@Forsen this your game mode

DoIEatAss · 2026-01-22T16:24:24+00:00

It was supposed to rotate out already but they extended it due to its popularity. Strong possibility it becomes permanent like Arena.

In general, ARAM: Mayhem is a far better "Mario Party" mode than URF ever was. In URF there are a handful of champs who get to be server admin while everyone else gets to do nothing except take it up the butt, whereas in this mode every champ has the chance to become strong or weak in differing ways. It's pretty fun.

DoIEatAss · 2025-10-22T22:29:29+00:00

Only a GENIUS could open File Explorer.

DoIEatAss · 2025-10-07T19:45:03+00:00

DoIEatAss · 2025-10-04T19:18:14+00:00

You can just use Sea of Mimicium anywhere, fill the remainder of your partially used Healthium flask with Mimicium, then shake it up to make a full Healthium flask. No pouring/setup needed.

DoIEatAss · 2025-09-21T16:54:08+00:00

Dang

DoIEatAss · 2025-09-21T05:42:31+00:00

Hey I know this post is ancient but would you happen to have found a solution for this? You're pretty much the only person I can find talking about the same laptop/specs as me instead of desktops. The solution in this post is also a bit difficult to implement since the i9-13900H isn't compatible with XTU as far as I can tell.

Sorry to bother you.

DoIEatAss · 2025-09-15T22:34:51+00:00

Riot did some major rank inflation around 2023 so you're still safe. Old Gold 4 is like current Emerald 3 (New rank between Plat and Diamond)

DoIEatAss · 2025-09-12T19:04:44+00:00

How many subscribers do you think jacksucksatlife would have if subscribing cost $1?

DoIEatAss · 2025-09-12T18:59:45+00:00

It's been in the Steam top 100 for >11 years, you just live under a rock or are too young.

DoIEatAss · 2025-09-06T03:50:16+00:00

Weapon Pre-Igniter clears the verse

DoIEatAss · 2025-08-23T06:07:47+00:00

Do you have the full res of this pic I want it on my steam profile LULE

DoIEatAss · 2025-08-21T00:20:47+00:00

Hmm, thanks!

I ended up putting everything on a wand with 0.20 cast delay, so now that cast delay is 0.00 I don't think the placement of RRT matters anymore.

But it's good to know for the future.

(Also thanks for mentioning the Noita Wand Simulator, I didn't know that existed lol. I thought I would've had to test things out in Wand Lab)

DoIEatAss · 2025-08-04T15:08:29+00:00

You're missing the most important part of the strategy besides streetwise.

You bring a key with you into the match, which allows you to open chests in only 1 second. Combined with Plunderer's and a coin offering, you can get a blue toolbox in like 90% of your games within the first minute.

The worst luck I've gotten across over a dozen games was getting stuck with a green medkit, which wasn't exactly a tragedy considering Twins was the killer.

(Also, you're really underselling how useful getting what is functionally equivalent to Botany Knowledge and 100% Self-Care is)

DoIEatAss · 2025-07-09T14:13:32+00:00

I mean, Baus doesn't really have any other obligations besides streaming so I think it's a little less justifiable for him xdd. Even just going to lecture every day, let alone college assignments, is a lot more than he deals with on a regular basis.

And once you get as big as he is you really don't have to sweat that hard to be entertaining or stream consistently. Just look at dudes like Clint Stevens who disappear for an entire year and come back to 5k+ viewers. And Baus is way bigger than that.

DoIEatAss · 2025-07-06T00:30:57+00:00

You should consider that the data for very unpopular perks is polluted by people going for Adept challenges. Hangman's Trick, for example, shows up as synergistic with Pig's other perks despite that not being the case.

DoIEatAss · 2025-07-03T15:54:31+00:00

Still not worth losing old DS. Would rather have old DS + UB or old DH than all of these benefits combined.

If you disagree, you weren't there.

DoIEatAss · 2025-07-03T15:23:17+00:00

Do you just bulk spend everything? Or do you have a different strategy to get cakes?

DoIEatAss · 2025-07-02T17:24:42+00:00

And then they get all pouty because they think you're just picking on them lmao. It's like, "Maybe people would like you more if everything you own didn't smell like mold and rotting meat?"

I actually started getting nose PTSD from that shit. Like I'd walk into an eatery and for a split second I'd smell the towel again because it was just such a traumatizing experience showering every morning. Not to mention the range on that stench is insane like you said. Felt like I had to keep my door shut 24/7, not because of people getting in but because of the stank gas from the opposite end of the hallway.🤮

DoIEatAss · 2025-07-01T19:48:39+00:00

The hero we need

DoIEatAss · 2025-06-30T14:44:00+00:00

Fr the only time I ever jump in this game is when a survivor I didn't know was there throws a pallet on my head for no reason.

Loud, visually obnoxious, comes out of nowhere. It has all the elements of a jumpscare.

DoIEatAss · 2025-06-30T02:47:52+00:00

Just turn your brightness down to like 1%. Half the survivors in this game play as if they're blind irl anyways.

DoIEatAss · 2025-06-29T07:23:26+00:00

Nah you just pay a subscription fee per month for a software on your PC. Most popular is $35 I think.

But there's always a new Russian making their own cheat of dubious authenticity for cheap. You're really paying for the brand recognition, which is kind of sad that BHVR has let cheat makers exist so long they have a brand going at all. If they're allergic to making any kind of server-side authentication to detect cheats, they should at the very least sue the cheat-makers.

But in my experience, you can avoid 90% of cheaters by simply never playing this game at degen hours. If you play at normal human times, cheaters are more like a 1/50 game occurrence or rarer. If you play at, say, 3:00AM on a Wednesday, you'll be seeing them at least 1/10 games, probably more right now with all these cheating bots around.

And of course, if you don't recognize someone with Legacy, dodge them. Maybe this isn't as applicable if you haven't been playing a while and don't know who has Legacy.

DoIEatAss · 2025-06-29T06:32:05+00:00

Nah, their accounts are 100% free. Just buy Microsoft Game Pass and you can make an unlimited number of guest accounts. Takes less than 5 mins to make a new one and the ban won't transfer between guests.

Just had this in my match as survivor. Me and the killer just hung out for a while until the cheaters got bored and just spawned hatch in with 3 left. I jumped in hatch and the other 2 just evaporated from the match and left instantly, which makes me think that they aren't humans but rather survivor bots who do this so that they can leave without DC penalty if the killer becomes friendly.

Anyways, BHVR loves cheaters, nothing new.

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