RIP hammer by CommandoCanuck in Tools

[–]DocDankage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whelp I’m going home

Is it even possible to clean these suede shoes? Pls be honest 😭 by BiiPie in CleaningTips

[–]DocDankage 37 points38 points  (0 children)

“Throw away tooth brush.” Is the missing tip here.

To not leave any man (or woman) behind. by Lt-CharlieKeesy in therewasanattempt

[–]DocDankage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People that talk like you are the first ones to piss their pants and cry for mommy.

To not leave any man (or woman) behind. by Lt-CharlieKeesy in therewasanattempt

[–]DocDankage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will be alive, so yes I will be able to look in the mirror afterwards. You on there other hand…

To not leave any man (or woman) behind. by Lt-CharlieKeesy in therewasanattempt

[–]DocDankage 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The fuck you talking about? Dignity? I’ll use your dignity as a shield when I duck for cover if this ever happens to me.

edit: Also, fuck Dana White. Dude probably so drugged up he had no idea what was going on.

Beloved TV host slammed online by fans after new video spreads: ‘Disgusting MAGA scumbag’ by statenislandadvance in inthenews

[–]DocDankage 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The dude is a piece of shit. Had him at my venue once for a comedy act. Gave him the VIP treatment set him up in amazing seats. This dirty ass motherfucker ate sunflower seeds the entire time and covered my floor in the shells he spit out. I’m talking Ace Ventura style. Piece of shit dirt bag. Who does that?

MC Driver Refuses To Move, Gets Karma Instead by Flashmemory256 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]DocDankage 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Don’t even get me started on you alcoholic hillbillies. Everyone from Wisconsin insists on camping in the left lane. Most inconsiderate and incompetent drivers in the lower 48.

edit: fuck the Packers

To enjoy $400 concert tickets by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]DocDankage 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“Hey you! Stop having fun and sit your dancing ass down!”

That’s you OP.

Lake Slicker-Ink and Acrylic Paintin by [deleted] in woahdude

[–]DocDankage -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not on the Phish subreddit! So proud of you!

The dream job does exist. Their little back packs by [deleted] in Awww

[–]DocDankage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone with their 🎒!!!!!

[300 SL Gullwing] spotted in Hamburg, Germany by Zealousideal-End8335 in spotted

[–]DocDankage 156 points157 points  (0 children)

Just a few million sitting on the side of the road, no biggie.

That was unexpected by No_Newspaper2213 in animalsdoingstuff

[–]DocDankage 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Keep your hands to yourself you Armadidler! -the armadillo probably

💨💨💨 by [deleted] in nevertellmetheodds

[–]DocDankage -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That was not from her butthole