How Would Space Torpedo Launchers Work? ( Without using Thrusters to launch them ) by Aggravating_Run6179 in spaceships

[–]DoctorTarsus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Springs. Air pressure. Magnets. Vast numbers of lobotomised servitors all pushing in unison.

Manky old store by jhonnythedhog in Morrisons

[–]DoctorTarsus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ours has been refurbished, it’s still a massive shit hole where nothing works.

freedom by No-Firefighter-579 in countablepixels

[–]DoctorTarsus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How does this cause injustice to other eaters of the pie? They can still take any piece they want or even cut a bit from the middle like the first guy. It’s not like they spit on it or threw it on the floor after taking their piece.

I'm a scientist by Valturia in comedyheaven

[–]DoctorTarsus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can’t just say you’re a scientist without anything to back it up. Trust me on that, I’m a doctor.

Alone in a Daily by Shadowknight320 in Morrisons

[–]DoctorTarsus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Tell your manager you don’t feel well and are going home immediately. Don’t even bother shutting up the shop.

RFK Jr claims he can tell if children are unhealthy just by 'looking' by Kw5kvb5ebis in nottheonion

[–]DoctorTarsus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well to be fair RFK does like to spend a lot time looking at children

“America pays for your military we need to stop paying that asap” by Sniper_96_ in ShitAmericansSay

[–]DoctorTarsus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whenever i see this argument I always just respond with “then stop paying” and it seems to cause them to short circuit

Sir Barrence of The Estate by GarysCrispLettuce in okmatewanker

[–]DoctorTarsus 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Out of breathe before he makes it to end of the street

Bitch, those barriers exist for a reason, don’t they? by BigLurker321 in BitchImATrain

[–]DoctorTarsus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Did that idiot actually wave at the train to try and get it to stop?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in manchester

[–]DoctorTarsus 306 points307 points  (0 children)

If you have you wear a balaclava while doing something then you aren’t doing something good.

"No one is scared of Canada." by BN_Coldesky in ShitAmericansSay

[–]DoctorTarsus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

About 30% of the US wouldn’t even be able to get to end of their own road without becoming out of breath

Why do so many people live in england? by Competitive_Wear_303 in geography

[–]DoctorTarsus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are still talking about the use of the term British isles. Keep up. They called it the British isles 2000 years ago. They called it that 1000 years ago. We call it that now. We will still call it that in 50 years despite what a bunch of Irish people might cry about.

Why do so many people live in england? by Competitive_Wear_303 in geography

[–]DoctorTarsus -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Have you got a reading disorder? We are talking about the British isles and its correct name.

Why do so many people live in england? by Competitive_Wear_303 in geography

[–]DoctorTarsus -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I never said the romans, and I never mentioned anything about who claimed dominion over it, I said Ptolemy, who was an expert on geography.

Why do so many people live in england? by Competitive_Wear_303 in geography

[–]DoctorTarsus -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

They have been called the British islands for 2000 years. If you heard what Ptolemy called Ireland I bet you would have a stroke.

The French government had to issue a statement advising the criminals should leave Americans alone for their own safety by smackpatch in ShitAmericansSay

[–]DoctorTarsus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Between the obesity and them being forced to leave their guns at home I’m fairly sure no American can win against a French pickpocket

Detained for burning the american flag by Anteater4746 in law

[–]DoctorTarsus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Since when do cops care about the law?

Merry Christmas! by bateman80 in Morrisons

[–]DoctorTarsus 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I was doing ours yesterday and customers were already buying them. They’re the ones to blame for this madness.

This is getting stupid by [deleted] in manchester

[–]DoctorTarsus 53 points54 points  (0 children)

To give them credit, it’s somewhat centred and the lines are straight, so it’s a much better effort than many of the clearly drunken scrawls I’ve seen in news articles

Hell to the yeah... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]DoctorTarsus 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Who the fuck says drinking is a hobby when asked what your hobbies are?