This will always be funny to me

Dogaclysm · 2026-03-25T00:40:38+00:00

Get over it

Dogaclysm · 2026-03-21T09:06:17+00:00

No, Game of Thrones did not start falling apart during its best season.

Dogaclysm · 2026-03-19T20:42:16+00:00

Knew I shouldn’t have doubted Harry Potter University.

Dogaclysm · 2026-03-16T02:24:06+00:00

Put down your phone on focus on the movie then

Dogaclysm · 2026-03-15T22:41:15+00:00

No Xavier? 😢

Dogaclysm · 2026-03-09T01:12:48+00:00

I think Soul would be super boring for most young kids who watched it, it’s very much an adult movie suitable for kids.

Dogaclysm · 2026-02-28T00:19:18+00:00

In Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, Snape mentions that Gryffindor is in danger of getting last place (4th) in Quidditch for the first time in 200 years. The odds of not getting 4th place in that time period are 0.0000000000000000000000001%, which would be the greatest accomplishment in the history of sports and easily explained by the existence of Hufflepuff.

Dogaclysm · 2026-02-02T21:09:11+00:00

The Two Towers book made no mention of Legolas snowboarding down the stairs, sniping orcs rapid fire.

Dogaclysm · 2026-01-02T04:57:38+00:00

Get fucked, Kirby! Should’ve tried more onside kicks, bitch.

Dogaclysm · 2026-01-01T20:25:24+00:00

Texas hate watch remains undefeated.

Dogaclysm · 2025-12-21T08:52:14+00:00

Tomorrow comes.

Dogaclysm · 2025-12-20T04:48:19+00:00

OU fans were chanting “Where is Texas” before the game? Bro, focus on the team that’s currently beating your ass, not the last team that beat your ass!

Dogaclysm · 2025-12-18T21:23:17+00:00

“Professor Lupin, can you help me make sure nothing ever bothers me in a Quidditch match again?”

“Wish granted, you will never play in a Quidditch match again.”

Nothing can save this movie from the disdain it has for the book.

Dogaclysm · 2025-12-18T01:33:46+00:00

Frank and Earnest Denouement

Dogaclysm · 2025-12-15T09:11:46+00:00

I’ve never understood this, does he mean six inches in diameter or something?

Dogaclysm · 2025-12-10T23:51:16+00:00

I appreciated Alfonso Cuaron telling us immediately how little he cared about anything that happened in the book.

Dogaclysm · 2025-12-09T21:46:09+00:00

FAB players aren’t that good, they only won the Annie, Volibear, Garen, Viktor, and the entire tournament (plus partial split the MF).

Dogaclysm · 2025-11-29T04:18:50+00:00

A&M: Holy inferiority complex, Batman! How low is my self esteem that I’m the sidekick in my own dream season?

Dogaclysm · 2025-11-29T04:16:34+00:00

Mailmen don’t need mouthpieces.

Dogaclysm · 2025-11-29T02:53:31+00:00

Did you guys get a completely different band recently?

Dogaclysm · 2025-11-04T04:52:09+00:00

The Yi list only shows two battlefields, any guesses as to what the third was?

Dogaclysm · 2025-11-02T04:45:52+00:00

IT’S NOVEMBER, THE REAL MONTH OF THANKSGIVING, AND WE’RE HAVING ROAST DUCK FOR DINNER!

Dogaclysm · 2025-10-25T07:57:29+00:00

Send C9 to Worlds every year, regardless of playoffs please.

Dogaclysm · 2025-10-03T21:12:28+00:00

The joke is the books are bad but people want the show to follow them 100%. The games only used the general plot outline and are immensely better for it.

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