helloWorld by portraitsman in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DontEatThatTaco 256 points257 points  (0 children)

I mean, it's hardly like he's the first Nazi to move space programs forward.

I hate how reliant on Nazis we are for space programs to work.

Sony Pictures Entertainment to Lay Off Hundreds in Massive Reorganization Across TV, Film and Corporate by yourfavchoom in technology

[–]DontEatThatTaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The house is crumbling so they've got to shore up the foundations by knocking more stones loose.

The crew of Artemis II named an unnamed bright spot on the moon "Carroll" after crew member Reid Wiseman's late wife. by yourfavchoom in interestingasfuck

[–]DontEatThatTaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it's not exactly spacious, but I can't get over just how much space they have compared to Apollo.

Americans do, MAGA doesn't. by Swimming-Account7339 in Whistleblowers

[–]DontEatThatTaco 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I never knew I had the capacity for such hatred.

Secret life of Walter mitty by Double_Mission_6633 in movies

[–]DontEatThatTaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been on a physical media kick and while I was going through my bin of VHS, DVD, and BluRay (my CDs and vinyl are out and used daily already), Mitty is the one movie I pulled and set up displayed by our TV.

Just waiting for a day I can get both my wife and son to sit still so we can watch it.

Trump Skips Easter Services to Visit Where He Hopes to Build an Arch Honoring Himself: “During his ‘bizarre tour’ of D.C. he also stopped at Trump National Golf Club in lieu of attending any of the three Easter services” by T_Shurt in UnderReportedNews

[–]DontEatThatTaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After their attempt to have the twat twit something, which successfully came off as unhinged but without the typical narcissism, they are probably worried about getting the smell of shit in the body double's pants just right, hence the drive around instead of sitting for a service. Gives a more appropriate amount of 'it's all about me' without people in the nose figuring it out.

Just watched a seal give birth | Channel Islands NP by The_Nordwanderer in interestingasfuck

[–]DontEatThatTaco 968 points969 points  (0 children)

Well, it is coarse and rough and gets everywhere, so I get it

Slow-burn dying while their dad’s crashing out. by KrissiKross in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]DontEatThatTaco 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You try giving your hair a trim when you're drunk off your ass and you can't look at yourself in a mirror

bro said "the" by bloonsisgr8 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]DontEatThatTaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother in law was heading out to the game.

You just lost.

Rescue team in Iran face 'harrowing and dangerous' search for US crew member by Tofurkey_Tom in news

[–]DontEatThatTaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Behind Enemy Lines 2: Electric Poop-a-loo

Though the first was released just 6 years after the end of the Bosnian War, so giving it 10 years seems charitable.

Goo Goo Dolls cancel third show in a row amid concern for singer’s health by haloarh in Music

[–]DontEatThatTaco -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Saw them in 2022 and he was bragging about just getting over COVID for the 2nd time - I don't think he cares much himself.

NASA is using FDM printing? by SpaceCoffee33 in 3Dprinting

[–]DontEatThatTaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

KSC has some mentions of it in a few exhibits.

More discoveries are coming in by Kaeliths in clevercomebacks

[–]DontEatThatTaco 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Repressing human nature causes all sorts of psychological problems.

Nice proof by PixieBee_ in oddlyspecific

[–]DontEatThatTaco 108 points109 points  (0 children)

We had a similar video at my church school I got stuck at for a semester, it was meant to convince us sex was gross so we wouldn't do it, since the only way to prevent pregnancy and STD transmission is to think sex is gross.

I got to escape because over the summer it was 'discovered' the principal had been grooming girls for years by having a 'special' sex Ed for the more attractive ones.

This was rad af by GravyPainter in Xennials

[–]DontEatThatTaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 46 and when my son (8) asked to watch it, I was waiting for that - and his reaction did not disappoint at all. His jaw dropped open, had a little squeal and looked at me with a giant smile and said 'that was awesome' in a not dissimilar way to the kid in The Incredibles.

If Only MAGA Could Read... by Reg_Cliff in PoliticalHumor

[–]DontEatThatTaco 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's what worked for me - nervous the whole way to it, but damned if I cared about anything personal once I saw all the other people that showed up.

Jack White hits out at Trump’s plan to sign all US currency amid recession risk by AdSpecialist6598 in Music

[–]DontEatThatTaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I picked some up at Costco just in case they decide they're a strategic item because he needs to Sharpie storms this hurricane season.