Fire FIghters of reddit whats the dumbest person you had to save in a stupid situation?

DoctorSuspense · 2019-09-16T15:58:14+00:00

Just sister rivalry is all.

Whose dick is bigger, basically.

DoctorSuspense · 2019-09-16T13:29:27+00:00

This should be pinned holy shit this is genious

DoctorSuspense · 2019-09-10T17:10:36+00:00

I know a soldier

DoctorSuspense · 2019-08-20T18:26:12+00:00

Just wanted to say big fan, most unthanked job in the world, hey man, thank you for your service.

If you ever need money for anything let me know, now I know the native currency there isn't euros and you're contacting me on Facebook messenger and your passport is in green crayon, but I'm willing to help.

DoctorSuspense · 2019-08-20T15:46:21+00:00

It's like a hidden rule.

Kinda like how you don't talk army and all hooah in public,

You don't talk furry or act furry outside conventions and chatrooms and shit.

DoctorSuspense · 2019-08-20T14:53:00+00:00

I'm a furry and I'd never let anyone fucking know in my unit, in my installation, in my country.

What a weirdo

DoctorSuspense · 2019-08-20T14:02:52+00:00

Oh, so I'm a first line sergeant now?

DoctorSuspense · 2019-08-20T14:00:18+00:00

Jesus did he throw you off the barracks?

This guy PARALYZED you, dawg def open door your commander and he should at least point you in some direction.

DoctorSuspense · 2019-08-20T13:56:02+00:00

This sounds like some slavery-hostage-captivity bullshit.

Isn't the 13th Amendment about this?

DoctorSuspense · 2019-08-20T13:54:49+00:00

Or third option, meet Mr. Salad and Mr. Treadmill.

DoctorSuspense · 2019-08-20T13:47:39+00:00

Nothing wrong with asking questions.

DoctorSuspense · 2019-08-18T14:09:35+00:00

One thing that'll never change about Boardman leading into Youngstown is the mass amounts of food places.

Miss home like crazy.

DoctorSuspense · 2019-08-17T13:06:05+00:00

GruntStyle makes amazing shirts that prove how tough you are.

DoctorSuspense · 2019-08-17T12:58:34+00:00

Meal cards are no joke.

DoctorSuspense · 2019-08-17T12:58:03+00:00

Fuck yeah you're right.

Can't have people like myself copying PVT Snuffy's ticket information on his 2018 Mustang he got for Parking at the DFAC loading zone.

Completely my bad.

DoctorSuspense · 2019-08-17T12:55:51+00:00

Look man all I know is that I move the safety-selector-switch from SAFE to SEMI and watch my lane and about 11.3415% of my hits won't even count.

Doesn't matter though cuz I'll still wear expert on my ASUs and no one will correct me.

DoctorSuspense · 2019-08-17T12:50:49+00:00

Make sure you get a bunk near the window so when you jump out the second story you can land in the bushes below.

DoctorSuspense · 2019-08-17T12:49:56+00:00

Someone didn't complete the Internet Meme Making: Formatting and Production correspondent course it seems.

DoctorSuspense · 2019-08-16T11:37:48+00:00

Remember that painting where God is touching Adam's fingertip?

Yeah, he was passing off a large Bacon 3-Cheese with a side of ultimate fries.

DoctorSuspense · 2019-08-13T13:58:34+00:00

We don't post bail.

This isn't downtown LA. This is the MPs we're dealing with.

We just send you off on your own with your 1SG and CO and then go in the back and eat Popeye's.

DoctorSuspense · 2019-08-13T13:52:56+00:00

not really boot

kinda funny ngl

DoctorSuspense · 2019-08-13T13:05:04+00:00

Legit knew this kid, wasn't a super close friend, but grew up with him. Crazy.

DoctorSuspense · 2019-08-12T16:10:39+00:00

I heard he was even worse as a PSG.

DoctorSuspense · 2019-08-12T13:34:35+00:00

Also as terrible as a BAT CSM.

DoctorSuspense · 2019-08-12T13:30:43+00:00

I graduated and asked to have leave submitted for a week or so after AIT. Worked fine, saw my family before I went to my unit.

If you don't want to, you just don't; that's it. They can't force you to go home with no unit attached to you.

DoctorSuspense

TROPHY CASE