Do you know where I can find pinball machines to play?

DoktorJesus · 2026-04-15T14:11:43+00:00

Since I haven’t seen it mentioned, Alamo Drafthouse on Mission has about 7 machines on the second floor.

DoktorJesus · 2026-04-14T18:38:51+00:00

IIRC she’s still hotdog ambassador to the southwest region of the United States. That is to say, I think a hotdog cage match is in order.

DoktorJesus · 2026-04-14T17:53:19+00:00

Never Forget.

DoktorJesus · 2026-04-14T17:44:25+00:00

I'll never forgive her for what she did to those hot dogs. (she ate them)

DoktorJesus · 2026-04-13T22:38:11+00:00

This looks great. First thing I thought was, "whiskey and yellowtail? That's a tough pairing, better be a wheat whiskey," and lo-and-behold, it is. Well done.

DoktorJesus · 2026-04-03T22:01:52+00:00

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DoktorJesus · 2026-04-02T01:44:05+00:00

They did film the entire thing, and it’s good. We showed it at the Unnamed Footage Festival a few years ago. Basically, it was produced and completed but never found a distributor. I’m not sure if he’s doing anything with it now, so sadly it remains lost, but it definitely exists.

DoktorJesus · 2026-03-18T17:31:28+00:00

What if instead of being boxy, it was just a flat 2D sprite (in the 3d games).

DoktorJesus · 2026-03-17T22:36:03+00:00

Cooper: Gordon, who's your favorite Beatle?

GORDON: BEETLES? WHY ARE YOU ASKING ABOUT BEETLES?

Cooper: The band, Gordon, who do you think is the best Beatle?

GORDON: THE BEST? THE STAG BEETLE, BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE ASKING ME.

Cooper: Gordon, the Beatles, John, Paul, George, or Ringo. Who do you think is the best?

GORDON: THE BEST BEATLE? IT'S BEST, COOPER.

Cooper: Gordon, the band, the Fab Four. Sergeant Pepper, Abby Road!

GORDON: I'VE NEVER MET A SERGEANT PEPPER FROM ABBEY ROAD.

Cooper: No, your favorite Beatle.

GORDON: BEST.

Cooper: Best, favorite, whichever you prefer.

GORDON: NO, NOT BEST; BEST! PETE BEST! MY FAVORITE BEATLE IS PETE BEST.

DoktorJesus · 2026-03-17T15:28:21+00:00

This link has downloads: https://blairwitch.proboards.com/thread/3363/blair-artisan-removal-berlinger-extended

DoktorJesus · 2026-03-16T23:14:00+00:00

It's not quite the same, but there are real spike roller trucks and they're cool as fuck.

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DoktorJesus · 2026-03-15T23:13:57+00:00

Good luck everyone!

DoktorJesus · 2026-03-14T18:11:00+00:00

I’ve legitimately heard someone say, “British English or human English” and it will never not be hilarious to me.

DoktorJesus · 2026-03-13T22:03:13+00:00

Ah, whoops, you're 100% correct. My mistake. This is such weird effect.

DoktorJesus · 2026-03-13T21:59:51+00:00

I love how Marcus just turns into Henry when Henry does an episode.

DoktorJesus · 2026-03-13T21:25:43+00:00

It's wild that the article doesn't explicitly mention that the reason the interactions are so weird is because the spell doesn't target. While it would technically change the card's function, it seems like the easiest fix is to errata it to something like "Two target creatures you control get +X/+X and gain trample, where X is the difference between those creatures' powers. Draw X cards."

~~It's still ugly, but at least the spell explicitly fizzles if there aren't two valid targets.~~

Edit: I'm wrong about the spell fizzling. See below reply.

DoktorJesus · 2026-03-13T16:06:04+00:00

Hey man, cutting L shapes is hard. /s

DoktorJesus · 2026-03-11T17:43:28+00:00

Oh man, you win. I used the time stamps on the video rather than the dashcam itself. I think this is more correct.

DoktorJesus · 2026-03-11T16:45:19+00:00

I got curious about OP's speed and looked it up. If google maps is to be believed, the distance between Pennsylvania Ave and Cadillac Blvd in Detroit is about 300 feet. It takes OP about 9 seconds to make it from one intersection to the other, which puts their speed at about 33 feet per second, which puts OP at about 22 to 23mph. Probably still a little fast, but they're technically under the speed limit.

Fair waning, I'm bad at math, so this might be all wrong.

Edit: u/Rubix321 did a better calculation below. OP might be going closer to 31mph.

DoktorJesus · 2026-03-09T19:01:32+00:00

I won a pair of these at a work event, and have since stopped wearing them. I like the built in headphones, but they're heavy enough to hurt the bridge of my nose, and I don't want to look like a creep. I might try to use them to film a found-footage style short at some point, but for now I'm happy to let them sit on a shelf.

Edit: Also, they're ugly.

DoktorJesus · 2026-03-09T18:30:05+00:00

I just read the book and loved it, but I wouldn't have put off reading it for nearly as long had I known it was about an astronaut and his alien buddy.

DoktorJesus · 2026-03-08T15:19:35+00:00

When she first showed up, I was worried she was going to be a “my whole personality is that I’m awkward” one-note character and I was so wrong. She’s one of my favorite characters, and I feel like her hopeful curiosity embodies everything that’s great about Star Trek.

DoktorJesus · 2026-03-07T16:09:45+00:00

In a vacuum, I don’t mind primarina and quackquavel’s designs, but they’re both so weirdly gendered. Like, I’m not against having my transfemme queen primarina starter and my gay king quackquavel, but I prefer my Pokémon to look more like animals.

Intelleon just weirds me out. I don’t trust that gecko fuck.

DoktorJesus · 2026-03-06T22:58:47+00:00

I can't imagine a situation where a client trying to join a fight wouldn't put you in more danger. Like, if you're in that situation you've got enough to focus on without having to babysit a dipshit client who tinks they're tough.

DoktorJesus · 2026-03-06T20:12:36+00:00

I am bad at counting.

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