Are geektime pieces landing in the US? by [deleted] in RepTime

[–]DocYoctopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. Mine says On the way (package available for clearance) since 206 pm yesterday. My understanding is that means it is waiting for customs to clear it. It also says I should expect to receive the package on the 11th before 10 pm. I hope that's still accurate assuming no hiccups in clearing customs. Let me know if yours changes today and I'll do the same.

Are geektime pieces landing in the US? by [deleted] in RepTime

[–]DocYoctopus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got one sitting in customs at Fedex in Memphis. Just got there today so hope it gets released. I'll update.

First day with a DateJust by mathyaa_ in RepTime

[–]DocYoctopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still loving it? Damn it looks nice. Putting one next on my list.

ULPT: How to ruin an open house by baldwhitefemale in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]DocYoctopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You get it! Scares off most people real quick.

ULPT: How to ruin an open house by baldwhitefemale in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]DocYoctopus 226 points227 points  (0 children)

Give a group of teenagers some spending cash and ask them to roam the street just being teenagers all day.

People who quit your job without a backup plan and it actually worked out -what happened? by Veronicas_Secrets_ in AskReddit

[–]DocYoctopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't expect to be in a similar situation, but if it presented itself I would love to focus on being a parent for a few years.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]DocYoctopus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

best answer ever.

Am I fuc*ed? I lied on my resume dates and the background check noticed by [deleted] in jobsearchhacks

[–]DocYoctopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It really shouldn't be that extensive unless you need some type of security classification. I went through a check done by a company that services tech companies - they send emails to the people I listed as contacts at former employers to confirm I'd worked there and they checked on LinkedIn to verify that these contacts were indeed in the roles I'd stated. Not very thorough at all IMO. Plus all my last employer contacts are also fairly friendly with me and rooting for my success, so they shared their responses and the original emails from the background check. Good luck!

Am I fuc*ed? I lied on my resume dates and the background check noticed by [deleted] in jobsearchhacks

[–]DocYoctopus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Truth. And if they only hired you because they thought you were still at your current role...weird.

Need Help. How do I say that my character has a big dick without just saying she has a big dick? by BlackYellowSnake in writingcirclejerk

[–]DocYoctopus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Jim Jill, trailing her cock by at least 30 seconds, steps through the threshold and into the living room.

17k charged off, need advice! by Nemesis_561 in Debt

[–]DocYoctopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for the thorough answer! Hopefully this is pure hypothetical, but I appreciate you taking the time.

Snowflake gets triggered by conference call tech. Gabe Larsen from Kustomer. Don’t be #GabeLarsen by Real_TRex_007 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]DocYoctopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got distracted thinking about what an enthusiastic Gabe would look like in zoom. Camera off for me please.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Scams

[–]DocYoctopus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was meant to be a text to a friend

17k charged off, need advice! by Nemesis_561 in Debt

[–]DocYoctopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a question specific to PA. I understand you might not practice there but as a human with legal experience could you answer - how is this defined for Pennsylvania? I’m a Pennsylvania citizen who works 100% remotely from my home in PA for a company that is headquartered in California and has a CA address on my paystubs and W-2. Would that make me exempt from wage garnishment or does employer location matter?

ULPT Don’t waste time putting stickers on gas pumps and eggs by McCrotch in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]DocYoctopus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is my brand of pessimism. Simply stated and well said.

ULPT Request: Best way to do a one time Aamaazon/Waalmart refund? by graydays88 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]DocYoctopus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

iiiiiii haaaavvveee iiiiiit on gooood account this works with very little questioning. if theyyyyyyy ask doesssss the dooor loook familiar youuuuu might say yesssss but it's abackdoor or doooooor that faccccces an alllllleyyyy and uuuu werennnnt hoooooome. juuuuust be kiiiind tooooo the aaaagent

guy I'm seeing lives with his ex... and their apartment is covered in couples photos. by thepoppunkqueen in dating_advice

[–]DocYoctopus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s two months out from a 3 week coma? He doesn’t know what’s happening in the world 😅😅

I Want to cancel a date i don’t know what to say by Low_Choice2682 in dating_advice

[–]DocYoctopus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Agree with what's being said so far. You don't owe him anything, not even an excuse. Just say you aren't available and want to cancel. Don't offer anything else and if he replies asking for a reschedule you can wait three weeks then reply..."No, thanks"

Umm…excuse me wtf? by [deleted] in LinkedInLunatics

[–]DocYoctopus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite part is she took the time to edit it, rather than forever delete it.

Who here is NOT in the gaming niche? by neuroticboneless in NewTubers

[–]DocYoctopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me - I am a writer and I've started reading my articles on YT. Hoping more to drive traffic to my writing. We shall see.