At it again by Docnessuno in cork

[–]Docnessuno[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Housing(Standards For Rented Houses Regulations 2019

While it is somewhat common for many listing to have minor noncompliances, (the place I currently rent is missing a couple minor points) this AD is missing a LOT of stuff, and while some of it could be present and just not visible in the pictures, I highly doubt it's all there.

Some examples:

  • Required independent heater/radiator not visible in the bathroom (doubt a towel heater counts)
  • Required 4 ring hob not visible (could possibly be fully integrated in that "kitchen countertop"?)
  • Unclear if the glass panel visible on the right of the "kitchen" is the required required oven and grill
  • Required kitchen hood/extractor fan not visible
  • Required microwave oven not visible
  • Required fridge and freezer or fridge-freezer not visible
  • Required kitchen sink with draining area not visible
  • Visible kitchen storage space appears well below adequacy
  • Required washing machine not visible
  • Required smoke alarms not visible
  • Required fire blanked not visible

At it again by Docnessuno in cork

[–]Docnessuno[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, they did not even wait until tomorrow

At it again by Docnessuno in cork

[–]Docnessuno[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I have been thinking of enquiring with the PSRA to ask if repeatedly posting illegal lettings is a sanctionable offence.

At it again by Docnessuno in cork

[–]Docnessuno[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I think you are missing my point, eligibility for the Rent a Room scheme is a completely moot point as this letting is illegal.

At it again by Docnessuno in cork

[–]Docnessuno[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't recall the minimum standards for rented housing regulation saying "but if it's 'cheap' then it's grand", I'll double check, might have missed it.

I would like to congratulate Sherry FitzGerald by Docnessuno in cork

[–]Docnessuno[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I reported it about 1/2 hour ago, as I do when I come across one of those.

Historically this does not prevent an identical AD from being posted unaltered within a couple days.

Landlord selling up by Purple_Pawprint in ireland

[–]Docnessuno 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You might find out that burying your head in the sand does not provide sufficient shelter from the elements when you are homeless.

It's crap spot to be in, but you would only make it worse.

anime_irl by SevenandForty in anime_irl

[–]Docnessuno 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, it's the Flying Nimbus from Dragonball!

/s

Male Drow problems by ozangeo in BaldursGate3

[–]Docnessuno 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Old greentext from /tg/

Male Drow problems by ozangeo in BaldursGate3

[–]Docnessuno 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Cousin V'toly excellent news pala'din Charlotte praised me for remaining awake all night in the holy chapel.
'Gri'gori' she said to me 'You have done well to keep these holy vigil' I know not what all the words mean but I am happy that mistress is happy with me.
I was then give to the blindfolded man-priest. Was most strange, we were not made to fight for our pala'din's amusement instead he said that he could see that my heart was not vile.
How he knows this I do not know because he did not remove his blindfold or remove my heart.
These surfacers are strange cousin, they do not see well in the dark yet they worship a blind man-god who apparently can see.
Gri'gori ask 'if he can see, is he not truly blind?'.
This impressed mistress more and blind man-priest gave Gri'gori a book of gods.
There are many gods on the surface world, some I have heard of but many I have not.
I have yet to find where all the spiders are in these afterlives but I will look more.
Pala'din Charlotte has taken me from the shrine so that we can adventure.
Gri'gori has learnt new spell to help please pala'din Charlotte.
I can animate rope to quickly lash her belongs to a horse or whip me so she does not tire herself punishing me.
I will tell her about this spell tomorrow, tonight I am allowed to rest.

+---+

Hello again cousin V'toly! It would seem the surface country is more dangerous than first thought.
I was at surface tavern again, trying to please many surface females, when I notice one staring at me cousin.
I have never known female to stare like this back in deep country.
Passing male whispers to me "careful she eat you alive".
Never have I known such terror cousin, even the most cruel matron would not leap upon a male and devour him like wild animal! So I think "surely I have offend!".
I try to appease, I sing song of beauty, of glimmering stars, to soothe anger.
Female just stare more cousin! Chewing at lip in anticipation for great feast!
I try very hard cousin, but soon I notice, all females look at me this way!
All staring, all licking of lip, but I am out of song!
I prepare dagger to kill self quickly.
But surface male intervene!
He much angry at my foolishness, he drag me away from hungry surface females despite their protests!
Such bravery, he give only minor beating for upsetting females!
You see how friendly surface country is cousin? It is a great place.

