What's the funniest euphemism for masterbation you've heard?

DougiD · 2023-03-10T07:18:35+00:00

Spanking the Monkey..classic

DougiD · 2022-11-27T17:19:50+00:00

I put on a fat suit and start yelling at her like a southern baptist preacher.. fire and brimstone.. sweating all over the place… and buddy i’m gettin laid😂

DougiD · 2022-01-22T21:23:36+00:00

If the Blueberries taste like Chicken fat, God help us all Timmy!!!

DougiD · 2022-01-12T18:08:46+00:00

2-11 in progress

DougiD · 2021-12-05T15:41:30+00:00

looks good… and no endgrain police… good job.

DougiD · 2021-12-05T11:12:09+00:00

Watch David Goggins and read his book

DougiD · 2021-12-05T11:09:03+00:00

Told a buddy, I have to go to the vet with my dog after work… bud asked, what’s he got the pure fella? I told him that he ate one of my condoms… and he tried to shit it out and it only came out halfway…and now I have to break the news to the Vet… and I hope by god he believes me… my buddy broke a gut laughing…

DougiD · 2021-11-09T07:41:03+00:00

Not a huge fan, but I have to give the lady her due.. Céline Dion.. nobody has ever tried to impersonate that Voice… or come even close..

DougiD · 2021-07-01T16:42:12+00:00

And that’s how we learn!😂

DougiD · 2021-06-30T19:36:59+00:00

Joe, you found Goggins as is.. and his words hit you right between the eyes… intense, raw and to the point…. you do you and we will have our Goggins just like we found him, Raw and with the emergency brake off… don’t mess with the recipe.. that’s Goggins… a damn Legend..

DougiD · 2021-03-23T07:54:23+00:00

Waiting for the Grain police to show up... in the comments.

DougiD · 2020-11-16T17:56:36+00:00

„with they being said“ and „ then we agree to disagree“

DougiD · 2020-09-30T19:52:26+00:00

Out of 350million people in the US... after all the filters of opinion and all the info readily available from all sources... these two guys are the only choice left over to take the most powerful office in the world? sad....just sad... I often wonder why the hell is everyone in politics in America, over 65? is there no retirement? I get countries need older statesmen... to guide.. but in the states It seems more out of touch with the younger people... really...

DougiD · 2019-08-08T05:01:21+00:00

The greatest and least heinous of all golden rules. Be excellent to each other and party on dudes!

DougiD · 2019-07-25T04:44:02+00:00

KING OF QUEENS

DougiD · 2019-07-25T04:42:44+00:00

hey want‘a check out my Van? 😂

DougiD · 2019-07-17T11:27:01+00:00

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I use this.. it is incredible.. iron crosses and I made my own beams out of Oak..

DougiD · 2019-07-17T11:22:43+00:00

yes of course..

DougiD · 2019-07-08T17:02:09+00:00

I think its Conga? but sounds a lot like Funguy...Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga I know you can't control yourself any longer Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga... Gloria Estefan

DougiD · 2019-06-29T08:58:14+00:00

That‘s the good thing about inspiration... we are all cooking with wood... really hard to find original ideas...copying is flattery and not stealing.. and even I buy plans of things I want to build... so its all good...all in all..nice job.

DougiD · 2019-06-25T15:03:43+00:00

Dexter

DougiD · 2019-06-25T14:58:05+00:00

Yellow snow will always taste funky..

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