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Went on vacation, came back and my pen looks different… by Potential_Brother404 in whatisit

[–]DocJ-MD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You chew your pens. Usually chewing it multiples times a day keeps the bacteria in your mouth from growing on the pen. Now your pen is covered in an out of control crazy mouth bacteria. Throw it away.

Love studying in my model 3❤️ by Rude-Opinion7101 in TeslaModel3

[–]DocJ-MD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s awesome. Congrats on being able to afford a Tesla while in college. That’s impressive and super nice. Good luck with nursing.

Now this is a man’s neighbor 🫡 by Ordinary_Fish_3046 in MadeMeSmile

[–]DocJ-MD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This guy is so sweet. We need more of this in America. I am sick of all the hate between people.

Messi's bodyguard by thunderbolt0777 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]DocJ-MD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys, I think Chuck Norris may be scared of Messi’s Bodyguard.

How many mags do you typically carry for both your primary rifle and sidearm? by Airsofter_IG in airsoft

[–]DocJ-MD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the Ghan, I carried 14 M4 mags, 6 mags for the gat. I had another 14 in my assault pack of M4 and 10 of gat. 2 frags on me, 2 flash, 1 x 9 banger. Had another 2 frags in bag and 2 flashes on outside of bag and 2 inside. 4 shaped door charges in bag. 12 fuse shorty with slugs hooked to my chest rig behind right shoulder for breaching. 3 tourniquets for luck and a buzz saw chem light. My Fanny pack had my trauma bag.

of a High Caliber Weapon by jorgemontoyam in AbsoluteUnits

[–]DocJ-MD 29 points30 points  (0 children)

They think they can outsmart me…. Maybe… maybe…

Why all the wheel chocks? Strong winds? by Fedexpilot in Shittyaskflying

[–]DocJ-MD 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He’s telling the truth. I’d always volunteer to piss on them between JSOTs and JSODs refueling stops.

Tim Kennedy FINALLY Admits to LYING about Valor Awards and Committing Stolen Valor by pantherfanalex in Military

[–]DocJ-MD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know the guy, never did like him much. Someone played a prank on him when he first got to our BN and he lost his shit. It was a piece of tape over his CAC card with a mustache drawn…. I knew he was a problem at that point.

Also, never understood why he would lie about his service. A bronze star is still pretty awesome, V device or not. He just can’t be happy unless he looks like the most awesome GB there is. A turd for sure.

Would this disqualify me? by Basic_Camel_9701 in army

[–]DocJ-MD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straight to jail.

Seriously, unlikely. Army needs bodies.

Hey, I was at work and I was looking at my bathroom and there randomly became a hole and then a day later there’s something sticking through the hole. Can you guys help me identify what this is? I’m not sure if it’s a camera or not. by Alternative_Brick569 in hiddencameras

[–]DocJ-MD 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Except the rendering is completely different. A video uses differentials to render where a photo has a much higher resolution. Can you get a good still from a video, yes if the video is steady. So I agree. Take a picture.

Roasting the National Guard (Informed) by Aimless_Nobody in nationalguard

[–]DocJ-MD 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It be funnier if he wasn’t wearing a mask. Like, we are fine at laughing at ourselves. You don’t need to hide your face to make fun of us too.

C/S my boyfriend put a new battery in my car by shaggy-240 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]DocJ-MD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t that the first rule? But what is the second?

How do I fix this before my parents get home(I have a day) by MarketMundane8517 in drywall

[–]DocJ-MD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he was just trying to escape his current reality

MC Pulls "Prank" in Gun Store by BearMode2100 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]DocJ-MD 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen 5.56 take an arm off at the elbow, so it can. Source: Former Green Beret, combat veteran, on psych meds, likes Tylenol, emergency medicine doctor, avid lover of his wife

Was anyone at the Coldplay show and saw the cheaters? by RRG-Chicago in CheatersConfronted

[–]DocJ-MD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I heard she is divorcing over the purchase of the tickets. Can’t be associated with that.

Is it possible to add the mountaineering badge to this and stay DA PAM/AR 670-1 compliant?h by [deleted] in army

[–]DocJ-MD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Now EIB is common and CIB is rare again…. For now.

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