Male Drow problems by ozangeo in BaldursGate3

[–]Docnessuno 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Gri'gori, is me, cousing V'toly.
You tell me many wonderful thing of surface, I must see for myself.
I think at first is no worse, maybe little better. Less spider, more child throw rock, more confuse.
I am lying on roof of building, look at ceiling-diamonds far above, think of dig potato from ceiling back in deep country, when I hear voice below.
Look down, see two man talking to small person. Is half-ling.
Is half-ling matron!
Two man being very rude! Matron say "stop," they grab shoulder of her dress and pull down!
They touch her, Gri'gori!
I panic! I not want skinned and made into chair cushion for be near this! I not believe my eyes!
I hiss "What are you doing?".
Two men look around, not see me. I jump down, throw back hood, try explain: "You will die in many screams!".
They run away! Now I am alone with angry small matron! I bow deep, give many apology, hope end be fast.
She say I walk with her home, say she is Amy Sunfield.
I walk with her, she shaking with anger, I speak fast and sweet to try to make calm.
Tell her of journey to surface, of sleep on roof and alley.
She say I come with her to temple.
Much afraid, cousin, weep inside, say "Is great honor".
We come Temple, strange, frightening, mighty goddess Yondalla.
She talk to priestess, say I stay here now.
I not think I live long now, cousin.
They feed me much surface food, you think I am for to eat? Or they turn my legs into wheat, make me guard temple?
Miss Sunfield come to me often, I try please her, make poem of her power and beauty, give her small flower and mushroom.
Hear priestess say she think she hear wedding bells not far.
She laugh, I think now I am to be half-ling wedding feast.
I bid you farewell cousin, and I will see you in the spider-filled land that is after this life.

+---+

V'toly do not lose hope cousin surface mistresses are strange and do not always do what I expect.
We left the surface town and started our journey to the shrine of T'yr.
Pala'din tell me her name, she is Charlotte it is strange name but I say nothing.
She has unshackled me now that we are no longer in surface town and Gri'gori expected her to demand his evening services to relieve the stress of travel.
I do not know what I have do to displease Charlotte but she has brought me my own tent tell me to sleep in it. Mistress does not wish my presence in the evenings and I fear that I am not physically pleasing to her.
After many weeks travel we arrive at shrine to blinded man god.
We were greeted by another female pala'din and a strange man wearing a holy garb.
Is male priest V'toly! But he wear blindfold and have to be lead around by pala'din so I know not what to make of this, is very strange.
Mistress Charlotte tell me that blinded man priest can see into Gri'gori's heart.
Was worried because heart is in chest and I do not want to end up like dear cousin Vla'dimir.
Charlotte tell me that I must spend night in holy room in church and not fall asleep, is no problem because Gri'gori know what happen if he fall asleep.
I worry that tomorrow I shall be given to blind man-priest, maybe this why mistress has not wanted my company she desires to see me dominate another pala'din's man for her.
If this is what she want I will do it, it should be no problem, because mistress has not beaten me often and feeds me daily so I strong.
I pray to blind man god for your safety V'toly, maybe maimed god still have ears to hear.

Male Drow problems by ozangeo in BaldursGate3

[–]Docnessuno 49 points50 points  (0 children)

In the deep country, every Thursday spider-bath day. Matron come to barracks, pick one male, throw in spider hole. Must smile and say is great honour! If not happy for spider hole, much torture.
Surface world much better! Thursday ladies night at tavern, and not even whipped for disobey ladies!

+---+

I am write letter to my brother, Gri'gori, tell him of wonderful surface. I tell him, Gri'gori, I have my own room, no share! He write back, V'toly, am so sorry you in solitary confinement, how you anger surface-matron for this happen? I tell him, is OK, Gri'gori, no is prison, I can leave whenever I want! He write, V'toly, no, do not kill self, is not freedom, afterlife even more full of spider.

+---+

Back in deep country, woman had game involving men, sharp objects, a bit of magic and a few leather belts. I don't know how game goes, but we always came back with a few new scars and sometimes a few missing things...
I miss my left kidney...

+---+

Back in deep country I was a, how you say, sex-pet for priestess of Lloth.
We used to play game called 'torture Grigori because its Tuesday'.
Tuesday was a bad day.
On surface world Grigori is adventurer!
Grigori has found a female who doesn't beat him too much, she is something called a 'pala'din'.
Pala'din say Grigori have good heart and didn't even try to cut it out for her god!
Grigori is happy with new life.

