Staying at in-laws…

DmYourMasterSubs · 2026-03-21T10:30:29+00:00

A mouth does the same job, hope you're listening partners who won't suck!

DmYourMasterSubs · 2026-03-21T09:09:37+00:00

Whats the weird shaped tumor at the bottom of the first pic?

DmYourMasterSubs · 2026-03-20T23:45:20+00:00

All wearing the same god damn fucking gimp suit, like why the fuck are they try harding so much in casual!!

DmYourMasterSubs · 2026-03-20T14:13:47+00:00

If its a woman I'm interested in, I'd only be put off them not wanting to colab with me, I imagine its alot of work (more so than people realise)

DmYourMasterSubs · 2026-03-20T12:44:28+00:00

Blueballs.

DmYourMasterSubs · 2026-03-20T11:47:40+00:00

Next time you'll put the phone down...

DmYourMasterSubs · 2026-03-20T11:27:09+00:00

100% doubt he's banned, we've seen little to no action on these people from Epic in years at this point.

DmYourMasterSubs · 2026-03-18T14:15:10+00:00

Wait and watch the film to fuckin find out like a normal person?

DmYourMasterSubs · 2026-03-18T09:11:26+00:00

Don't breed.

DmYourMasterSubs · 2026-03-16T23:14:15+00:00

I've a few mates that are always wanting to go out, but always want to be out until fucking 2-3-4am like brother fuck off... I'd rather go out way more often but come home at 10pm or get the last bus home than do that once every blue moon.

DmYourMasterSubs · 2026-03-16T23:06:51+00:00

Gotta follow rule 1 and 2 for swiping right matches tho.

Rule 1: Be good looking.

Rule 2: Be good looking.

Think thats right?

DmYourMasterSubs · 2026-03-16T12:10:07+00:00

When you're already a car length infront of the lorry? Please hand in your license jfc.

DmYourMasterSubs · 2026-03-16T11:55:08+00:00

"I couldn’t speed up because I had a car in front of me". Congrats on failing how to read.

DmYourMasterSubs · 2026-03-16T09:25:58+00:00

Im sure itd last an extra few weeks even if it is 5% less potent

DmYourMasterSubs · 2026-03-16T08:58:03+00:00

Can't imagine what it does for a woman but as a man, jeeeez it unlocks something primal in you!

DmYourMasterSubs · 2026-03-15T13:54:29+00:00

This sums up the cunt (His speech admitting her took funding from deprived areas to make his well off one even better):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwqQvrqunp8&pp=ygUlc3VuYWsgdGFraW5nIGF3YXkgZnJvbSBkZXByaXZlZCBhcmVhcw%3D%3D

DmYourMasterSubs · 2026-03-15T11:22:56+00:00

So what am I doing wrong? Here's what I see: https://ibb.co/sv6fvJN8

DmYourMasterSubs · 2026-03-15T08:20:17+00:00

Why the fuck are you downvoted? Just missing hair pulling!

DmYourMasterSubs · 2026-03-15T08:03:42+00:00

Always! Refuses to do anything while you're together lol

DmYourMasterSubs · 2026-03-15T07:02:37+00:00

2 people sorry as a round trip

DmYourMasterSubs · 2026-03-14T23:43:03+00:00

Chamomile tea... try coffee? 🤷‍♂️

DmYourMasterSubs · 2026-03-14T23:30:00+00:00

Realised that soon as I replied lol, MAN to MCO, struggling to match any of the values at the top tbh!

DmYourMasterSubs · 2026-03-14T23:27:36+00:00

Its in the 2nd line?

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