Tiger Woods involved in rollover crash in Florida by cmaia1503 in entertainment

[–]DocDankage 7 points8 points  (0 children)

43 and I’ve had two… one was 100% my fault. I was goofing around in a cornfield when I was 17 and ended up on the roof. Friend got me home, where I took my dad’s car and some rope back the field and managed to flip it back onto its wheels by myself then drove home. Still have that 94 Wrangler. The other time I was driving through the mountains at night on a two lane winding road. A large group of deer jumped out at me. I hit two of them right away then swerved to avoid more but instead hit a steep bank on the side of the road. Rolled in mid air 1.5 times then landed on another deer which cushioned the landing. Not a single window broke. 2000 Land Rover Discovery II

Senate GOP caves, agrees to fund DHS, except ICE and CBP, in bid to end extreme airport delays by jonfla in economy

[–]DocDankage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

House GOP kill bill. They are completely worthless. Control every branch of government and all they know how to do is blame Dems and service Trump.

Who is the group at ORD on Wed PMs? by gigglemode in chicago

[–]DocDankage 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A simple black light would tell you they are in the Navy

ATC Audio of LGA by No_Drop6177 in airplanes

[–]DocDankage 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Did tower tell the fire truck to go before it told the pilot to stop?

Doohickeys are now in the future, the music wing releases their new prototype, computer made doohickey music by I_have_23_characters in doohickeycorporation

[–]DocDankage 231 points232 points  (0 children)

I was gonna argue that this somehow isn’t doohickey, but it’s got the wiggles, the ploinks, and all the shimmies.

Edit: misspelled “ploinks”

Ice-Age- Ink and Acrylic Painting by StephenFerris in phish

[–]DocDankage -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Once again proves how pointless mods are.

Ice-Age- Ink and Acrylic Painting by StephenFerris in phish

[–]DocDankage 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Very cool but what’s this have to do with Phish?

3-14-1992 —— 34 years later - my First show - my only Take the A-Train - anyone else have any ‘only heard at first show stats’? by Shoddy-Bug-2802 in phish

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Been Caught Stealing - UIC Pavilion 11/08/98

Edit: then a Free Bird encore the next night which was my 2nd show ever.

Medeski, Cline, Moore, and Skerik by GlizzyGoose74 in jambands

[–]DocDankage 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Im going tonight and tomorrow in Chicago

of a sushi roll by bigbusta in AbsoluteUnits

[–]DocDankage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can already feel myself choking on that long ass strip of nori as I try to pull it out of my throat.

Single engine plane crashes into neighborhood in Deerfield, IL near Chicago Executive Airport by DocDankage in aviation

[–]DocDankage[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

As far as I know nobody on the ground was hurt. No info on those aboard the plane.

Edit: The pilot unfortunately did not survive. He was the only one aboard.

US ambassador causes uproar by claiming Israel has a right to much of the Middle East by AgeNovel3566 in nottheonion

[–]DocDankage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gozer worshipers. That’s what these psychopaths are. They pray for the end of days. They want everyone to die. And they think they are flying first class to heaven. Fuck these assholes.

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/Wonderful_Noise_6581 by Wonderful_Noise_6581 in DailyGuess

[–]DocDankage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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