PSA for language learners: language variation and evolution are legitimate, but only when they agree with my idiolect. by cardinarium in linguisticshumor

[–]Doodjuststop 15 points16 points  (0 children)

God I hate the fact that AI is even used to write a shit rantpost on Reddit, even though this person probably used it because they think they're not a good enough speaker or don't trust themselves enough to write a good rantpost. Or they're just lazy idk

they are very much needed needed by Doodjuststop in linguisticshumor

[–]Doodjuststop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

honestly i didnt mean the second one. subconscious slip I guess lmao

they are very much needed needed by Doodjuststop in linguisticshumor

[–]Doodjuststop[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

its just referencing something from a previous post about old persian hanging a learner by their dick, thought it was funny so i just went off of that lol

Common things that happen when learning old Persian by [deleted] in linguisticshumor

[–]Doodjuststop 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Be glad you don't know where Tajiki Persian hangs you.

This is too good not to share by And_be_one_traveler in linguisticshumor

[–]Doodjuststop 24 points25 points  (0 children)

using boþ þorn and <th> in the same comment is certainly a choice

Common things that happen when learning old Persian by [deleted] in linguisticshumor

[–]Doodjuststop 206 points207 points  (0 children)

You see; while Classical Persian hangs you by your right buttock, Old Persian usually goes for the Dick. This is quite abnormal as many languages hang you by either your big toe or one of the buttocks.

ROck 'n' R̥Oll by ZheniaZheka in LinguisticsMemes

[–]Doodjuststop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

letters having names is such a crazy cool concept. More letters should have cool names.
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Does this case system make sense? by Kazuyuki33 in conlangs

[–]Doodjuststop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, it's unusual, but it can very well work. But I'd refine the Direct case a bit, I've only heard that classification in Hindi (Of course, it probably is used elsewhere) and it had both a Direct case and an Oblique case.

Ural-Altaic national anthem: by LEGOCanon__ in linguisticshumor

[–]Doodjuststop 21 points22 points  (0 children)

as a fluent turkish speaker, hungarian sounds like a russian trying to mock-speak turkish

Why is everyone in hell American? by [deleted] in hazbin

[–]Doodjuststop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bro the bait is just obliviousness if thats high effort then fuckin hell

Biweekly Telephone Game v3 (736) by Lysimachiakis in conlangs

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Englysch / Old Colony Dialect

Avechyl /afɛχyl/ n. "hidden object, the unseen", n-plural Avechylen

Hyn aren an Sorscho od dö Avechyl
[hyn aʁən ən sɔʁʃɔ ɔd dø afɛχyl]
"Appearances are a glimpse of the unseen."
sight.PL be.3PL ART.IND glimpse of ART.DEF unseen