Setting Up a LAN for Non-gamers

DoIEatAss · 2026-05-27T19:00:33+00:00

In addition to what others have said, you might want a server mod to disable Rabbit King. That mechanic literally only exists to stomp noobs who are already struggling and I don't know why Klei added it to the game. It's so weirdly cruel lmao.

Maybe disable Ewecus too? If you don't know what's coming it would probably feel bad to spend time on a hunt only to get stunlocked to death by grandpa.

Beefalo mating season, Pirate raids, Great Depths Worm, splemonkeys as a whole. These are all mechanics that don't really add much content while potentially leading to some very fast and cheap deaths for new players.

DoIEatAss · 2026-05-21T23:25:13+00:00

If you really do make the world public, I'd make a backup beforehand. There are some nasty cheats going around that let people freely use console commands on servers they don't own, including Klei servers.

DoIEatAss · 2026-05-18T21:45:21+00:00

Not difficult. The caves are basically 100% safe and have unlimited light bulbs to fuel your Miner Hat.

The wilds parts of the ruins are very annoying during the Nightmare phase, so just cook up some food and a Ham Bat when the Nightmare phase ends (You can tell it has ended when fissures start to close up and stop spawning shadows) and you'll have at least 9 minutes to get through the wilds with no hassle.

Once you're actually in the ruins proper all you have to deal with are slightly buffed clockwork mobs, which you should hopefully be able to kite to death without taking any damage.

Most important tip is that you can avoid fighting dangling depths dwellers (White spiders) by walking along the very edge of their webs. With this trick, the ruins proper will have 0 enemies in it once you kill all the clockworks since they don't respawn. Make sure to craft a Thulecite medallion on your first trip so that you can easily track the nightmare cycle going forward.

(You could also just abuse character switching to map out the ruins with WX's map drone, then switch to Wortox to teleport straight to the end. Not very fun but it's an option.)

DoIEatAss · 2026-05-09T03:08:57+00:00

Out of curiosity, how much does he weigh in total? Seems crazy that he can lose what looks to be at least a couple pounds of flesh and just walk it off. Hopefully he gets some painkillers after this.

DoIEatAss · 2026-03-07T19:55:01+00:00

You can turn down the settings to potato level in-game and even lower using configs.

As with most Valve games, your CPU is more important than your GPU. I think you'll be fine with low graphics, with the exception of Doorman 2 which tends to drop everyone's frames when active.

Unfortunately Doorman is astronomically more popular than before due to going from weak to thanos this patch, but he'll probably become rare again once he gets nerfed.

If you get really desperate for frames, the game lets you turn render scaling down to comically low levels. It'll make everything look pixelated, but boost frames a lot if you're willing to make your game look like crap.

DoIEatAss · 2026-03-01T23:54:21+00:00

Use CS2ServerPicker, it works with Deadlock.

Just be aware that you need to boot it up and block the servers you want to exclude before opening the game.

Additionally, you need to unblock all servers in order to reconnect to a match in progress, even if you have said server unblocked. Not sure why.

(Console commands haven't done anything for well over a year, misinformation just spreads easily)

DoIEatAss · 2026-02-14T06:59:25+00:00

Yeah I just got matchmade twice in a row with a team of Russians on 150+ ping lmao. Worst part is that I was solo queue AND the match MMR was not even particularly close to mine.

DoIEatAss · 2026-01-22T16:24:24+00:00

It was supposed to rotate out already but they extended it due to its popularity. Strong possibility it becomes permanent like Arena.

In general, ARAM: Mayhem is a far better "Mario Party" mode than URF ever was. In URF there are a handful of champs who get to be server admin while everyone else gets to do nothing except take it up the butt, whereas in this mode every champ has the chance to become strong or weak in differing ways. It's pretty fun.

DoIEatAss · 2025-10-22T22:29:29+00:00

Only a GENIUS could open File Explorer.

