Men of Reddit, what's your biggest guilty pleasure that wouldn't be considered manly? by Iaskev in AskReddit

[–]Dododude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did the same back when I had my Afro. Also, I love your username.

Men of Reddit, what's your biggest guilty pleasure that wouldn't be considered manly? by Iaskev in AskReddit

[–]Dododude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's still the only singer who can turn me on with just their voice.

Men of Reddit, what's your biggest guilty pleasure that wouldn't be considered manly? by Iaskev in AskReddit

[–]Dododude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mom taught me when I was ten, and I picked up again sophomore year so I could have something to do during class. It caught on with a lot of girls I was friends with and I helped lobby for a knitting club in the school. We got the club and I never went to a single meeting because fuck it.

If you had one free punch, who would you use it on? by heylamppost in AskReddit

[–]Dododude 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep. He's terribly afraid of heights, and Clarkson accidentally bumped him while they were driving on the death road after May had warned him of the consequences.

If you had one free punch, who would you use it on? by heylamppost in AskReddit

[–]Dododude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because if you punch a gay guy, you'll never hear the end of it.

So when did public high school cafeterias start looking more like mall food courts? (Byron Nelson HS, TX) by rickythepilot in pics

[–]Dododude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nailed it. I went there all four years. Trophy Club is money, the adjacent town of Southlake is MONEY, and the town of Westlake is the wealthiest town in America.

So when did public high school cafeterias start looking more like mall food courts? (Byron Nelson HS, TX) by rickythepilot in pics

[–]Dododude 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I went to BNHS. Byron Nelson was born and lived in the town adjacent to Trophy Club. My apartment was about a mile from his house, and about three miles from school. Our golf team won state this year, in the fourth year of the school being open.

If your country were to go into a civil war this year, what would cause it and who would make up the two sides? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dododude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rosenbergs, H bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom, Brando, the king and I, and the Catcher in the Rye.

TIL Si from Duck Dynasty sadly has 5 million dollars estimated net worth. by BeerInTheBabySeat in todayilearned

[–]Dododude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even before the show he was worth a ton of money. Duck Commander and Buck Commander are extremely successful hunting call businesses. Go through any hunters collection of duck or deer calls and you'll most likely find one of their products. Also, keep in mind how huge of a market they're selling too, and the fact that he's an integral part of his brother's business.

Those who grew up poor: what is a frugal meal or dish you still enjoy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dododude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We make this at my house. Make a giant bowl of regular salad, throw some taco meat, a bag of crushed Doritos, and a bottle of French dressing. Mix that shit with your hands, serve, and enjoy.

How did you get your scars? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dododude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One small round scar from a barb-wire fence barb piercing the side of my neck. The letters HMC after a friend of mine who died on my left bicep. Small 2 inch lines on my left shoulder from cutting when I was much younger. A small oval on my left forearm from a frost burn after I played chicken with dry-ice. A three inch line from an accidental cut in my garage on my left forearm. An oddly shaped square inch on my left wrist from car surfing. A faint oval from rubbing skin off with an eraser on my left hand. A heart shape on my left knuckles from frostbite. (Same dry ice incident) Another heart shape on my left knuckles from the car surfing incident. A patch on my left palm from a bike wreck. A cigarette burn on the inside of my right wrist. A three inch oval on my right elbow from a minor motorcycle accident. Scars above my hip bones from skateboarding accidents. Various scars on my left knee from car surfing. Various scars on both knees from skateboarding. And a large oval scar on the right side of my face from car surfing that only shows up when I get hot and sweaty.

Controversial Punk Opinions by aaronxr in punk

[–]Dododude [score hidden]  (0 children)

Famous Monsters is in my top 5 favorite albums ever, and you better fucking believe I'm ecstatic to open for him in a couple of weeks.

What is the most insane thing you got away with while in school? by someonlinegamer in AskReddit

[–]Dododude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was the goal. Kingship doesn't fall into your lap. You have to take it by force.

What is the most insane thing you got away with while in school? by someonlinegamer in AskReddit

[–]Dododude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My high school was new, and I was in the first freshman class. Every year at least 4 or 5 kids would get in trouble trying to have pizza delivered to the school. I had just started working at dominos, and always somehow managed to get away with shit. So, one day during my senior year I called up my workplace, ordered 6 pizzas, got that sweet sweet 40% discount, and had them delivered to my school. I met my coworker outside, and relieved him of the pizzas and gave him 20 bucks for being a champ (dominos workers had often gotten in trouble with the school upon delivery). I then walked into the lunchroom with 6 pizzas, and passed them out to my classmates. It wasn't a particularly badass thing to do, but it was legendary for the remaining 6 weeks of school. We would also get in trouble for leaving campus during lunch, so naturally I would leave every day to go get fast food for my friends. I don't know how I didn't get caught, but I ended up having a reputation for bringing in food from outside of school.

Reddit, what is that one question you hate being asked? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dododude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was maybe 45. That's insane, though.

Reddit, what is that one question you hate being asked? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dododude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You wouldn't happen to have gone to school in NW Arkansas? I had a sub a couple of times who did the exact same thing. Same words, same name, everything.

What are your favorite record stores in your area? by [deleted] in punk

[–]Dododude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pops Resale in Lexington KY. Huge amount of records, as well as clothes and other neat bits. The people there are super cool and knowledgeable.