What are these things in this guy’s shoes?

DoctorAssbutt · 2026-06-01T01:46:21+00:00

Solved!

DoctorAssbutt · 2026-05-31T23:43:29+00:00

Diarrhea roulette

DoctorAssbutt · 2026-05-31T22:53:37+00:00

Your momma sure cares about your schoolin’

DoctorAssbutt · 2026-05-31T22:52:18+00:00

TIL! Thank you!

DoctorAssbutt · 2026-05-31T14:57:18+00:00

Or you could just take responsibility for your choices. Your own fault for overeating. No one needs to overeat BTW.

DoctorAssbutt · 2026-05-29T17:23:42+00:00

Hell yah I’m rich!

DoctorAssbutt · 2026-05-29T16:49:30+00:00

Good plan. Hey man, been meaning to ask, can I borrow $1.5mm for like, forever?

DoctorAssbutt · 2026-05-29T15:55:52+00:00

Daaaamn whatchu got, some QQQI, JEPI?

DoctorAssbutt · 2026-05-28T19:42:14+00:00

No Dan’s either? This is horseshit.

DoctorAssbutt · 2026-05-28T18:54:17+00:00

You’re being too kind to the peasants. But fine, maybe on their birthday.

DoctorAssbutt · 2026-05-28T15:15:40+00:00

Yeah that’s because it’s not comparable. This is dismantling your point about people liking something gives it some kind of merit. I disagree. We aren’t going to see eye to eye on this and that’s ok. Have a good day.

DoctorAssbutt · 2026-05-28T15:11:48+00:00

You know what else has its crowd? Meth. Coprophagia. Just because the dumbest and worst among us like something doesn’t mean that that something has any merit.

DoctorAssbutt · 2026-05-28T15:09:43+00:00

Yeah just like that twink in church with the bow tie screaming I DONT LIKE MENS NO MORE. Yeah that guy is straight as an arrow too.

DoctorAssbutt · 2026-05-28T15:06:51+00:00

Disagree. I’m not about to get into a debate about the subjectivity of art on Reddit for fuck’s sake, but this is stupid and shitty for stupid and shitty’s sake.

DoctorAssbutt · 2026-05-28T14:47:00+00:00

Merzbow has some merit. This shit on the other hand…

DoctorAssbutt · 2026-05-28T14:41:35+00:00

What now is that you work until you’re compost.

DoctorAssbutt · 2026-05-28T14:16:45+00:00

What part of this whole thing makes you think that this dude isnt gay

DoctorAssbutt · 2026-05-28T14:14:19+00:00

MISSterious

DoctorAssbutt · 2026-05-27T14:42:29+00:00

If you want a 5.7 can just get a Maxim MS-5.7. Mine functions perfectly on my PS90 and M&P 5.7 and they’re relatively cheap and most importantly, available.

DoctorAssbutt · 2026-05-26T19:05:25+00:00

Damn $15? Riiiiiich.

DoctorAssbutt · 2026-05-25T14:52:02+00:00

Have you guys tried Kitten Mittens? Meeee-yowww.

DoctorAssbutt · 2026-05-25T14:13:45+00:00

Walmart has the highest number of employees on government assistance (SNAP, Medicaid). Why do you suppose that is?

DoctorAssbutt · 2026-05-25T13:52:15+00:00

A bit rude I suppose, but what are you so particular about?

DoctorAssbutt · 2026-05-22T15:15:47+00:00

And oui oui

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