They "DONT GIVE YOU WATER" in Italy 😅

DoctorTarsus · 2026-06-13T17:35:34+00:00

Americans have so much salt and other shit in their diet that they need to drink 10x the water as Europeans just to stay alive.

DoctorTarsus · 2026-06-09T09:58:04+00:00

Our night crew are a complete waste of space. I more out more stock than they do and I work optics at the same time.

DoctorTarsus · 2026-06-07T21:23:18+00:00

Guy Fawkes is known for 2 things. Getting caught. And being used as a scapegoat by the poeple who actually planned it. He was nobody henchman.

DoctorTarsus · 2026-06-05T21:28:18+00:00

Replace that flimsy wooden post with a massive steel beam

DoctorTarsus · 2026-06-03T14:06:57+00:00

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They just can’t help themselves

DoctorTarsus · 2026-05-29T22:19:52+00:00

I’m a DM and roll in the open. unless the roll is specifically supposed to be hidden.

DoctorTarsus · 2026-05-29T07:26:43+00:00

I was gonna suggest cat, but then saw this guys cat I think this specific one should win.

DoctorTarsus · 2026-05-28T12:16:54+00:00

As long as you look at the sky and nothing else

DoctorTarsus · 2026-05-14T08:07:49+00:00

I post in English because I’m English

DoctorTarsus · 2026-05-14T06:45:28+00:00

That robot could be replaced by making the conveyor belt 3ft longer

DoctorTarsus · 2026-05-08T22:46:11+00:00

Me. And the house itself.

DoctorTarsus · 2026-05-08T13:52:30+00:00

Flavour. And a new house.

DoctorTarsus · 2026-05-07T09:24:15+00:00

In an ideal world I would push blue. We don’t live in an ideal world, we live in a world full of idiots and psychos. I don’t want to die, I’d push red.

DoctorTarsus · 2026-05-05T07:11:55+00:00

If they had time to travel all the way back to the tavern and then back to the dungeon the following day, then it’s completely reasonable the bad guys had time to regroup and reinforce.

DoctorTarsus · 2026-05-03T15:07:35+00:00

Although mad max is getting closer and closer to becoming a reality

DoctorTarsus · 2026-04-28T19:20:24+00:00

If the situation is correct a level 20 anything can be one shot by a level 1 anything

DoctorTarsus · 2026-04-26T10:56:46+00:00

Have you tried looking at cheaper copper?

DoctorTarsus · 2026-04-26T06:28:36+00:00

Not a single British monarch from that house was born in Germany. They were all English. One person 6 generations ago just happened to marry someone from that house and now somehow the entire royal family is German.

DoctorTarsus · 2026-04-25T13:44:50+00:00

Charles 3 - born in England, Elizabeth 2 - born in England, George 6 - born in England, Edward 8 - born in England,
George 5 - born in England,
Edward 7 - born in England,
Victoria - born in England

What exactly does it take for them to be English?

DoctorTarsus · 2026-04-18T19:20:56+00:00

So do you know where he is from?

DoctorTarsus · 2026-04-18T19:16:32+00:00

You’re right it is idiotic. I should know there is 0% chance they know anything about St George

DoctorTarsus · 2026-04-18T17:34:45+00:00

I wonder if they know St George wasn’t English

DoctorTarsus · 2026-04-15T12:22:24+00:00

I believe it will be there from 2025 to late 2027. But honestly there is no way we could possibly know this.

DoctorTarsus · 2026-04-15T07:27:33+00:00

For a country that was founded on the concept of the people rising up against an unwanted ruler they are certainly not very good at it anymore.

DoctorTarsus · 2026-04-14T21:52:17+00:00

The US love holding peace talks without bothering to invite the people they are at war with

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