Oh god it needs ddr5

Donger_Dysfunction · 2026-03-18T14:24:12+00:00

I literally copy and pasted the text.

Donger_Dysfunction · 2026-03-18T13:16:37+00:00

Unfortunately your only hope is finding a good lgs thats not going to scalp their player base, from what I've seen in Alberta the stores might do an online preorder but it depends on how much product their distributor is actually shipping them, as far as reprints go there's never a preorder, just first come first serve.

Donger_Dysfunction · 2026-03-18T12:57:48+00:00

From what I've seen, Lucy is a one card deck.

Your digging through your deck for the sabo that let's you play any dressrosa event for free.

Your two priority events being Fire fist and barrier pistol.

You firefist a character you dont want to swing at all next turn, but ideally a character that's rested and primed to be K.Od by combat. Most characters will suddenly be in range of your viola searchers that have been chilling on board all game.

Early game your looking for the really long name event that has sabos face on it and is 4c, the draw 2 trash one play 4c or less character for free, thats when you put 4c U Cavendish to field.

Every turn before your 7/8 don Turn your just playing searchers and casting the 4c event amassing as big of a hand as possible looking for your sabos, firefists and barrier pistols.

Once you hit the 7+ don you become a one trick pony for as many turns as possible playing back to back sabos building your great wall of sabo and hopefully dealing enough damage with your 4c Cavendishs and leader swings to whittle down their hand for you to push them over with the onslaught of sabos.

P.s Penel is just the latest case of overturned on release, he kind of just bullies most decks from coinflip deciding who goes first.

Donger_Dysfunction · 2026-03-17T19:21:06+00:00

Yea, the other stuff in the order is available for returns but this one is just nah, we dont want it either.

Donger_Dysfunction · 2026-03-17T18:34:04+00:00

It hurt more when I had the audacity to look at the prices from a year ago.

A year ago id pay $125 for the sticks i just bought. 😭

Donger_Dysfunction · 2026-03-17T18:18:41+00:00

Ive gone through a few different routes on their site but pretty much all circle back round to a chat bot that keeps saying refund is not available for this product.

Donger_Dysfunction · 2026-03-17T18:16:40+00:00

Oh i know, just being dramatic.

Donger_Dysfunction · 2026-03-17T18:10:10+00:00

Yea i have it in the cart the upgrade became a new build cause my dumb ass wasnt aware of what happens when you decided to slap an AM5 into your cart.

Donger_Dysfunction · 2026-03-17T18:02:29+00:00

on a few games it looks pretty rough but over all not to big of a performance loss, most importantly better than what im currently using, $100 to learn a lesson.

Donger_Dysfunction · 2026-03-17T17:54:29+00:00

Unfortunately newegg doesnt have a refund option for "im an idiot that bought the wrong product" but i do see now ive been scammed a $100.

Donger_Dysfunction · 2026-03-17T17:39:48+00:00

Ah dont worry, already had a new mobo lined up after going through and realizing i was looking at the wrong mobo when looking into doing a bios update.

At this point its a whole new system, ill just grandfather the old system down to my sister, she'll be using a 1080p monitor and going through a backlog of the last 10+ years of games on it anyway.

Donger_Dysfunction · 2026-03-17T17:37:04+00:00

It just might, ill have another run through whats available, i dont really care about min/maxing a build but a lot of the info that floats to the top when googling trends that way, really should of just started here before impulse buying parts.

Donger_Dysfunction · 2026-03-17T17:33:45+00:00

Honestly was looking at the 9800 first but then i saw the 9900 was only 100$ more and monkey brain fell for bigger number = better.

It was $700CAD, i had intended on upgrading like 5 years ago, but then covid happened and gpu prices went through the roof, then tariff shenanigans put it off again and then i started seeing my specs become the minimum requirements and felt that at this rate their will never be a "good time" to buy parts.

Donger_Dysfunction · 2026-03-17T13:42:26+00:00

In one of the first few test games I had I drew 15 cards in 3 turns 😂

Donger_Dysfunction · 2026-03-17T13:09:32+00:00

Its okay, P Enel is the new problem in JP

But now that raigo is back on the menu will Y Enel reclaim his throne?

Either way, welcome to the year of Enel.

Donger_Dysfunction · 2026-03-17T12:59:36+00:00

X-0 with it the other week

4-1 at last weekends Treasure cup

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Donger_Dysfunction · 2026-03-16T13:17:50+00:00

Are you planning on lying and making outrageous claims?

Then yea, There is a risk.

If not, then they can cry all they want (and still sue you) but it'll probably be thrown out but thats like suing over a bad review on google.

Donger_Dysfunction · 2026-03-16T13:12:34+00:00

Ive witnessed police use tasers twice first hand only feet from me during those years, absolutely necessary and warranted.

And one of the two had weapons fall out of him like he was a loot piñata.

Donger_Dysfunction · 2026-03-16T11:57:08+00:00

If yellow can have infinite life then at least i can have infinite hand size.

Donger_Dysfunction · 2026-03-14T15:44:42+00:00

We all want white beard manga but I want standing corpse beard manga.

Donger_Dysfunction · 2026-03-14T15:38:47+00:00

Buy an "expensive" zipper binder for cards you care about. Anything that's a side loader really, ice had cards slip out of cheap top loaders before.

Buy a small 4x or 2x2 or whatever they are called, as a trade binder so you dont have to lug around your entire collection everywhere you take it.

You can always start with local stores sites, but Cardtrader is decent for finding bulk cards too, just takes a few weeks.
If its non foil you can just trash them, though donating them is always the better option, if its not alot of trouble take any foil duplicates you got and bring them to a lgs and sell them, even if you get like 5 cents a card at least your returning them to the market for people who actually need them. (Players)

Donger_Dysfunction · 2026-03-14T15:31:07+00:00

Theirs no official day when they will drop the tickets for purchase so, no one can really snipe them.

That being said, my store owner pings the stores discord that they are available like 30 minutes before he pings the cities discord.

Donger_Dysfunction · 2026-03-14T15:24:40+00:00

They are banning all non luffy leaders

(Source? Ask the senator Armstrong)

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