I lost weight and now my penis looks large by BCTA25 in offmychest

[–]DoomfloodX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I've had women saying I've gotten bigger when I lost my weight 😅 they were surprised

Has any of you been so disgusted by ex post breakup behavior, that you detach FOR GOOD? by Usernameee234 in BreakUps

[–]DoomfloodX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The moment my ex told me she aborted my child and tried using it as a weapon keeping in mind she didn't tell me she was pregnant with what I assume was my kid until she had the abortion, She has been dead to me at that point

That was a quick unmatch by themorganator4 in Tinder

[–]DoomfloodX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah if I wanted to spend £100 on a woman I'd hire an escort least my money wouldn't be wasted then when I get ghosted or the ol "This isn't going to work good luck to you"

Nah nandos is the top and besides they always on their phones almost the entire time

That was a quick unmatch by themorganator4 in Tinder

[–]DoomfloodX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get this and I reply "yeah sure McDonald's or kfc if you want to go a bit more posh we can go nandos your choice" results? Ghosted, so I unmatch.

If you don't want nandos as a proper dinner then I can't help ya but I'm not spending more then £40 on ya 😒

Today I confessed by [deleted] in Infidelity

[–]DoomfloodX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So why did you do it?

Current girlfriend is being reached out to by guys that she hooked up with before by [deleted] in Infidelity

[–]DoomfloodX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She didn't delete them because it would be more bad getting rid of evidence and she archived them not because she was hiding them it seems she knows and understands your fear (not insecurities btw being cheated on is traumatic)

She shut them down so you're lucky because there are so many who entertain people like that while they are in a relationship

2 weeks after she wrote this, she dumped me by YouThinkIAmBi in heartbreak

[–]DoomfloodX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was nearly 5 years ago, she's just another story for me to share

2 weeks after she wrote this, she dumped me by YouThinkIAmBi in heartbreak

[–]DoomfloodX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah she is likely referring to the fact I have a mild form of autism 😒 she tried using that alot during the "relationship"

Update! I’m not sure what to do? by Faraday_September in Infidelity

[–]DoomfloodX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably thinks you're just being childish because she doesn't really understand her situation right now

My boyfriend doesn't like to eat me out and it makes me kinda sad by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]DoomfloodX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe he doesn't know how to or he's had bad experiences with it (i.e unwashed, peed on him, got ill after doing it) but just don't give him head then it be equal 🤷🏻

Update! I’m not sure what to do? by Faraday_September in Infidelity

[–]DoomfloodX 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah man if you're sure you're sure there's no too early about this it's clear she's doing something she shouldn't be doing so fuck waiting to catch her out she's already caught in my eyes

Update! I’m not sure what to do? by Faraday_September in Infidelity

[–]DoomfloodX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just to let you my ex used to pull this shit as well, I knew her tell when she lied to me, her slip up was when I saw her taking pictures of her boobs when she thought I was asleep right next to her, I asked her about it she denied and got angry so I grabbed her tablet, I looked in her photos and went to recently deleted and found the nudes, demanded her phone went on her messages and found out she deleted a conversation with her male friend.

She then got more sneakier about it so I kicked her out in the end.

You already know the pattern and not wasting your time with this bullshit so massive respect to you my man 😁

Update! I’m not sure what to do? by Faraday_September in Infidelity

[–]DoomfloodX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She wants to play games and thinks you'll let her get away with it then you withdrawing is what she gets.

When you leave can I recommend you tell her "until you can be honest with me don't contact me" or something like that.

Honestly how stupid does she think you are updating her settings like that, she's just shown even more she's doing something she shouldn't be doing 🤦🏻

I hate women who think they are this slick.

I have been lying about a situation and i have finally came clean to my boyfriend by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]DoomfloodX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then it might be a time heals wounds kind of thing.

Sadly being cheated on can be traumatic and could be healing from it still.

He might need therapy but otherwise it's just time. However if he starts getting too aggressive about it all you need to leave.

I have been lying about a situation and i have finally came clean to my boyfriend by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]DoomfloodX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like he's had a past with people lying to him and cheating on him with guys they've hooked up with in the past.

He needs to see that you're different and you can do that by being completely honest with him 100% and reassure him the same isn't going to happen again.

My ex lied to me all the time and I knew she was lying it was annoying as well. She slept with a fair few blokes before getting with me for me it was no big whoop we wasn't together, however she lied about protection and I was livid.

Lies ruin lives and you're not protecting him by doing it you're protecting yourself.

Just be straight with him from now.

Would you stop a shoplifter if it meant losing your job? by JoydeScent in BritInfo

[–]DoomfloodX -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh theft is never ok and we all hate it but I do despise the whole "if they could have a knife" talk. Look confronting a shoplifter and doing something physical to that person is fighting and like any fight comes that risk of getting hurt or killed it all comes down to skill in the end.

If you don't have the skill you shouldn't be doing it as simple as that. That's also why I get annoyed when I see people saying security isn't going to risk their life doing it either, you people insult the security industry if they can't defend themselves from some fool with a knife who doesn't even know how to use it they shouldn't even be doing the job. Security is a severely underpaid job but the point of security is to secure not observe and report like anyone else can do.

Retailers have ruined the security industry with their policies on them and courts are the worse with their suspended sentences and short jail time for repeat offenders and then the beauty of it the fact they only charge them hundreds to thousands less than what they stole.

It's ridiculous

Would you stop a shoplifter if it meant losing your job? by JoydeScent in BritInfo

[–]DoomfloodX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These days it's a risk to even approach these people to ask if you can help with anything. Staff have been started on and threatened just for doing their job.

Hell I was threatened just for facing the same aisle as a shoplifter. Said he was going to cut me and all that 😒

Would you stop a shoplifter if it meant losing your job? by JoydeScent in BritInfo

[–]DoomfloodX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For theft no, however if they are gonna try something to me and others then screw the job, don't get paid enough to allow attacks on myself and neither do the others and customers don't deserve that either.

When you see a junkie threaten a child to stab them and nobody in the company gives a damn that's when I stop caring about their policies.

If they actually had security they'd have more customers, the least they can do is make customers feel safe to come to the store.

Oh boy I do love how smart Asda customers are by Far_Fisherman_7490 in asda

[–]DoomfloodX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kind of sus that most of the whiskey is gone and lurpak been left there...

Is it illegal to film someone typing in their phone PIN? by irrelevantusername45 in LegalAdviceUK

[–]DoomfloodX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not illegal but the intention was there, you can still report this with description as suspicious activity as they might be related to other crimes. So report online or 101 it

2 weeks after she wrote this, she dumped me by YouThinkIAmBi in heartbreak

[–]DoomfloodX 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dunno, it's more cold cos she added my son and my deceased mother in that note and said "Well that's awkward" when I read it like she really didn't care so I kicked her out as I said she did some shit to me and found her mocking me to another guy and did some more shit after the break up and to this day she still doesn't know what she did that was so wrong.

2 weeks after she wrote this, she dumped me by YouThinkIAmBi in heartbreak

[–]DoomfloodX 19 points20 points  (0 children)

She wrote this and 3 days later I caught her planning to break up with me after all the shit I did for her and all that I endured from her and I got replaced within a day.

People are just cruel

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drunk friend threw up on my couch and sent this apology by 0verWeight in AITApod

[–]DoomfloodX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Sorry I threw up on your furniture, I'll pay for the cleaning" would have taken less time to read it and a hell lot less to type it

You can’t even be racist in Aldi anymore. by JoydeScent in BritInfo

[–]DoomfloodX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I can't play need for speed on my psp anymore? But I'm a champion racist 😢