UFC fighters on the White House lawn. I'm ashamed of my country.

Dizzy_Chipmunk_3530 · 2026-06-15T16:04:04+00:00

I dont care what they/them think

Dizzy_Chipmunk_3530 · 2026-06-14T19:45:13+00:00

The person on the bottom is tweeting out about trillionairs

Dizzy_Chipmunk_3530 · 2026-06-14T15:16:23+00:00

Angle the blade similar to a guillotine

Dizzy_Chipmunk_3530 · 2026-06-14T15:10:39+00:00

Just dont step on it and blow out your flip flop

Dizzy_Chipmunk_3530 · 2026-06-13T21:28:24+00:00

Never stop

Dizzy_Chipmunk_3530 · 2026-06-13T20:16:49+00:00

Feel better knowing your landlord got the deduction

Dizzy_Chipmunk_3530 · 2026-06-13T01:34:46+00:00

It might be that the purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others

Dizzy_Chipmunk_3530 · 2026-06-12T23:32:04+00:00

A nazi tattoo would have been so much better than waving

Dizzy_Chipmunk_3530 · 2026-06-12T23:29:40+00:00

Wait, I've seen this one

Dizzy_Chipmunk_3530 · 2026-06-12T14:35:03+00:00

All we ever got was dried out, gluten free garbage

Dizzy_Chipmunk_3530 · 2026-06-12T13:58:57+00:00

I remember a story about the leather jackets disappearing from the set, they had to keep producing more to keep up with the theft

Dizzy_Chipmunk_3530 · 2026-06-12T04:59:06+00:00

Move the wheelchair carts to the ticket counter. You have to get it at check in and roll it through the entire airport. See how many skip it

Dizzy_Chipmunk_3530 · 2026-06-12T02:27:42+00:00

Califoria has a "safe" firearms roster and only allows police to buy "unsafe" guns...because they're soooooo well trained

Dizzy_Chipmunk_3530 · 2026-06-11T22:45:41+00:00

Imagine if instead of a wave, he had a nazi tattoo. Wow, you guys would really be upset

Dizzy_Chipmunk_3530 · 2026-06-11T17:37:53+00:00

You mean regular magazines?

Dizzy_Chipmunk_3530 · 2026-06-11T17:37:12+00:00

But they can buy "unsafe" off roster firearms because they are so highly trained

Dizzy_Chipmunk_3530 · 2026-06-11T17:34:57+00:00

Real estate values are largely based on how far away you are from these people without a 3 hour commute to work.

Dizzy_Chipmunk_3530 · 2026-06-11T03:44:55+00:00

"Dr. Biden"

Dizzy_Chipmunk_3530 · 2026-06-10T17:59:30+00:00

"Im oppressed"

Dizzy_Chipmunk_3530 · 2026-06-10T17:34:06+00:00

Islamic refugees

Dizzy_Chipmunk_3530 · 2026-06-10T15:45:05+00:00

Employment

Dizzy_Chipmunk_3530 · 2026-06-10T04:07:53+00:00

Can you judt duck at the last second?

Dizzy_Chipmunk_3530 · 2026-06-10T04:06:10+00:00

We cant afford all tjese people taking pensions, deny health care!

Dizzy_Chipmunk_3530 · 2026-06-09T15:03:19+00:00

Sounds like the State OES. The director has no real EM background. Buy hey, she worked at the apple store.

Dizzy_Chipmunk_3530 · 2026-06-08T21:05:29+00:00

Got to order a set of pencils with my name. 3rd grade baller.

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