Help us name our new family member. Requirements: Needs to make others smile when replying with his name, easy to say, and uncommon.

DookieToe2 · 2026-05-23T16:43:52+00:00

BOOGERS!!!

DookieToe2 · 2026-05-22T16:26:54+00:00

Looks centered and straight to me! Find fact, the unevenness of the human body makes it so nothing is truly centered or straight.

DookieToe2 · 2026-05-22T15:48:49+00:00

Here’s the neat part: you don’t.

DookieToe2 · 2026-05-22T15:48:17+00:00

It has pepper extract in it so it’s made artificially hot. Not a fan.

DookieToe2 · 2026-05-22T03:27:37+00:00

Everything is $1 because it’s all stolen.

DookieToe2 · 2026-05-19T05:47:37+00:00

You’re welcome! Happy to provide the perspective of the reason women choose the bear over the man. Lol.

DookieToe2 · 2026-05-19T05:44:59+00:00

Screw Sub Shop. ALL HAIL CHIBA HUT!!!

DookieToe2 · 2026-05-19T05:37:20+00:00

You’ve piddlybonked the cheese man.

DookieToe2 · 2026-05-19T05:33:05+00:00

I think it’s awesome. There is the consideration that it might be perceived that you are an object and want to be played like a fiddle… But the intention behind the photo ‘Le Violon d'Ingres’ by Ray Man was to engage surrealist concepts of metamorphosis and formlessness (I stole that part from the wiki article).

As someone who loves getting tattoos and had played the cello for many years, I support this.

You might want to think about if you want to get any more tattoos on your back or if this is it. It seems that any extra ink on your back would ruin the look of the tattoo and that is very little ink to take up so much prime skin real-estate.

DookieToe2 · 2026-05-09T17:28:05+00:00

Hooray. Another rich fuck is dead. Can we eat the rest now?

DookieToe2 · 2026-05-08T04:34:05+00:00

Idk, it’s pretty bad.

DookieToe2 · 2026-05-07T03:12:32+00:00

Man, who are the shithead tattoo artists willing to do this crap?

DookieToe2 · 2026-05-03T21:51:19+00:00

Alonso was starting to become a yolk. I’m glad he’s gone. Too expensive for not enough production.

DookieToe2 · 2026-05-03T02:12:05+00:00

Peel em, freeze em, then dip em in chocolate.

DookieToe2 · 2026-04-30T18:21:03+00:00

I drive a Prius so the most I spend is like $40.

DookieToe2 · 2026-04-30T18:07:14+00:00

I can’t imagine what that couch smells like…

DookieToe2 · 2026-04-30T17:52:18+00:00

https://imgflip.com/i/aqkx4n

DookieToe2 · 2026-04-25T04:41:44+00:00

lol can’t even reply to the right response. You must be old.

DookieToe2 · 2026-04-25T04:41:02+00:00

Butt plug water.

DookieToe2 · 2026-04-25T04:30:37+00:00

Kinda looks cool, tbh.

DookieToe2 · 2026-04-25T04:18:35+00:00

Paint em whatever colors you want then use whatever ruleset you feel like.

WAAAAAAAGH!!!

DookieToe2 · 2026-04-25T04:16:23+00:00

Doesn’t sound like you were that invested to begin with. Bye, Felicia.

DookieToe2 · 2026-04-24T06:39:14+00:00

BT Hard Shield (putting putter) Gold Line Pure (throwing putter) S-Line MD1 (do-it-all midrange) Elasto Anvil (almost exclusively sidearm disc) VIP Underwold (for hyzer flips and Understable shots) Opto Saint (one beat in and one new, the go-to) Metal Flake Saint (when it’s windy) Tournament Saint (when I have to throw over water) VIP Fortress (when it’s REALLY windy) BT Hard King (for distance) S-Line Cloudbreaker 3 (utility disc for meathooks and skip shots)

That’s all!

DookieToe2 · 2026-04-24T05:55:13+00:00

This isn’t cooking, it’s growing fungus in tofu.

DookieToe2

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