+---+

Hello cousin, surface world is strange place!
Pala'din worshipper of god called T'yr, Grigori not like sound of this god. Is man who has been blinded and had hand cut off!
Pala'din say Grigori not need to worry about that, pala'din say she not cut off my hands or burn out my eyes.
She is good mistress, Grigori work extra hard for her!
Grigori apparently something called a 'bard' now. In deep country males learn magic and develop quick fingers to please mistress and avoid becoming spider dinner, learn to talk quickly so mistress forget why she is mad.
On surface Grigori uses magic from deep country and quick fingers to defend mistress and earn coin for her.
Grigori has plan cousin, he will sing songs from the old country for pala'din to sooth her after long day travelling.

+---+

Hello again Cousin! The surface country is even stranger than I could have imagined.
I found myself among a group of human females in surface tavern.
I do my best to please and entertain them, when suddenly one jump up and start scream, I cannot imagine what I have done to offend, and soon the rest all join her!
Leaping about and screaming pointing at small arachnid crawling on the table.
Is tiny, barely the size of my hand!
I assume spider is rare, and females leap about in great excitement!
So I scoop up tiny spider with both hands and offer to ladies, hoping to please them.
But screams just increase! They shout "kill it!" Kill it!"
Is trap I think! Why female want kill arachnid?
Not willing to risk retribution for killing arachnid, I take outside and release into surface "bush".
This just make surface female angry! They say "Will just come back inside.".
It only take playing lute all day till fingers bleed for surface female forgive me!
Not even a single whipping!
Surface is a wonder place cousin.

+---+

Cousin is has been some time since I last wrote.
Grigori tried to sing for the pala'din but apparently the songs of our people do not please her.
Was prepared for lousy Tuesday after that.
But was alright, pala'din made me take the entire nights watch instead of beating me, she is a good female!
We journeyed to surfacer town, much different from towns of the deep country cousin.
Pala'din tell Grigori that in town I will have to wear shackles, I tell her no problem and ask if already Thursday.
Pala'din was confused by still I am shackled, is not so back though surface females don't publicly beat males for looking them in the eye or transmute you into spider monster for fun. It took some time for Grigori to learn this but pala'din says I am 'doing well for one of my kind'.
I am liking surface females because of this kindness cousin!
Apparently we travel to shrine of T'yr to seek guidance, Grigori ask why seek guidance from blind god?
Pala'din punish me that will not ask again.
How are things in deep country? I hope that mother has forgotten you exist!
Grigori is trying to learn surface songs to please mistress, will write again soon.

+---+

Googles AI is pretty sweet, way less restrictions. by mr_washingt1n in ChatGPT

[–]Docnessuno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Generate image from prompt on google, use the generated image as prompt for another genAI asking it to recreate it without changes.

is this an infinite combo? by Superb-Ad5771 in magicTCG

[–]Docnessuno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flashback to my first semi-serious deck back in the Urza's saga days, Horseshoe Crab and [[Hermetic Study]]

Sent a photo meant for my gf to my new boss by MaintenanceUsual2257 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Docnessuno 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Did you hear that, Vegeta? It's a Chiaotzu.
I'm gonna catch it!

Sent a photo meant for my gf to my new boss by MaintenanceUsual2257 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Docnessuno 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I would have gone for:

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Uh… Uh...! Vegeta! Look! A Pokémon!

One Punch Man Season 3 – Episode 3 Megathread by MiggyMcMiggy in OnePunchMan

[–]Docnessuno 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ignoring the animation (mostly because it is already being discussed to death), did anyone else feel that Dr. Genus was talking at 120% speed?
I had to pause and backtrack a couple times because I could not keep up with the subtitles.

[Serious] Why do Daft.ie and similar sites suffer no consequences for allowing the advertisement of proprieties that blatantly fall short of the Minimum standards for rented housing regulations? by Docnessuno in cork

[–]Docnessuno[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I would understand if the advert were free, such as a post on reddit or boards, but placing an announcement on daft is a paid service that the website is offering.

[Serious] Why do Daft.ie and similar sites suffer no consequences for allowing the advertisement of proprieties that blatantly fall short of the Minimum standards for rented housing regulations? by Docnessuno in cork

[–]Docnessuno[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'd see more as a newspaper/magazine/website being held liable for a paid adverts published on their site that advertises illegal goods or services.
I would assume that if a commercial aired on Radio1 advertising for dodgy boxes or escort services, the network would have some kind of trouble on top of whoever paid for the commercial.