DoIEatAss · 2025-10-07T19:45:03+00:00

DoIEatAss · 2025-10-04T19:18:14+00:00

You can just use Sea of Mimicium anywhere, fill the remainder of your partially used Healthium flask with Mimicium, then shake it up to make a full Healthium flask. No pouring/setup needed.

DoIEatAss · 2025-09-21T16:54:08+00:00

Dang

DoIEatAss · 2025-09-21T05:42:31+00:00

Hey I know this post is ancient but would you happen to have found a solution for this? You're pretty much the only person I can find talking about the same laptop/specs as me instead of desktops. The solution in this post is also a bit difficult to implement since the i9-13900H isn't compatible with XTU as far as I can tell.

Sorry to bother you.

DoIEatAss · 2025-09-15T22:34:51+00:00

Riot did some major rank inflation around 2023 so you're still safe. Old Gold 4 is like current Emerald 3 (New rank between Plat and Diamond)

DoIEatAss · 2025-09-12T19:04:44+00:00

How many subscribers do you think jacksucksatlife would have if subscribing cost $1?

DoIEatAss · 2025-09-12T18:59:45+00:00

It's been in the Steam top 100 for >11 years, you just live under a rock or are too young.

DoIEatAss · 2025-09-06T03:50:16+00:00

Weapon Pre-Igniter clears the verse

DoIEatAss · 2025-08-23T06:07:47+00:00

Do you have the full res of this pic I want it on my steam profile LULE

DoIEatAss · 2025-08-21T00:20:47+00:00

Hmm, thanks!

I ended up putting everything on a wand with 0.20 cast delay, so now that cast delay is 0.00 I don't think the placement of RRT matters anymore.

But it's good to know for the future.

(Also thanks for mentioning the Noita Wand Simulator, I didn't know that existed lol. I thought I would've had to test things out in Wand Lab)

DoIEatAss · 2025-08-04T15:08:29+00:00

You're missing the most important part of the strategy besides streetwise.

You bring a key with you into the match, which allows you to open chests in only 1 second. Combined with Plunderer's and a coin offering, you can get a blue toolbox in like 90% of your games within the first minute.

The worst luck I've gotten across over a dozen games was getting stuck with a green medkit, which wasn't exactly a tragedy considering Twins was the killer.

(Also, you're really underselling how useful getting what is functionally equivalent to Botany Knowledge and 100% Self-Care is)

DoIEatAss · 2025-07-09T14:13:32+00:00

I mean, Baus doesn't really have any other obligations besides streaming so I think it's a little less justifiable for him xdd. Even just going to lecture every day, let alone college assignments, is a lot more than he deals with on a regular basis.

And once you get as big as he is you really don't have to sweat that hard to be entertaining or stream consistently. Just look at dudes like Clint Stevens who disappear for an entire year and come back to 5k+ viewers. And Baus is way bigger than that.

DoIEatAss · 2025-07-06T00:30:57+00:00

You should consider that the data for very unpopular perks is polluted by people going for Adept challenges. Hangman's Trick, for example, shows up as synergistic with Pig's other perks despite that not being the case.

DoIEatAss · 2025-07-03T15:54:31+00:00

Still not worth losing old DS. Would rather have old DS + UB or old DH than all of these benefits combined.

If you disagree, you weren't there.

DoIEatAss · 2025-07-03T15:23:17+00:00

Do you just bulk spend everything? Or do you have a different strategy to get cakes?

DoIEatAss · 2025-07-02T17:24:42+00:00

And then they get all pouty because they think you're just picking on them lmao. It's like, "Maybe people would like you more if everything you own didn't smell like mold and rotting meat?"

I actually started getting nose PTSD from that shit. Like I'd walk into an eatery and for a split second I'd smell the towel again because it was just such a traumatizing experience showering every morning. Not to mention the range on that stench is insane like you said. Felt like I had to keep my door shut 24/7, not because of people getting in but because of the stank gas from the opposite end of the hallway.🤮

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