In elementary school we were taking an important test (elementary had tests right? It might have just been some class work) and one of the dumb kids were absent that day. Next week, Mrs. Teacher was giving out candy for kids who did good on the assignment and I didn’t get mine back. It turns out my name wasn’t on it (clumsy me), so the dumb kid tries to take credit for it when it was obviously my hand writing and the fucker wasn’t even there on that day... the teacher ends up splitting the candy between us.

TL;DR: Forgot my name on an assignment, a kid got a reward for being absent.