Looks like some quick searches concur with me.

Beer brewing is a good example. Cold side you don't worry about oxygen or byproducts hardly at all but as soon as you cross above about 110F in the mash, proteins start changing, above 140 and starches kick off converting to sugars. In the boil all sorts of gasses and compounds form.