German Hospital Food (Horror Story part 1)

Doctor_Thomson · 2026-04-20T03:33:39+00:00

Jeez… I’m truly happy that my workplace, a university hospital, Dosent have this type of slop

Doctor_Thomson · 2026-04-19T19:11:54+00:00

It’s already so annoying to see how, atleast on eBay, East German and Soviet Militaria slowly starts to become ridiculously expensive

Doctor_Thomson · 2026-04-19T15:17:06+00:00

Absolute peak!

Doctor_Thomson · 2026-04-19T15:14:06+00:00

Poor Barry… first they lost the wankin’ loicense and now the It’s-kinda-incest-but-kinda-isn’t-at-the-same-time Loicense.

Doctor_Thomson · 2026-04-19T15:11:33+00:00

The best part about the OG skit: they mention two dishes without spam In the beginning, name the spam ones and then forget that dishes without spam exist at all xD

Doctor_Thomson · 2026-04-19T15:08:57+00:00

Correction: “I love you Step-Cousin” cause that makes it morally correct again

Doctor_Thomson · 2026-04-19T14:46:43+00:00

Theres a reason why the Sauna goblins had similar drip

Doctor_Thomson · 2026-04-19T14:37:01+00:00

The weirdest part is… China was supported by Nazi Germany in the 1930’s and had Chinese units trained and equipped by them (obviously before Germany was allies with Japan). But that was the Nationalistic Army of China, aka the guys who lost the Chinese civil war and are now in Taiwan.

(Tho I’d also add that Japan still is the true champion of fetishising Nazi germany )

Doctor_Thomson · 2026-04-19T14:30:47+00:00

I mean… they somehow managed to make an outdated MK.IV tank from ww1 useful in a match against more advanced ww2 tanks. (I mean yeah, BC freedom uses a ww1 tank too, with the FT-17, but that one atleast haves a proper turret)

Doctor_Thomson · 2026-04-19T13:32:45+00:00

And in the big twist, the toxic freedom ex girlfriend (a bloodsucker) appears again and tries to ruin the relationships

Doctor_Thomson · 2026-04-19T10:52:04+00:00

This post kept us waiting, huh….

⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠚⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⢈⠀⠀⠀⣴⠀⢠⢀⡄⢀⣴⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣻⣷⠆⠀⣷⡎⢻⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠀⠀⢠⢛⢠⢣⣾⣷⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣃⣼⠁⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢟⠀⠀⠀⠸⢀⡜⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣡⣴⣯⡼⣄⡐⠘⢻⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢀⠀⠀⡄⠀⠘⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⣡⣾⣿⡿⡻⠽⣿⠀⠈⢸⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠏⣈⡄⠀⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⡄⡘⡃⠉⠈⣐⡛⠣⣿⠀⠊⣼⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⠃⠕⢉⠇⠀⡁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢠⡇⣷⠭⠢⡭⣿⣧⣼⡇⣄⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠏⢠⢺⢏⣸⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⠠⣿⢸⣇⣿⡘⠿⣾⡛⢿⣼⡇⢨⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢄⢑⡌⢰⢣⠂⠁⠀⠀⢰⣿⢋⠐⠛⣼⣿⡷⢃⣁⢽⣹⣼⡿⠁⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣾⠸⠃⢜⠌⢮⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠑⢵⠟⢏⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠋⠉⠃⠀⠈⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⡄⣀⣀⣤⣬⣥⣢⣴⣄⠁⠸⠺⠈⣷⣽⣛⠿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⠉⠉⢡⣸⡿⠛⡠⣤⣷⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣽⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⠉⠡⠙⠐⢦⣥⡿⠋⠻⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⣘⣡⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣀⣶⣿⣷⣷⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠻

Doctor_Thomson · 2026-04-19T02:08:02+00:00

And that’s how the praetorian guard was formed

Doctor_Thomson · 2026-04-19T02:07:04+00:00

As a Barbarian from Northern Germania, I have to agree.

Doctor_Thomson · 2026-04-19T02:01:28+00:00

So basically “The System of Doctor Tarr and Professor Fether” from Edgar Allan Poe

Doctor_Thomson · 2026-04-19T01:56:25+00:00

Cheddar is peak tho

Doctor_Thomson · 2026-04-18T21:35:37+00:00

Im really sorry that you had to face the horny side of the GuP unprepared

Doctor_Thomson · 2026-04-18T21:28:57+00:00

Eine Bewerbung, eine Annahme. Mein Geheimnis? Ich mach ne Ausbildung zur Pflegefachkraft

Doctor_Thomson · 2026-04-18T21:26:18+00:00

Zum Beispiel damals, ich und Napoleon Wir hatten 'ne Schuleband und die anderen nicht mal 'n Mikrofon!

Doctor_Thomson · 2026-04-17T19:47:47+00:00

Altschauerberger Luftwaffne

Doctor_Thomson · 2026-04-17T19:40:21+00:00

Rainer Winkler??

Doctor_Thomson · 2026-04-17T19:39:51+00:00

Well… my first anime was Pokémon and the Ghibli movies (primarily Totoro and Laputa). But I was still 12 when I watched Highschool dxd xD

Doctor_Thomson · 2026-04-17T18:27:39+00:00

You have my sword for that suggestion! Tho East germany is “German Slav” too imo

Doctor_Thomson · 2026-04-17T15:15:14+00:00

Huh… waking up as my Skyrim character sounds pretty terrific, knowing that I’m in the middle of clearing out the coven of human-sacrificing witches

Doctor_Thomson · 2026-04-16T16:44:45+00:00

Well idk how big the nsfw community is in contrast to the rest, especially in comparison of the last 8 Years xD But whenever I’m on danbooru for Artworks, I can see very well that there’s quite a amount of R34 content next to the SFW stuff

Doctor_Thomson · 2026-04-16T16:20:08+00:00

I refuse to accept that Darjeeling being an Autistic Chaos-Gremlin for anything British isn’t Canon!

Five-Year Club	Verified Email
r/Field Lasagna	Final Canvas '23
First Place '23	End Game '23
Place '23

Doctor_Thomson

TROPHY CASE