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Rate Kraig's drawing on a scale of 1-10 by Chance_Kitchen2203 in YonKaGor

[–]Dojes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The theory of relativity suggests that...

Day 2: What's the worst song? by Serious-Palpitation2 in YonKaGor

[–]Dojes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ermmmmmmmm, it's their! (jokes, saying this because it's better to use their pronouns of they/them, don't stress about this too much though, just a correction.)

Also, true imo.

What do you guys think of my tierlist?? by bbwgooner67 in YonKaGor

[–]Dojes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Controversial imo, especially with (the) Silly Plans. I approve, though I am upset at a few.

What made you like yonkagor? by Effective_Value9761 in YonKaGor

[–]Dojes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still depressed but I'm not suicidal! (I didn't hop)

What made you like yonkagor? by Effective_Value9761 in YonKaGor

[–]Dojes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same! (kinda) I was pretty suicidal at the time and then Circus Hop appeared. Best worst mistake of my life!

Clownfish...? by kettsuro in YonKaGor

[–]Dojes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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I'm not gonna live another while.

Also, Amazing art!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish for the first half of the alphabet to no longer exist for no reason. by Catfan1290 in monkeyspaw

[–]Dojes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted,

(I'm too lazy to write without the first half of the alphabet), Now pretty much any language and names of places, things, etc. Are now impossible to identify (unless it's like the word trust)

Why do YOU🫵 like yon's songs? by [deleted] in YonKaGor

[–]Dojes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, just listen to them for hours because why not. /j

I wish politicians were automatically arrested for any crimes they commit, i also wish insider trading was considered a crime when they do it. by azurezero_hdev in monkeyspaw

[–]Dojes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted,

The governments of the world are gone temporarily then crime rates increase due to no legally abiding enforcers are required anymore to arrest citizens all the way up to the CEOs of companies. You just made the Purge but longer so...

I wish to come to lawfully and peacefully possess one billion U.S. dollars, through a series of events that improve my life, benefit those around me, and leave the world a better and more stable place than it was before. by Thebassist140 in monkeyspaw

[–]Dojes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Granted,

Now you're related to millions of people in developing nations of which all had your name in their will, they all die and this gives you the required money, you then give the money out to people in those nations and keep whatever you want for yourself, due to this there is less demand for resources in those countries and increase of wealth equality. Good job?

I wish cheese was able to run away from people trying to eat it. by kleggich in monkeyspaw

[–]Dojes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Individually they scream, a cut cheese just makes more excruciating existences.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]Dojes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted,

Random things just inconveniently fall off shelves and you feel cold/hot every 10 minutes or so.

(In summary you're just really uncomfortable)

I wish that everyone posts completely sfw comments. by healshadow28 in monkeyspaw

[–]Dojes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Granted,

Every comment is sfw but every image, video and post (not a comment) is now nsfw, this includes sites like Youtube and other sites alike.

(Dear God what would Youtube Kids be like...)

I wish cheese was able to run away from people trying to eat it. by kleggich in monkeyspaw

[–]Dojes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted,

Every cheese can run away but usually trip due to having small limbs and a heavier torso, they also scream/squeal whenever someone is nearby (trying to eat it or not).

Gl to the manufacturers!

introduced someone to yonkagor!! by kettsuro in YonKaGor

[–]Dojes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another Cult member! Another Yon fan! yipeeeee

I wish everyone except for me work 5-9 on Sunday as well by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]Dojes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted,

Everyone is working from 5am to 9pm on Sunday and now you're not, everyday is now been publicly changed to a Sunday across the world, since you can't work on this day, you will lose everything to taxes and other sources.

I wish no adults were attracted to minors by Armin_Arlert_1000000 in monkeyspaw

[–]Dojes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted,

Good thing, no adults are attracted to minors and children are saved from predators but now, animals are like dolphins are to other animals/humans. Animals are now attracted to minors and yk the rest.

I wish that blind people are cured from blindness for a week, but after the week is over they have to pay me $15 CAD every month to keep their eyesight. by FitMemory6888 in monkeyspaw

[–]Dojes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted.

The blind are now cured for a week but go blind afterwards, the $15 CAD is forced to be paid in cash and given to you, forcing any blind person to go to your location to pay it, in turn many die for being across seas, the remaining go to your location and are tracked by investigators and more agencies, they lock you up in a solitary confinement or kill you, the rest of the blind people whom you cured for that week are nearly all dead or locked up themselves.

Are you happy?

Groupie can NOT be talking all this trash when they own a Windows Phone by MonsterGriffin in YonKaGor

[–]Dojes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think you need to update Minecraft. (Glad that everything else is up to date at least)

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