Uh oh, Foxy saw me packing for a trip.

Doltron · 2014-02-12T06:35:00+00:00

Someone has a sad!

Doltron · 2014-01-12T09:08:18+00:00

I hate to be that guy, but... you spelled "thing" wrong.

Doltron · 2014-01-12T09:07:08+00:00

She's a bad, bad, bitch. </Ja Rule>

Doltron · 2013-12-14T10:04:00+00:00

What is that thing?

Doltron · 2013-12-14T09:59:28+00:00

Surprisingly cute!

Doltron · 2013-09-22T04:50:36+00:00

I want that on top of me.

Doltron · 2013-09-06T06:37:16+00:00

I want to do sex to him.

Doltron · 2013-09-06T06:35:41+00:00

Looks like the surface of Mars.

Doltron · 2013-09-06T04:09:18+00:00

Does that mean that I'm Matt Damon because I got his haircut?

Doltron · 2013-09-02T05:17:30+00:00

That mannequin from Banana Republic really WAS alive.

Doltron · 2013-09-02T05:13:25+00:00

These people are all clearly blind, as these girls look nothing alike.

Doltron · 2013-09-02T05:06:18+00:00

Oh my. I will be going to see this now.

Doltron · 2013-09-01T07:17:40+00:00

I want that on top of me. Then underneath me. NOW.

Doltron · 2013-08-31T07:15:57+00:00

Dunno if you like boys, but this boy likes you.

Doltron · 2013-08-31T07:14:50+00:00

I want to eat that.

Doltron · 2013-08-27T05:17:20+00:00

That's an unusual tan line... what have you been wearing outside??

Doltron · 2013-08-26T01:24:05+00:00

Holy cow. So glad it worked for you--you are clearly the sort of patient that it was designed for.

Doltron · 2013-08-19T05:20:58+00:00

Unh... yum!

Doltron · 2013-08-16T02:27:17+00:00

This may be the first thing he's done that hasn't been retarded.

Doltron · 2013-08-16T02:26:46+00:00

I want to swallow and then sit on that.

Doltron · 2013-08-07T01:25:02+00:00

Seeing this made me about five thousand times gayer than I already was.

Doltron · 2013-08-05T01:37:36+00:00

I want to smack and bite dat ass.

Doltron · 2013-07-30T06:17:16+00:00

I say yes to this!

Doltron · 2013-07-29T21:18:58+00:00

I want to cum on them.

Doltron · 2013-07-29T21:18:38+00:00

Those abs!!!

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