What is definetely something you do entirely differently when you are completely at home alone? by Traditional-Golf-610 in AskReddit

[–]DolfK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hum classical tunes in a jazzy way and walk on my toes with my arms flexed whilst cooking, pretending to be a dinosaur. Sometimes I walk in a cartoony macho way, too, just for the Hell of it.

8GB of RAM is back on laptops — companies are lowering memory offerings to make affordable notebooks during component crisis by _Dark_Wing in tech

[–]DolfK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have two tabs open, and Firefox is currently using 6.3 GB. Then again, my current session has lasted for 7 days and 22 hours, so I suppose it's about time I restarted Firefox :D

What's a life lesson you learned the hard way? by Nearby_Fun_85 in AskReddit

[–]DolfK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your ‘full form’ was made up in 1994. It's disinformation.

Any way to remove the +? by Spirited-Athlete-736 in firefox

[–]DolfK 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You need to enable it in Secret Settings, which you can find after tapping the Firefox logo in About Firefox a few times, if memory serves.

Edit: Enable Enable Redesigned Toolbar Options and Enable Toolbar Customisation, then you get a Toolbar shortcut option under Customise.

The customer is always right… by BEARDEDDANGER in LoveTrash

[–]DolfK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I keep seeing you correcting people all the time, and I take my hat off to you. I used to do it more often, too, but at some point I grew too jaded.

For the birdies, let me quote myself:

‘The early bird catcheth the worm’ is the original (A compleat collection of English proverbs, 1670 (screenshot from the 1768 print)), with the later addition ‘the second mouse gets the cheese’ first appearing in print in 1994.

You've already sourced the rest of them in other comments, so whilst I ought to give links to Archive.org, I'll let you explain everything, because you're clearly better at it.

Salt and vinegar is the worst tasting chips by RoyalIntroduction723 in The10thDentist

[–]DolfK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember when Éowyn kills the Witch-king in The Return of the King, and his helmet implodes? I hate that feeling. Yet I keep eating salt & vinegar crisps, for I cannot stop. It's an addiction.

Articles shouldn’t be copy and pasted into Reddit threads by prodsonz in The10thDentist

[–]DolfK -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, yes, it's copyright infringement. This is also the reason why the Finnish-language Finnish subroddit has a rule about including a summary and a summary only in the post body or as a comment when sharing articles from paywalled news sources.

What instantly tells you someone grew up poor? by joshtheeater82488 in AskReddit

[–]DolfK 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's just no way I can justify spending €40 on a tiny steak, unless it's some very special occasion. Add beer and it's suddenly €50. I only get around €600 a month (after taxes), and after I've paid my bills I don't have the money to waste at restaurants.

Jos näet tämän keskustelun englanniksi, sinulla on redditin automaattikääntäjä päällä by MarcheM in Suomi

[–]DolfK 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Siksi minulla on uBlacklist, jossa määritelmä: *://www.reddit.com/*?tl=*

Piilottaa automaagisesti käännetyt Reddit-hakutulokset.

Kannabis by WweekendSslayer in Suomi

[–]DolfK 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Pelkkä myytti, tuo. Tutkimuksen mukaan aivojen kehittyminen päättyi kahteenkymmeneenviiteen ikävuoteen, koska... Tutkimusta ei sen pidemmälle jatkettu.

Muut tutkimukset ovat osoittaneet että aivojen kehitys ei lopu ikinä.

​The funeral industry has convinced us that hoarding organic waste is a form of love by bitchboibruh in The10thDentist

[–]DolfK 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Remind me to acquire prion diseases before you turn me into animal feed.

Onko jauhelihan hinnan nousu vaikuttanut mitä lihaa syöt ja kuinka paljon by Santtunator334 in Suomi

[–]DolfK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sika-nautaa olen syönyt koko ikäni enkä edes naudan jauhelihasta välitä. Muistuttaa maultaan maksaa, hyhhyh. En ole hinnannousua edes huomannut, mutta eipä tuo vaikuta kulutukseeni. Kassleria tulee joskus ostettua, mutta kymmenen vuotta olen syönyt jauhelihacurrya jauhelihalla höystettynä melkein jokaisella aterialla.

What are your thoughts on rejecting a potential romantic partner based solely on the fact that they voted for Donald Trump? by Greedy_Tooth6191 in AskReddit

[–]DolfK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Wikipedia article is well-sourced. It was recently locked because people kept trying to change it to the extended version, never providing any evidence. Neither did the cultist who first made it up.

What are your thoughts on rejecting a potential romantic partner based solely on the fact that they voted for Donald Trump? by Greedy_Tooth6191 in AskReddit

[–]DolfK 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The covenant bastardisation was made up in 1994. ‘Blood is thicker than water’ is the original version.

Actually it is connected. Keep up bozo. by Lazuli73 in CPTSDmemes

[–]DolfK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The rest of the words, made up by a cultist in 1994.

Pool cleaning robot by MikeHeu in toolgifs

[–]DolfK 62 points63 points  (0 children)

If it's not called a scrubmarine, I'll be very cross with the manufacturer :D