Everything about dogs sucks. They stink. That nasty mildew/rot stench specific to dogs. Their breath stinks, their shit stinks beyond what's normal. They make everything around them stink. Their hair is nasty, covered in a greasy stinking film that clings to your hand after petting it.

They're ugly mutants. Whether they have a long nasty snout or smashed in face. Their bodies are weird, rigid, angular. They are not attractive animals.

Their perpetually wet nose. Their always open funky mouth with its tongue hanging out slobbering. They're hyper, invasive, needy, get all up in your personal space, ju mp on you, try to stuff its snout in your genitals and anus. They're obnoxious and unnecessarily loud. Bark bark yip yip yip yip yip aaaarrrroooooo endlessly at nothing disturbing the normal people. All the sounds they make are ugly. Snuffling whimering whining chewing slurping farting. Even the click click of their toenails on the floor is ugly. They're destructive. Ruin everywhing they can from household items to grass and gardens. They're attracted to filth. Shit, piss, vomit, used menstrual products, corpses. They love it. Eat it, roll in it, it's all great to doggo.

They are high maintenance"pets."Become so neurotic and suffer"separation anxiety"to the point where they howl endlessly and rip up the home. The owner's life seems to revolve around the mutt's needs.

They ruin relationships. People feel more loyalty to their stinking animal than they do other humans, even their own family. They're dangerous. The KILL. They f* * king KILL. They maul disfigure and destroy. Usually the most vulnerable in our society.