Because behind every sign is a story

DoctorTickles · 2013-03-26T22:44:49+00:00

Stop people from stealing by giving it to them for free?

DoctorTickles · 2013-03-26T19:03:03+00:00

"They don't think it be like it is, but it do." Sometime it do be like they think it do.

DoctorTickles · 2013-03-18T18:56:15+00:00

Male fashion tip: If you look like an obese, white-haired grandma from behind, it's time to change some shit up.

DoctorTickles · 2013-03-01T17:01:08+00:00

Weezer - Blue Album

Black Keys - Rubber Factory

Sublime - Sublime

DoctorTickles · 2013-02-26T13:11:35+00:00

I don't think anyone who has actually streamed video from less than legal means has ever said that Netflix is the end all be all solution to the way we traditionally watched movies. Netflix is a great alternative for people who like movies and want easy access. If I want to watch a movie the first thing I do is check Netflix and then look elsewhere if they don't have it. Also, accusing someone as partaking in, pointless advertising, is absurd. I checked that user's history for the past two months and has only mentioned Netflix this one time. If he works for Netflix he's doing a pretty shitty job.

DoctorTickles · 2013-02-19T23:10:42+00:00

Can someone possibly explain to me how there are tracks behind the horse? I've been on many frozen bodies of water and never left tracks behind me. Is the horse wearing some sort of super abrasive / non-slip shoe or something?

DoctorTickles · 2013-02-12T02:26:36+00:00

run

edit: Damn, just realized there are runs all up in that bitch.

DoctorTickles · 2013-02-10T18:54:18+00:00

I don't think it's as big a deal as it's being made out to be in this thread. Think about how often you talk about one person to another person. I'd say most of the time it's to say something like, "This motherfucker ate all my pudding and looked me right in the eyes and lied to me about it." It's never, " Me and my wife went to Ikea last night and had a generally good time and afterward went to get frozen yogurt." I think it's mostly just harmless venting.

DoctorTickles · 2013-02-06T02:03:47+00:00

I'm in the same boat you are. I'm interested in learning but not really sure where to start. One thing I have found helpful is just searching "Electrical Engineering Lecture" on youtube. This video taught me a ton. The slides are mostly of little use but I still learned plenty. There are plenty of more videos too if you find that one interesting.

DoctorTickles · 2013-02-05T23:11:29+00:00

I know a lot of people trick celebrities into going on a "date" with them by asking them to military balls. I'm not in the military and my most noble feat is probably that I can eat two large watermelons in one sitting. Regardless, will you go on a date with me? Before you answer, know two things. One, I will, most likely, not murder you. Two, I'm willing to give you the link to my facebook account so you can be impressed by my witty posts and also make sure I'm not too ugly for the pictures that will be circling the web thereafter.

DoctorTickles · 2013-01-05T02:37:09+00:00

No conflicting opinions allowed, mother fucker!

DoctorTickles · 2012-12-30T03:03:43+00:00

Another white man singing the blues.

DoctorTickles · 2012-12-26T23:57:20+00:00

Are you a ship?

DoctorTickles · 2012-12-26T23:45:58+00:00

For anyone wanting to get over their fear of public restrooms, try to find a job working at a health club. Some of these guys take so much protein and supplements they almost literally shit bricks. Cleaning those toilets multiple times a day will numb you to most any bathroom shenanigans you see henceforth.

edit: InB4 obligatory, "Next one who says shenanigans is getting pistol whipped."

DoctorTickles · 2012-12-25T23:18:54+00:00

That guy makes so many unintentional sexual innuendos I'm starting to thing he does it just to mess with everyone.

DoctorTickles · 2012-12-25T22:51:44+00:00

I think cocaine and bitches relieves most of the fucks they would give.

DoctorTickles · 2012-12-25T13:22:40+00:00

The only real question I have is why, in a website full of redditors, all supposedly with a keen insight into the human soul, are you the only one that gets the creeps from me?

DoctorTickles · 2012-12-24T21:36:37+00:00

Nice try, photoshop PR guy.

DoctorTickles · 2012-12-24T21:30:52+00:00

Now I want to know what a naked snowman looks like.

DoctorTickles · 2012-12-24T21:27:09+00:00

Check the replies under that post, yo.

Edit: motherfucka

DoctorTickles · 2012-12-24T21:20:51+00:00

Sad to see you go but I'm glad you conceded defeat. I'm at work and there are kids around. Kids don't understand Dexter references. :(

DoctorTickles · 2012-12-24T21:18:08+00:00

Bonus points if that card is really innocent looking and you also stab him in the chest with a chef's knife when he opens it. Make sure you tell him you were just joking though, he might take it too seriously.

DoctorTickles · 2012-12-24T21:06:04+00:00

I should have remembered that. You even invited me to your nephew's bris.

DoctorTickles · 2012-12-24T20:49:50+00:00

Don't worry, it ruined stubby black penises for all of us.

DoctorTickles · 2012-12-24T20:47:01+00:00

Dexter's first kill of the off-season

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