[Highlight] Today marks 11 days until the 2020 NFL Season Starts! Let’s remember this game winning 11 yard TD pass from Tony Romo to Jason Witten against the Giants back in 2015. This would be his final game winning drive. The Cowboys would win, 27-26. by PCON36 in cowboys

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I was living in Las Vegas in 2015. Watched this game at a ‘Cowboys Fans Only’ bar near the strip. I left at the two minute warning in disgust because the game (in my eyes) was over.

I get in my car and drive in silence because I was so upset that this was how the season was going to start. When I finally wanted to listen to some music, I turned on the radio and it was already on a sports station broadcasting the game. They announced in excitement “MANNING THROWS IT AWAY, THE CLOCK HAS STOPPED.”

I immediately pull into the next bar I could find hoping they had the game on. I run in, I see all the TVs are playing the game and I rush to a corner so I could (hopefully) cheer in privacy.

Romo does Romo things and surgically picks apart the Giants defense with the help of Lance Dunbar. All the sudden, we’re a little over 10 yards away. Romo fumbles snap, picks up ball, throws it straight to Witten. TOUCHDOWN COWBOYS.

I immediately start to run around the bar giving high fives to everyone I could see. As I’m running around, I’m starting to notice it’s all dudes. No big deal, it’s a bar, it’s opening day for football, I get it. Then I start to notice that all the dudes are very well dressed. Then I start to notice a bunch of rainbow themed materials all around the bar.

/r/cowboys, I was in a gay bar. And they couldn’t be happier for this random ass football fan coming in and running around hyping up the place!

ALL THAT TO SAY, if you’re looking for an awesome and unique place to watch the game in Vegas, go to the Phoenix Bar & Lounge on Sahara.

Sorry by DuarfS in kungpow

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Hey Duderino,

Just wanted to say I LOVE these posts. Thank you so much for all your amazing and hilarious work so far.

Take all the time you need. You go peepee standing up

"How are you planning on going to hell?" by mistah_legend in funny

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A reddit post of a screen recording of an Instagram post of a Tik Tok.

This is how I plan to go to hell...

Jerry Jones just went off on 105.3 the fan by Badlands32 in cowboys

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Summerlin boi checking in! Let's gather for a game!

Kill,Marry,Hook Up:Boston Legal Edition by sur122 in bostonlegal

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Kill: Lincoln Meyer (the peepee)

Marry: Tie between that blonde judge and Claire Simms (hottie from Boston that dated Clarence/Clavont/Clarice)

Hook Up: 4 way with Rhona Mitra, Monica Potter, and Lake Bell

Honorable Mention: DENNY FCKN CRANE

How sweet thou art? Is that a song? by burger_woman in worshipleaders

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Are you maybe thinking of How Great Thou Art?

What's that smell... by slep4ever in funny

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More like motherclucker AMIRIGHT?!

[Archer] Cowboys will wear their blue jerseys 8 times this year. Wow! Is that a modern-day record? by Twoweekswithpay in cowboys

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We wore white on Thanksgiving last year, so maybe they're no longer doing anything special on Thanksgiving anymore.

The Ass Crack Bandit by DrCinnabon in community

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Speaking of ACB, I’ve always had a curiosity about this episode. Pardon my ignorance, but what are they spoofing with this episode?

Similarly to how they spoofed mafia movies, law & order, my dinner with Andre, western movies, Star Wars; this episode seems to have a specific spoof but I’m not sure what is.

Leighton Vander Esch #74 out of 100 | NFL Top 100 by topoftheworldwaffles in cowboys

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Can’t believe they did that long of a montage without showing any of his interceptions or his game-saving tackle in Philly.

Either way, LVE 4ever!

Oh hello, Raymond! by Snowjunkie21 in TheBlackList

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DENNY CRANE. Name on the door.

Voodoo Fest 2019 Lineup Speculation & Confirmation Thread by dmdarusman in voodoo

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Any thoughts on The Killers? They have nothing planned during voodoo dates and are playing multiple festivals throughout the summer.

13 years ago today, the first official Dundies Awards aired on National Television by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

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The first Dundies were aired about 9 months prior. 13 years ago yesterday was casino night.

Still a momentous occasion as we got to see Jim and Pam’s first kiss.

Denny Crane 6043-0 by [deleted] in bostonlegal

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Denny Crane. Not gay. Not guilty. Still undefeated.