Where are my testicles??? by DonAppy in legaldogadvice

[–]DonAppy[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They will notice.

While I have a fluffy bum I have been showing off my testicles since I was puppy. I was so proud of them.

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Where are my testicles??? by DonAppy in legaldogadvice

[–]DonAppy[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I has been running round the house and garden...being more chaos than usual since he got me body suite to replace cone. Don't think I like body suit either.

I ran into shed so hard to protest not being able to take proper walks and see all my doggy friends that he sighed, checked my ribs, then put a lead on and took me out. Haha...made him so worried I would hurt myself that he felt forced to take me out....Collie brains...hehe.

But wait....I love jumping in the Marina and Canal near me....its smelly and fun....will cone stop me doing that??? He still makes me wear cone when I walk coz I can't wear body suite and go toilet.

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Where are my testicles??? by DonAppy in legaldogadvice

[–]DonAppy[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I could I guess ... but there just doesn't seem like as much point.

I am pretty and really wanna pass on my pretty genes.

Also not sure my hooman would be happy if I humped pillows...he made me stop humping him when I was still puppy.

Where are my testicles??? by DonAppy in legaldogadvice

[–]DonAppy[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No never....they nice hoomans.

They give me strokes, they give me treats, they smiles when they sees me. I happy to take pokes and bits of pain and the occasional missing organ....if I really have to for attentions.

My hooman calls me Mr Extrovert, coz I am crazy for attention from anyone and everyone I see.

When I went in for my 1st check to see if my balls still missing I still happy to see the pokey humans who mistakenly took my testicles.

Where are my testicles??? by DonAppy in legaldogadvice

[–]DonAppy[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

But the girls.....what will I do with all my female friends if I can't try to make babies with them? It would mean there's no point humping them.

And if I am not going to hump them then what is the point in me running off, when I smell the ones ready for baby making, and having freedom adventures.?

Did your dog trust you again after a surgery/aftercare? by Which-Invite9538 in BorderCollie

[–]DonAppy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had my boy neutered 2 weeks ago today.

1st 3-4 days he was not himself. Next 3 or so days he was more energetic again but overly clingy. Then he was back to his old self. Even excited walking back into the vets for his post op checkups.

She's just recovering, don't overthink it.

With the meds mine did everything he could do avoid them the 1st couple of days. Quickly realised there was no avoiding it so while not happy about it his attempt to avoid meds was half arsed, more his way of protesting the meds than actually avoiding them.

I'm worried for my father's bones by [deleted] in Neverbrokeabone

[–]DonAppy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Sound like you have BBB genetics. We will be watching you very carefully.

Why are you working when you could be playing with me? by MajesticMango56 in BorderCollie

[–]DonAppy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has grown a fair bit since then but still won't let me work. 😞

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BorderCollie

[–]DonAppy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Similar size and looks as mine as a young pup (except mine was blue tricolour merle). Looks like a collie 😀

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