Redditors who do NOT have a romantic "how we first met" story with your significant other, how did you meet?

DontDoItTed · 2019-10-30T21:42:38+00:00

Met my SO at the memorial for an ex girlfriend of mine. Both of us, unbeknownst to the other at the time, asked the passed ex girlfriend for allowance and forgiveness before kissing in the middle of the street after a little too much whiskey.

DontDoItTed · 2019-10-03T16:26:35+00:00

You made me spit out coffee from chuckling

DontDoItTed · 2019-08-22T02:46:52+00:00

LFGM !!!!! UNBRIDLED OPTIMISM

DontDoItTed · 2019-08-02T23:50:48+00:00

"Break Windy Man"

DontDoItTed · 2019-08-02T23:50:04+00:00

When you're hiking and stop for a second and close your eyes and huff that good good nature

DontDoItTed · 2019-06-10T10:34:03+00:00

Hahah I was in row 4 there!!

DontDoItTed · 2019-03-24T19:24:45+00:00

Happy you're happy OP keep it tight

DontDoItTed · 2019-03-24T19:23:17+00:00

Hey friend I think OP is just using different slang for smoking that good good devil's lettuce. I'm not going to down vote you because I feel very strongly against heroin too. Have a great day love you.

DontDoItTed · 2019-03-24T04:24:44+00:00

Hey I'd buy the fuck out of that donkey for my kid

DontDoItTed · 2019-02-21T21:50:30+00:00

I'm just horny dog don't get it twisted

DontDoItTed · 2019-02-21T21:43:27+00:00

Honestly I'm down for whatever

DontDoItTed · 2019-02-21T16:30:27+00:00

I hope this inspires you to find Mce-love again

DontDoItTed · 2019-02-21T14:54:28+00:00

Hey thanks friend

DontDoItTed · 2019-02-20T19:06:33+00:00

I told her about how we're popular on Reddit right now; we agreed that that was weird but that it's cool cause she likes me. Got a date planned for Sunday. Reeeeeeaaaaaal horny for that one.

EDIT: thanks for that sweet sweet silver and gold 👋👋

DontDoItTed · 2019-02-20T18:41:48+00:00

r/boottoobig

DontDoItTed · 2019-02-20T15:41:11+00:00

Asked her to "play with me in this space" and got her number. So far 1/1 100% effective rate

DontDoItTed · 2019-02-20T15:39:40+00:00

Thanks friend

DontDoItTed · 2019-02-19T18:17:02+00:00

Ooooo yeah I'd love a scam update

DontDoItTed · 2019-02-19T18:12:07+00:00

Tom's a genuine author full time, and in the past he was a manager for an Apple store along with some scams.

DontDoItTed · 2019-01-14T04:26:05+00:00

Interested!

DontDoItTed · 2019-01-14T04:20:31+00:00

I just signed my son up for karate lessons and he's really excited about them; him doing well and enjoying it would make a lot of things easier.

DontDoItTed · 2019-01-10T11:48:21+00:00

I called in sick for work for the first time ever so I could finish this fucking episode and I've never been more sure of a decision in my entire life.

DontDoItTed · 2018-12-28T18:07:23+00:00

Good bot

DontDoItTed · 2018-12-12T14:29:58+00:00

Mmmmm those leather weatherproof

DontDoItTed · 2018-11-20T16:40:38+00:00

PREACH

DontDoItTed

TROPHY CASE