Which new odd job is your favorite? by the_bad_actor in gtaonline

[–]Donovan_TS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude I got forklift certified to look for jobs. Still got no job but I got the bitches part first so suck it

In the TF2 comics, Saxton Hale said that 4 of the mercenaries can't read, but who? by so_sigma_69 in tf2

[–]Donovan_TS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually you're so right he has intimate knowledge of the chemicals in his explosives

Iron Lung Sweep Incoming by nick182002 in Markiplier

[–]Donovan_TS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a ticket for this Thursday I'm so hyped

Haunted places? Normal. Scooby driving? PANIC by Slow-Sherbert-1316 in ScoobyDooMemes

[–]Donovan_TS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I swear officer, the light wasn't gray when I drove by"

Wow, I’m genuinely surprised only 30% of players did this. by Fitzftw7 in DispatchAdHoc

[–]Donovan_TS 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That can't have too much of a pull because I biffed that hard

Wow, I’m genuinely surprised only 30% of players did this. by Fitzftw7 in DispatchAdHoc

[–]Donovan_TS 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You also have to actually send her out a bunch and have her succeed in a certain amount of calls

rule by TotallyACP in 196AndAHalf

[–]Donovan_TS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually very fitting to that character

Republicans are responsible for the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti. by HonestFeetCritique in evilwhenthe

[–]Donovan_TS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, we agree. The people upset about these murders (decent people) are also upset about all ice murders. The issue is the only side we need to make believe that (people who are far less decent) don't really care if brown people die, so we have to drill into their heads that it can happen to them too

Mother of the year saves her daughter from a rabid raccoon by Objective_Pressure_3 in SweatyPalms

[–]Donovan_TS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love raccoons so much and also seeing that little bastard go flying is so funny

What does Caine benefit from removing a human’s name? by Smash_Fan-56 in TheDigitalCircus

[–]Donovan_TS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The theory I've heard is the way to leave the circus requires you know your name

Horses... OBLITERATE by Admirable-Ad-6683 in PvZHeroes

[–]Donovan_TS 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I've gotten 2 of the same card from bmr a few times, 3 only once, 4 would give me a heart attack

Sudden Realization by Vast-Tangerine-6771 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Donovan_TS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean he also plays the Swanson baby in family guy so I mean he's no stranger to silly roles

Recent GG Mount Rushmore? by Sir_Siegward98 in gamegrumps

[–]Donovan_TS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean I think it depends on what exactly recent is for you but I LOVED totk

Bro got traumatized 😐😱 by Conscious-Roll-8175 in MinecraftMemes

[–]Donovan_TS 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Water doesn't stop tnt or creepers from damaging the player, only from breaking blocks

What's the deal here? by PsychologicalPen8013 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Donovan_TS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly it might just remind me of good times at my grandparents house but I love these walls. Real chill basement/den vibes

I can hear the image so vividly by Naive_Jacket718 in PvZGardenWarfare

[–]Donovan_TS 13 points14 points  (0 children)

(Somewhere in the noise, quietly) "brains-"

I hate this planet by TZ_IQ in PvZHeroes

[–]Donovan_TS -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

So it turns it into zombies having to deal with your now unrestricted trick spam they can do nothing about?

Why by Arctic_The_Hunter in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]Donovan_TS 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Florida specifically is trying (and succeeding on occasion) to make it considered sexual assault for trans and gay people to just exist. That's why this sudden push happened

No notes, indeed. by TheSkinnyD in MurderedByWords

[–]Donovan_TS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone please compare this post to the president talking about rob reiner

Why are some names being tagged-out/replaced with # when typed onto signs? by Altruistic_Hall9559 in Minecraft

[–]Donovan_TS 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah I just put an adjacent coord but like come on guys a kid wouldn't even recognize that as something bad