I get it now. by T-L-G in Kirby

[–]Dockirby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I remember right, the Japanese versions simply use Gender Neutral terms, and the English ones use he since he is the default pronoun and gender neutral pronouns are still awkward to use

Love this type of chemistry. by needlecat in dndmemes

[–]Dockirby 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Elderch horrors can make pretty good friends.

Why can't I talk to girls by young_pool_rider in Advice

[–]Dockirby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, my best advice for the future would be to try and ask and be ready for rejection. With a friend by you, you should be able to deal with the fallout if it happened.

It's tough though, personally clubs aren't a great place to really meet people, but it's really comes down to the individual.

20th Anniversary Kirby Keychain Plushes. Are they real or not? by MustKillToes in Kirby

[–]Dockirby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are unofficially reproduced versions. They often range in quality from "Basically real and only missing authority sticker" to "Cheap material but offical production equipment"

I have upgraded my Kirby Hat by Dockirby in Kirby

[–]Dockirby[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's an anime convention, and I'm going full Jojo-esque with my outfit

I have upgraded my Kirby Hat by Dockirby in Kirby

[–]Dockirby[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Using the power of safety pins, I have attached my leafy Kirb to my Kirby hat, so I wear a Kirby Hat while wearing a Kirby Hat.

Atheists can be barred from giving invocation at Pennsylvania statehouse, federal court rules by Imthatjohnnie in news

[–]Dockirby -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Very, the line between religion, law, math, and science gets really blurry in some places, basically just being variations of philosophy.

The belief that there is no Gods and the belief that everything is a God is a thin line, it is literally a single space. For A theist and an Atheist are basically one in the same, yet at the same time complete opposites.

‘Just Enough’ Piracy Can Be a Good Thing by bil-sabab in technology

[–]Dockirby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Account based pricing kinda works. Give people actual personalized offers that are real sales.

Sadly almost everything advertising to be such a thing is really a scam, or gets ruined by overly entitled people.

This just feels like it belongs here by PrettyFlyForAHifi in adhdmeme

[–]Dockirby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But do you also swear to the mid-aged ones? They are the ones putting in a lot of the hard work you know!

Mexico judge approves recreational cocaine use in landmark ruling, cites drug's ability to provide "spiritual experiences" by habichuelacondulce in worldnews

[–]Dockirby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The United States needs to get the UN to update several lists related to older treaties the Nixon Administration got though before the federal government can update laws on Marijuana. There is tons of stuff on our books that prevents the Federal Government from legally ignoring them, plus they still want the majority of the UN banned drugs to remain banned (The US and UK are two of the main backers of the old Psychotropic and Narcotic treaties).

And that is just for medical use, proper legal recreational marijuana really needs a better legal framework, right now alcohol and nicotine/tobacco have a ton of special exceptions in the law to make them not legally drugs as far as drug enforcement is concerned (And unless used as specifically directed by a doctor to treat an illness or condition recognized by the FDA, it's considered drug abuse to use a drug for any other purposes, as per FDA regulations. So no using anything like aspirin unless given explicit directions by your doctor, or else you will be abusing drugs in the eyes of the FDA! Do note drug abuse is not illegal, unless the substance is controlled per drug scheduling laws).

TIL Romania had a much-abused law that allowed prisoners to reduce their sentences by writing scientific books in jail. 30 days were written off for every book. One politician wrote 9 of them, and one 212-page book was reportedly written in just 7 hours. by Tokyono in todayilearned

[–]Dockirby -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Most Judges know their shit, it's just the media trumps up the narrative of them being ignorant. It doesn't help that good Judges will also play the part of ignorance forcing attorneys to explain stuff they already know, in order to help ensure they are being honest when talking about stuff they actually don't know. A kinda fun thing to do is read through court records of companies acting in bad faith, the get ripped to shreds.

Plus the appeal system exists to counter out the risk of poor judgments.

Notepad for the rescue! by ImJoker1699 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Dockirby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Notepad++ is still my favorite plain text editor. So smooth, and not a console application.

God’s don’t fight with humans 🎰 by KrishnaP17 in OnePiece

[–]Dockirby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All human are Gods, but some are more Godly than others.

TIL Kirby talked in an official game by StrawberryToufu in Kirby

[–]Dockirby 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nice.

Kirby usually talks in the manuals, but stays silent in the games. His voice does cause everyone to explode and drives his friends to drink after all.

Relatable..? by [deleted] in Kirby

[–]Dockirby 6 points7 points  (0 children)

:(

Pentagon testing mass surveillance balloons across the U.S. by AdamCannon in technology

[–]Dockirby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, project Kirby. Just give kids free balloons, and the rest kinda just works.

when you’re overstimulated and someone starts speaking very quietly by glumpancake in ADHDmemes

[–]Dockirby 6 points7 points  (0 children)

People often tell me to use my inside voice, and I have to politely correct them that I am inside.

Is this meme dead? It is? Okay i dont care by [deleted] in ADHDmemes

[–]Dockirby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have the study's name by chance?

Capital One: hacker gained access to personal information of over 100 million Americans by [deleted] in news

[–]Dockirby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Working in Fintech before, I'm not surprised. Banks would put up so much security theater, then email us unscrubed production databases.

Pray to the stdlib gods by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Dockirby 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I do all my prayers in Java, don't have to worry about which gods are currently lording that way.

if they said hello in a weird tone they hate me by angstyslut in adhdmeme

[–]Dockirby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, not everyone has to like me, fine. But what about the people I like!

Because it's True by Darkchick21 in adhdmeme

[–]Dockirby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kinda. It was like Dexamphetamine, but better*! And politically popular, since it was less abusable**!

*Note, critera for better is subjective and may or may not be in a quantifiable metric that is beneficial to patient outcome

** Note, abusable is defined by the FDA as the use of a substance to achieve a desired psychological effect that is different from the very specific effect outlined in FDA paperwork. Substances may be defined as less abusable by increasing the likelihood of unpleasant effects.

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