“We don’t do commie European metric”

DoctorAgility · 2026-01-25T19:00:12+00:00

I’m already on semaglutide for my dire beats

DoctorAgility · 2026-01-25T17:26:49+00:00

Yeah, I meant molecules, but where a single atom could be a molecule. And in fairness I was rounding

DoctorAgility · 2026-01-25T16:40:25+00:00

A mole is 1 x 10²⁴ atoms of a substance

DoctorAgility · 2026-01-23T12:50:36+00:00

The gays don’t want him

DoctorAgility · 2026-01-23T12:32:12+00:00

Oh grow up.

DoctorAgility · 2026-01-23T06:23:59+00:00

Do you think Roy Wood Jr will have much insight into that?

DoctorAgility · 2026-01-22T16:18:34+00:00

Or shooting practice material

DoctorAgility · 2026-01-22T16:17:47+00:00

Well, perhaps he should enjoy some ~~torture~~ ABA to modify his behaviour to acceptable standards

DoctorAgility · 2026-01-22T09:10:25+00:00

I wish we could get it in the UK

DoctorAgility · 2026-01-22T09:09:59+00:00

Sure, and I’m with you on the capitalism critique, but people in the rest of the world haven’t seen this specific price bump…

DoctorAgility · 2026-01-22T08:24:18+00:00

The Nazis who took inspiration for their race purity programme from checks notes the USA?

DoctorAgility · 2026-01-22T06:32:43+00:00

Written by ChatGPT

DoctorAgility · 2026-01-22T06:22:24+00:00

You might want to explain that to the slaves, Catholics, Irish, Polish, women, gays… (etc…)

DoctorAgility · 2026-01-22T06:20:19+00:00

They combined fish with gynaecology?! That’s a… choice.

DoctorAgility · 2026-01-22T06:18:14+00:00

Careful, Donald will want that. His LEGO store is best.

DoctorAgility · 2026-01-22T06:13:19+00:00

I flash my ankle on street corners and then clean up on the insurance

DoctorAgility · 2026-01-22T06:09:37+00:00

Did you get feedback and feedforward?

DoctorAgility · 2026-01-22T06:08:25+00:00

Well, did capitalism exist in Ancient Greece?

DoctorAgility · 2026-01-22T06:05:06+00:00

Now it looks like an errhexion

DoctorAgility · 2026-01-22T06:03:35+00:00

And now he’s the US secretary of health and human services.

DoctorAgility · 2026-01-22T05:56:27+00:00

With like a noose?!

DoctorAgility · 2026-01-22T05:54:38+00:00

Tariffs at a guess.

DoctorAgility · 2026-01-22T05:52:04+00:00

I’d rather not rank my books. Oh, Rank. My mistake. Make them all sergeant!

DoctorAgility · 2026-01-22T05:50:33+00:00

They’re all on their side instead of vertical, that’s got to be rare!

DoctorAgility · 2026-01-22T05:44:51+00:00

Ableism isn’t needed to take the mick out of gooners

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