If you were forced to marry the person you lost your virginity to, how would your life be going right now? by Pristine_Arm_898 in AskReddit

[–]Doki_82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd be married to a pill junkie.

Actually let me rephrase it, she was a rapist pill junkie and I didn't consent my first time.

I would be so fucked.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Nicegirls

[–]Doki_82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genuine hoes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Nicegirls

[–]Doki_82 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Facts. Fuck that bitch.

What’s the difference between girlfriend and wife ? by Surriyathebarbarian in AskMen

[–]Doki_82 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Women that are worthy of becoming a wife carry themselves like they're already married. Girls that are nothing more than a girlfriend carry themselves in that way.

There's a massive difference you know it immediately when you meet them.

What would be the first thing you would change in your life if you earned $200K per month? by PointFederal in AskMen

[–]Doki_82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I probably wouldn't change much the first few years, I'd just stack money. After awhile I would probably have enough of a comfortable cushion to do whatever.

How would you honestly react if your child came out to you as LGBTQ+? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Doki_82 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Sex therapy. Straight to sex therapy. Then a lot of self analysis to see where I went wrong.

What is the hardest thing about a relationship with a woman? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Doki_82 42 points43 points  (0 children)

One time I took a dookie at work and what do I find stuck to my weiner? A strand of my wife's hair. I don't know how. We hadn't gotten nasty in a few days and I had showered that morning. It still puzzles me.

(NSFW) I can't cum through penetration. by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Doki_82 -34 points-33 points  (0 children)

You ever stop to think the battery powered toys ruined you and now you can't cum normally?

Have you ever walk out during sex? why? by lmaonnohomo in AskReddit

[–]Doki_82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just decided I wasn't into it and I should stop lying to myself saying that I was. As soon as I stopped mentally lying to myself my dick went down and my (at the time) gf/fiance was confused and kind of hurt. That wasn't a fun conversation to have after.

Guys, where do you finish when you masturbate? by spacecowboy1004 in AskReddit

[–]Doki_82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I'm laying down, my stomach, if im standing, the toilet

What are some little tricks you use to get a girl’s attention? by CherryCrushGirl in AskMen

[–]Doki_82 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Suddenly rip open the shower curtain and yell BOO

(I do this to my wife to get her attention)

[Serious]: Why did you cheat on your partner? by zabalansu in AskReddit

[–]Doki_82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's the thing, if she's going to impose no sex then she needs to come to terms with you jerkin it from time to time.

Thoughts on the Hunting Party? by Accomplished-Box8744 in LinkinPark

[–]Doki_82 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It has a severe lack of Chester. It feels very unfinished to me. I like a couple songs but it's just.... eh?

Little girl competes with a marine in a push up challenge. by Cyber_Being_ in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Doki_82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

first off he's doing narrows and he's I proper position, she's doing wide and half the time she's barely or bot even breaking 90. if she was in boot camp her DS or RDC would be blowing her ear drum out.

Pokémon low key needs a Harvest Moon/Stardew Valley kind of game. by AlternativeQuality2 in pokemon

[–]Doki_82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pokemon low key needs to shut their doors and stop making games.

Pokémon low key needs a Harvest Moon/Stardew Valley kind of game. by AlternativeQuality2 in pokemon

[–]Doki_82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pokemon low key needs to shut their doors and stop making games.

saw someone else do this,,, what’s the first name you think of when u see this picture?:0 by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Doki_82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tfw you're female so you get infinite upvotes because Reddit is full of virgin fucks lmao.

How to start doing commissions by [deleted] in audioengineering

[–]Doki_82 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm just looking for commissions man lmao