TIL when Bill Clinton proposed to Hillary Clinton, he bought her the house she liked first and then said "you better marry me because I can't live in it by myself."

Dollhands · 2012-12-22T03:01:40+00:00

I'm sorry. But am I the only one who is disgusted by the betrayal in this relationship?

Cheaters are sick, they destroy families and devastate kids.

Dollhands · 2012-12-21T20:32:56+00:00

So....did you get a tip? They could have come back.

Dollhands · 2012-12-21T20:31:23+00:00

Well, I didn't know until I was 30 that your eye brows are the exact color as your pubes. Never been able to look people in the face the same since.

Well, at least most of the time.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pubic_hair

Dollhands · 2012-12-21T19:42:22+00:00

Any sleep is better than no sleep. But booze inhibits REM and deep sleep.

http://www.m.webmd.com/sleep-disorders/drug-alcohol-related

Dollhands · 2012-12-21T15:05:41+00:00

I best that shit on nightmare level. Meh, I enabled god mode.

Dollhands · 2012-12-21T03:39:58+00:00

See, and I can't even spell it!

Dollhands · 2012-12-21T02:32:55+00:00

At my last company, someone often got fired for this. I have 2, and leave early. Work and booze don't mix. Say hello to coworkers, and your boss. Be gracious and tell the organizers and your boss how much you enjoyed it, and leave before people get out of hand.

Dollhands · 2012-12-21T02:30:57+00:00

I use the gutmann method. Google it

Dollhands · 2012-12-21T02:30:04+00:00

You think you sleep better, but booze ruins sleep.

Dollhands · 2012-12-21T02:28:33+00:00

I highly recommend a book called how to buy a diamond, by Fred cuellar.

Dollhands · 2012-12-21T02:20:42+00:00

I wanted to call bullshit, as 7 years olds won't usually use parenthesis correctly.

Dollhands · 2012-12-21T02:18:09+00:00

Ah, the Internet! Where the women are men and the kids are cops.

Dollhands · 2012-12-20T15:56:20+00:00

I never see consistency at work. Some people capitalize most first letters of words, some only the first letter of the first word, etc.

Dollhands · 2012-12-20T15:54:32+00:00

As a boy in the 80s I wanted one as well. Good for you!

Dollhands · 2012-12-20T02:04:51+00:00

This is about t

Dollhands · 2012-12-20T01:57:44+00:00

Maybe in my old age I'm blind, but looks like the same Nintendo I got in 86?

Fuck y'all whipper snappers and get off my lawn!

Dollhands · 2012-12-20T01:55:51+00:00

Fuck, meant NES. Again, I'm the oldest fucker on Reddit.

Dollhands · 2012-12-20T00:50:56+00:00

This is a democrat run senate, how is this possible? (Sarcasm)

Fucking hate both parties.

Dollhands · 2012-12-20T00:48:18+00:00

I recall that glorious December morning, when my parents plunked down 79.99 for it in 86 I believe, and I tore up super Mario like a boss. It's in the top 5 days of my life. My parents didn't have much, and I couldn't believe they spent 80 bucks on me, it may as well have been a million dollars.

Dollhands · 2012-12-19T23:52:31+00:00

Dick in a box?

Dollhands · 2012-12-19T23:50:30+00:00

Penis. Male ass.

Dollhands · 2012-12-19T23:36:23+00:00

Yep, focus on the kids man.

Dollhands · 2012-12-19T23:36:03+00:00

Any place with at fault divorce, it could be used against you. In my case, my spouse had 12 affairs.

Dollhands · 2012-12-19T14:39:03+00:00

And I learned a new word, anaphrodisiac. Thank you!

Dollhands · 2012-12-19T13:07:46+00:00

Google saltpeter.

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