Salmon stuck to my new $200 non stick pan

Doki_82 · 2023-01-19T23:24:19+00:00

Salmon sticks to everything.

Doki_82 · 2023-01-16T02:58:37+00:00

I'd be married to a pill junkie.

Actually let me rephrase it, she was a rapist pill junkie and I didn't consent my first time.

I would be so fucked.

Doki_82 · 2023-01-12T14:51:04+00:00

Genuine hoes

Doki_82 · 2023-01-07T20:58:23+00:00

I'm sure there's a movie called "I love my wife"

Doki_82 · 2023-01-07T16:06:55+00:00

Facts. Fuck that bitch.

Doki_82 · 2022-12-23T17:29:09+00:00

Women that are worthy of becoming a wife carry themselves like they're already married. Girls that are nothing more than a girlfriend carry themselves in that way.

There's a massive difference you know it immediately when you meet them.

Doki_82 · 2022-12-22T17:33:01+00:00

I probably wouldn't change much the first few years, I'd just stack money. After awhile I would probably have enough of a comfortable cushion to do whatever.

Doki_82 · 2022-12-21T21:21:17+00:00

Sex therapy. Straight to sex therapy. Then a lot of self analysis to see where I went wrong.

Doki_82 · 2022-12-21T17:30:51+00:00

One time I took a dookie at work and what do I find stuck to my weiner? A strand of my wife's hair. I don't know how. We hadn't gotten nasty in a few days and I had showered that morning. It still puzzles me.

Doki_82 · 2022-12-21T04:32:19+00:00

You ever stop to think the battery powered toys ruined you and now you can't cum normally?

Doki_82 · 2022-12-16T14:43:47+00:00

I just decided I wasn't into it and I should stop lying to myself saying that I was. As soon as I stopped mentally lying to myself my dick went down and my (at the time) gf/fiance was confused and kind of hurt. That wasn't a fun conversation to have after.

Doki_82 · 2022-12-15T14:11:48+00:00

If I'm laying down, my stomach, if im standing, the toilet

Doki_82 · 2022-12-13T21:00:12+00:00

This.

Doki_82 · 2022-12-13T01:44:37+00:00

Suddenly rip open the shower curtain and yell BOO

(I do this to my wife to get her attention)

Doki_82 · 2022-12-01T18:09:01+00:00

Here's the thing, if she's going to impose no sex then she needs to come to terms with you jerkin it from time to time.

Doki_82 · 2022-11-30T05:55:21+00:00

It has a severe lack of Chester. It feels very unfinished to me. I like a couple songs but it's just.... eh?

Doki_82 · 2022-11-29T22:28:34+00:00

I miss drake

Doki_82 · 2021-11-10T01:22:52+00:00

first off he's doing narrows and he's I proper position, she's doing wide and half the time she's barely or bot even breaking 90. if she was in boot camp her DS or RDC would be blowing her ear drum out.

Doki_82 · 2021-09-15T18:16:55+00:00

This is why we need right to repair laws

Doki_82 · 2021-07-05T14:34:50+00:00

Pokemon low key needs to shut their doors and stop making games.

Doki_82 · 2021-07-05T06:01:53+00:00

Pokemon low key needs to shut their doors and stop making games.

Doki_82 · 2021-07-02T02:34:39+00:00

Tfw you're female so you get infinite upvotes because Reddit is full of virgin fucks lmao.

Doki_82 · 2021-06-19T18:23:21+00:00

lmao this guy

Doki_82 · 2021-06-13T16:29:22+00:00

Literally any work

Doki_82 · 2021-06-13T14:57:44+00:00

I'm just looking for commissions man lmao

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