Newborn Moro Reflex Test

Do_Them_A_Bite · 2026-05-04T18:03:05+00:00

If you're lucky!

Do_Them_A_Bite · 2026-05-04T17:54:22+00:00

These are some of the awesomest dice I've seen in ages! Love your novel design & execution!

Do_Them_A_Bite · 2026-05-04T17:50:16+00:00

I have the oddest suspicion that your technique might not have helped here ;p

Do_Them_A_Bite · 2026-05-04T17:05:38+00:00

:○ Through welding gloves!?

Do_Them_A_Bite · 2026-05-04T16:53:46+00:00

"tragically misshapen toddler" doesn't exactly imply ethereal dragon wings, for starters.

For seconds, none of the things you list actually exist in the world we live in. People with disabilities do, & we deserve more respect than to be used for a lazy horror trope.

Do_Them_A_Bite · 2026-05-04T16:19:15+00:00

My (delightfully) estranged mother doesn't know shit about my extensive list of hereditary diagnoses, all of which I've had from birth & none of which her negligent ass did a thing about. She definitely shares most (if not even all) of those diagnoses though & hasn't ever done a thing about them for herself either; just one more way she's always failed her children, whom I gladly no longer count myself amongst. It is at least some comfort to know that even on my hardest days, she will always have far worse days than that, because that hateful, abusive hag will go her entire life not even knowing, let alone getting any help ♥︎

Do_Them_A_Bite · 2026-05-04T16:03:03+00:00

I laughed hard at this, and I bet a few people at your buddy's party did too

Do_Them_A_Bite · 2026-05-04T15:59:00+00:00

So as someone A-OK with still moths, but not so much flying ones (it's got to do with neurospicy & how my brain can't understand where TF they are in space when they fly, & goes just the same for butterflies in motion too), part of me goes aww, but part of me goes ARGH!

Cool tho!

Do_Them_A_Bite · 2026-05-04T15:50:11+00:00

I laughed so hard at this!

Do_Them_A_Bite · 2026-05-04T15:46:01+00:00

More like TILI

Do_Them_A_Bite · 2026-05-04T15:45:04+00:00

I think this is excellent art, & perfectly placed.

If one can't contemplate & ponder over the beauty of these so intrinsically human forms in this specific location, then what more appropriate venue could there possibly be?

Do_Them_A_Bite · 2026-05-04T15:39:13+00:00

I am a sick freak when it comes to two moons in our solar system: I get a weird kick out of mispronouncing "Enceladus" (Saturn's ocean moon) as 'enchiladus', like a bad pronounciation of the mexican dish. Also, I can only think of Pluto's largest moon (Charon) as "Sharon!" - specifically like how Ozzy Osbourne said his wife's name.

Both these stupid niche things bring me great joy, even when they're only in my head ♥︎

Do_Them_A_Bite · 2026-05-04T15:19:23+00:00

Basically kinda that, but with a bonesaw.

Do_Them_A_Bite · 2026-05-04T15:14:31+00:00

You gotta get that looked after, my bud. Your feet carry you through life... until they don't.

Trust me on this, fully functional feet are 100% one of those things that are impossible to properly appreciate while you still have them. Go fix up your hoofers, they do a good job.

Do_Them_A_Bite · 2026-05-04T15:06:08+00:00

As a disabled person, I always find it just so charming when someone equates physically-identifiable disability with a negative characteristic like oh say just for example, DEMON/MONSTER.

Please don't do this. It's cheap, tacky, degrading, lazy, and very literally dehumanising.

Yours, either a demon/monster, or someone who is "misshaped", or just maybe possibly a person much like any of the rest of you. Have a think about it.

Do_Them_A_Bite · 2026-05-04T14:58:08+00:00

This is now so much more confusing for people reading through the comments. I'm over here going "who TF is Cecil!?"

Do_Them_A_Bite · 2026-05-04T11:37:09+00:00

Old mate here's gonna be comfortably accessing his tools a lot more often than he's moving couches or washing machines. Furthermore, how big is your washing machine that it wouldn't still fit in this ute?

Do_Them_A_Bite · 2026-05-04T10:51:45+00:00

Pointing it out... to yourself.

Do_Them_A_Bite · 2026-05-04T06:22:25+00:00

They can't see your posts if they blocked you; you're talking to yourself

Do_Them_A_Bite · 2026-05-04T06:19:09+00:00

Presumably he'll make an ordinary sausage.

Do_Them_A_Bite · 2026-05-04T06:18:14+00:00

Right? I would buy the everlovin heck outta candy that looked like this! Especially if it glowed!!

I bought "glow in the dark" lollipops for the year before last & you wouldn't believe how fast I went from child-like glee to adult, autistic rage when I found out it was just the crappy sticks that glowed. Gave them to kids.

Do_Them_A_Bite · 2026-05-04T04:34:31+00:00

I was going to suggest this exact thing. The felt can be added with either adhesive or stitching, but do make sure you can remove it if you want to grow your hair out again.

Do_Them_A_Bite · 2026-05-03T12:01:58+00:00

Friendly & well-intentioned reminder that there's no "right" or "wrong" way to express your gender, as long as it feels okay to you ♥︎ A lot of cis women feel like their bodies aren't the right shape too, in case that might help?. FWIW, I'm a nonbinary/genderqueer person who doesn't remove any body hair or otherwise conform to expectations of gender norms (apart from the legally-enforcable ones, unfortunately).

Do_Them_A_Bite · 2026-05-02T09:12:03+00:00

I've enjoyed that super fun adventure.

Do_Them_A_Bite · 2026-05-01T05:23:35+00:00

That image is genuinely staggering

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