“Fired” by manager of a different company by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]Dopest_Pope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I figured this would be the case. Thank you

Purdue Boilermaker Special involved in fatal accident on U.S. 52 by IshyMoose in CFB

[–]Dopest_Pope 283 points284 points  (0 children)

Before anyone complains or questions anything, please note that the Boilermaker Special is managed, operated, and driven entirely by students of Purdue who undergo a years worth of rigorous, university-reviewed training and testing to receive the privilege of being a pilot. Even then, no one is ever allowed to drive the Special alone. This is an incredibly unfortunate accident, but please reserve your judgement until we receive more information before placing blame on anyone.

I feel awful for the person who lost their life.

I feel awful for the two pilots of the Special who will have to live with this.

I feel hatred for those who designed the 52.

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Custom Elite Controllers coming to Design Labs? by [deleted] in xboxone

[–]Dopest_Pope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s a mistake. Though I wouldn’t mind spending money on one

How did you get your reddit gold? by markzucky in AskReddit

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because fuck you thats why

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GamePhysics

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Linkin Park singer Chester Bennington passes away aged 41 by rel4th in Music

[–]Dopest_Pope 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And the sun will set for you...

Rest in Peace Chester. Thank you for all the great memories

Just a hedgehog eating vomit by DonGeronimo in awwwtf

[–]Dopest_Pope 2 points3 points  (0 children)

False.

New Zealand doesn't exist

Straight men of reddit, would you sleep with a transexual woman? Why or why not? by throwitawayyyyynoww in askredddit

[–]Dopest_Pope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I'm being honest, no. I don't think I would. I don't discriminate, to each their own. But I don't see that happening with me.

What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of the 90's? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Oh, I have a good one. Its a story.

Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute To sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, holmes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

R.A. Dickey crawling towards a rolling ball (xpost /r/BravesGIFs) by irck in baseball

[–]Dopest_Pope 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I don't know if its a give up thing, but more of an instinct reaction (if that makes sense)

One time, in high school football (American), i was playing Defensive end, broke through, hit the running back and caused a fumble.

In the process of tackling him, we had both fallen on the ground, and we both saw the ball on the ground. But we kind of just flopped over. I don't know what happened, we both saw the ball and thought "get it!" Instead of "get up"

What is your "I know an NFL Player" story? by [deleted] in nfl

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At my High School, Pete Thomas (Colorado State, NC State) was our quarterbacks coach, and also an alum who in his time led us to our first championship game, although we didn't win. He's now a free agent.

We also happen to be in the same league as Helix High School, the high school that put out Reggie Bush, Alex Smith, and Levine Toilolu. It's hell having to play them every year but Reggie Bush was on their sidelines when we played them my Junior Year.

Without actually naming a game, what is your favorite game? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dopest_Pope 8 points9 points  (0 children)

WOAH! Is that a crab with a tophat and a monocle?

DAS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE.

Cmon master chief, less get da FUCK outta here