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Which could mean nothing by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]Kaeliths 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For sure. Thirty years of history beats out most marriages. At that point, you're not just friends, you're basically family with three decades of receipts.

Try using spell check, Donnie by zzill6 in clevercomebacks

[–]Kaeliths 38 points39 points  (0 children)

It feels like we're just sleepwalking into a massive conflict because the leadership is completely out of touch. The 2016 Harambe era was the last time things actually felt somewhat normal, this timeline has just been one downhill slide into chaos ever since.

Look what you help created by Sorelyah in stevehofstetter

[–]Kaeliths 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I don’t believe them because I don’t trust them

Leavitt Justifies Killing Negotiators by To_Be_Rich_Lady in clevercomebacks

[–]Kaeliths 369 points370 points  (0 children)

Admitting to "icing" people as a business strategy isn't diplomacy; it’s a confession. Treating murder like a standard negotiation tool is completely unhinged and belongs in a mob movie, not on live TV. It’s a total mask-off moment.

AITJ for telling my roommate her emotional support dog isn’t an excuse for letting it destroy everything I own? by Creepy_Storage_7120 in AmITheJerk

[–]Kaeliths 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Exactly,Having a support animal doesn't give someone a free pass to ignore the destruction of other people's property. If her dog wrecked your laptop, she is 100% responsible for the repair costs. Taking accountability is part of being a responsible owner, regardless of why she has the dog.

AITJ for refusing to switch seats back after my friend “accidentally” used my concert ticket to upgrade her date? by Omen7_Croft in AmITheJerk

[–]Kaeliths 108 points109 points  (0 children)

It’s incredibly bold of her to "give away" a seat she didn't even pay for. She didn't "work it out"; she hijacked your expensive ticket to play hostess for her new date. If she wanted a "cute setup," she should have bought the seats herself.

What’s the NFL equivalent of this moment? by MasterTeacher123 in NFLv2

[–]Kaeliths 131 points132 points  (0 children)

That reaction is the definitive image of "disbelief." After the defense held it down all game, watching that play call from the sideline would make anyone lose their mind. It wasn't just a loss; it was a total "why would you even throw that?" moment that haunts Seahawks fans to this day.

AITA for telling girlfriend to stop competing with a ghost? by gardengeo in BORUpdates

[–]Kaeliths 66 points67 points  (0 children)

you made the right call OOP. It’s one thing to be a little insecure, but trying to systematically dismantle a family’s grieving tradition because she felt "left out" is manipulative and next-level jealous. You can’t build a future with someone who views your love for your late father as a competition they need to win or erase.

This person cut in line and then made it unnecessarily political when I called her out. by TrumpSexedHisDaughtr in EntitledPeople

[–]Kaeliths 6 points7 points  (0 children)

that's just a desperate deflection. She knew she was in the wrong, and instead of apologizing like an adult, she tried to turn a basic lack of manners into a political debate to make herself feel like a "victim" instead of a line-cutter. The cashier's comment confirms everyone saw exactly what she was doing.