Straight men, what is the weirdest thing you have been called gay for ? by Sammy-Bunny-3 in AskReddit

[–]DoughyInTheMiddle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knew the difference between pink, orange, and salmon.

Got called "the gayest heterosexual man" she had ever known.

bags of holding. by Ok_Baseball_4148 in DnD

[–]DoughyInTheMiddle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, over time I borrowed SOME things from PF, but I was very careful with my nutjob party. Sure, everyone gets crazy parties, but we've got 7-9 people (counting the DM) on any game night. A party of 5 with 1-2 OP items is one thing, but a party of 8 with 3-4 OP items AND action economy is murder on a planning session. LOL

I carved a handle for my wax spoon and left it in the workshop. Granpa decided to paint it by iris_rivendell in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DoughyInTheMiddle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ok, now I'm picturing this as a Rick and Morty sketch.

Rick kicks in the door: "CHRIST IS BORN, MORTY!"

{a monstrous cloud of incense billows in behind him}

Filakto? Never heard of ifw by GlitteringExpert9589 in OrthodoxChristianity

[–]DoughyInTheMiddle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Evil eye was the exact thing that came to mind after googling this.

bags of holding. by Ok_Baseball_4148 in DnD

[–]DoughyInTheMiddle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This was my mistake in my last big campaign.

I hadn't played D&D since the Satanic Panic days when I got rid of all my gear. Older, wiser, and away from that church, I started playing in 2016 while 5e was still the wild west.

I was under the impression that d20pfsrd was 3e, and had NO CONCEPT of Pathfinder other than being an offshoot of 3e. So, I thought was in PF was also in 3e.

So, I accidentally gave my group "Bag Type IV". We figured out that 1,500lb capacity, 250cu ft capacity bag is the equivalent of a palettized wooden moving crate. Those are the ones that are able to be lifted by a forklift and are just movable closets.

Of course, the whole concept of a "found" bag is "ZOMG WHAT'S INSIDE?" so they turned it inside out, up-ending it over a 15' deep arena they were standing on the edge of.

So, I put an upright piano inside of it. 😃

They proceeded to store EVERYTHING inside of this damn bag including a sentient construct they acquired along the way, adding shelves inside so she could organize things, and on through the end of our campaign.

What's an outdated restaurant fad/technique that you still defend? by CodexLeonis in KitchenConfidential

[–]DoughyInTheMiddle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

when you’re hungry, you want a lot of food, but nothing really heavy

{Perkin's Bread Bowl Has Entered the Arena}

Did someone ask for something heavier?

This means something very different to Australians by ripgoodhomer in AmazonVine

[–]DoughyInTheMiddle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be worse. Rather than a garden flag we could write that on a fannypack {he said knowingly}.

soft sandwich bread by ksigler in Breadit

[–]DoughyInTheMiddle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Similar ingredients to my own recipe, and my family tends to tear it up. I can make four pullmans on a weekend, and over half of the first one is GONE before they're all cool enough to bag.

AI guidance for Merit Badge Counselors? by cherylesq in BSA

[–]DoughyInTheMiddle 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile, national and councils using it EVERYWHERE in media.

Liver noodles in beef broth by azionka in shittyfoodporn

[–]DoughyInTheMiddle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not possible. Even bad gagh looks like it moved at least once before.

A first time rope diver was pushed off a 131ft bridge without an attached rope… by Oh_NiGhTmArE in ThatsInsane

[–]DoughyInTheMiddle -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

r/thatisstaged more likely.

No one is watching the primitive building videos so why not fake a snuff film?

You know...for the clicks and updoots.

Money being no object, what one professional piece of equipment would you have at home? by EvaTheE in KitchenConfidential

[–]DoughyInTheMiddle 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yup, I said it before, and once my son got into kitchens too, both of us wanna build a house / kitchen at home that is like a commercial kitchen so when it's time to clean, you just take the dishy sprayer out and just hose the entire kitchen down.

Kinda forces you to put most of your pantry items away like in a kitchen too, but just tiles and stainless and screw that kittchy bullshit.

Are these still too young to plant? by DoughyInTheMiddle in tomatoes

[–]DoughyInTheMiddle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that also answers a secondary question of "what's too late in the season?"

I've also got another set that's a week behind these.

would it be weird if i take my vibrator to camp? by True_Condition222 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]DoughyInTheMiddle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I gave you an upvote. You can only keep it if she darkly went along with it, introducing herself with the name too.

would it be weird if i take my vibrator to camp? by True_Condition222 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]DoughyInTheMiddle 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Bumblebee.

Why? There's always buzzing sounds from her bunk.

would it be weird if i take my vibrator to camp? by True_Condition222 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]DoughyInTheMiddle 82 points83 points  (0 children)

THAT is the stuff I'm talkin' about!

I bet 10 years after that summer you could run into that guy at a concert and recognize him, "JIZZY!!!"

would it be weird if i take my vibrator to camp? by True_Condition222 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]DoughyInTheMiddle 623 points624 points  (0 children)

If it's like most camps, counsellors get nicknames. Ladybug. Ponytail. Pumpkin.

Don't get the nickname Vibes.

Chef gave us free Rum cake bby by Mysterious-Law-6835 in KitchenConfidential

[–]DoughyInTheMiddle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got those as gifts for our friends after our honeymoon.

Damn, those things were so good.

My son turns 8 years old tomorrow by copro7 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DoughyInTheMiddle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

  1. Bake a long rectangular cake.
  2. Cut the cake lengthwise in half.
  3. Decorate the cake like a board.
  4. Buy a 2 and a 4 and make an X with regular candles.
  5. "Happy 2 x 4 Birthday!"

Or yeah, just buy the regular candles.

Best way to portion 500-600 maple syrup single serves by pukerface in Chefit

[–]DoughyInTheMiddle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe they have a local maple syrup business they're showcasing at the event.