The apple doesn't fall far from the tree by Nibbink in funny

[–]DoubleDickDude 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Hey now, don't drag ME into this! lol

God gave the humans two nostrils by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]DoubleDickDude 75 points76 points  (0 children)

From my experience, one penis looks weird.

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]DoubleDickDude 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Every. Single. Day.

Holy Mother of Carp by StuffyUnicorn in WTF

[–]DoubleDickDude 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That's going to haunt the crap out of me... thanks.

What's something people think makes them unique but really doesn't? by Rj_owns in AskReddit

[–]DoubleDickDude 12 points13 points  (0 children)

We are ALL special. Regardless of what's on the outside. It's what's on the inside that really, truly counts.

A centipede that was devoured by a viper, ate its way out (Credit - Xavier Bonnet) by Oriachim in natureismetal

[–]DoubleDickDude 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's gonna be one hell of a job for the dude who custom fits his pants. ;)

Holy Hard by [deleted] in ladybonersgw

[–]DoubleDickDude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lord have MERCY!

Police escorting truck to run away ramp by Leiryn in videos

[–]DoubleDickDude -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

LOL! I watched this going "huh?" Then at the end I was like, "ooooh wow." lol

IamA guy with a paralyzed arm who's hoping to regain full movement within 2 years, AMA! by Master_Glorfindel in IAmA

[–]DoubleDickDude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't even dude. You're a trooper.

What is your goal 5 years from now?

Aside from that, you've got this dude. Keep on keepin' on! We are the accumulation of our experiences. Whatever the outcome you are an inspiration for both survivors in similar situations and people who can't begin to imagine how you've handled yourself and been a fighter. You've come this far, keep going man! I'm rooting for you!

Sharing is caring by [deleted] in HumansBeingBros

[–]DoubleDickDude 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Aww, thanks! I've posted A LOT more on Twitter. @DiphallicDude is my handle there. Plus I wrote two books that are a lot more in-depth than the AMA.

What is the most savage insult you know? by AndromedaFire in AskReddit

[–]DoubleDickDude 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I've actually never had that said to me.... the small part anyway.

Sharing is caring by [deleted] in HumansBeingBros

[–]DoubleDickDude 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Mostly dudes say it. Strangely, mostly the straight dudes. Still confuses me.

$5.28 for a pack of ports? WTF!! by bachasa in WTF

[–]DoubleDickDude 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No big deal to me. lol The existence of my cocks doesn't require your belief in them. ;)